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 Maleman999
Joined: 2/14/2010
Msg: 47
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?Page 3 of 3    (1, 2, 3)
I wonder how the answers would change if the OP changed "dog" to "child".
 GreenSparty117
Joined: 11/13/2013
Msg: 48
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 12/10/2013 12:54:01 AM
She probably f**ked that dog more times than she f**ked you.
 Iseedudpeople
Joined: 10/12/2013
Msg: 49
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 12/10/2013 2:06:18 PM
I had dated a woman for a while and dumped her for her dog


I've heard of someone dumping someone for their friend but their dog ????

Wasn't it awkward when you picked up the dog for a date at HER place ?

lol
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 50
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 12/10/2013 2:15:18 PM
nilakash77- "The dog is always in the conversation"?! So what did he have to say about the matter? :D
Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)
 PirateJohn09
Joined: 1/7/2009
Msg: 52
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Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 6/3/2016 10:34:45 AM

So what did he have to say about the matter?

I think it was something along the lines of "woof woof."
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 53
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 6/3/2016 10:39:03 AM

I had dated a woman for a while and dumped her for her dog



"I've heard of someone dumping someone for their friend but their dog ????

Wasn't it awkward when you picked up the dog for a date at HER place ? "






Yeah, and what if you decide to move in together ? Do you have to live in a dog house ?

I don't think you really thought this through
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 54
Unleash the doggy style
Posted: 6/3/2016 4:30:19 PM
"wasn't it awkward when you picked the b1tch up at HER place?"

>>>naw, he just drove the car by slow, and his new date chased after it until it caught up. But apparently later that night when he tried to slip her the bone, she just rolled over and played dead. too bad, she looked so fetching.

"do you have to live in a dog house?"

>>>apparently he was already there, figuratively speaking. let the fur fly.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 55
Who let the doggy daters out ?
Posted: 6/3/2016 5:16:51 PM
^^^^^

Maybe you should write a how to book GTO

" Canine Carnal Knowledge " perhaps ?
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 56
hey, we all sit up and beg for a treat
Posted: 6/4/2016 6:14:31 AM
Or I could title it, "Sniffing butt and getting tail"?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 57
Doggy Delusions
Posted: 6/4/2016 6:32:50 AM
^^^^^^ I hope you weren't up all night trying to come up with the perfect title, lol


 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 58
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Doggy Delusions
Posted: 6/6/2016 9:52:06 PM


Or I could title it, "Sniffing butt and getting tail"?
^^^^^^ I hope you weren't up all night trying to come up with the perfect title, lol

Hey, you took from my own book's title! "Sniffing Butt and Getting Tail: Your Guide to Successful Online Dating"
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 59
Doggy Delusions
Posted: 6/7/2016 8:16:02 AM
the nice thing about living alone, I don't have to be up all night :)

Norwegie, that sounds like a good title for a book. We all should contribute a chapter, since we agree on the topic so often :)
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 60
Doggy Delusions
Posted: 6/7/2016 8:40:13 AM
^^^^^

Feel free to cover the chapter involving dog negging


" I don't think we'd be a good match, you're way too furry for my taste , haha "


 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 61
make her howl
Posted: 6/7/2016 1:31:55 PM
I think I know someone who can handle the chapter for Dachshunds....
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 62
Deadly Doggy Breath
Posted: 6/7/2016 1:36:33 PM
I know someone who can handle the chapter for

" How to avoid a make out session with your doggy date after you witness it gobbling up something nasty "

 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 63
Deadly Doggy Breath
Posted: 6/7/2016 1:41:37 PM
Chapter 3 could be called
doing it doggie style.. which for Lily is having all the male dogs in Town hot for her as she yawns and ignores them
Plus side no concerning about who pays for that first Milk bone treat
Lily has nice breathe btw. I know cause she sleeps thisclose to me.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 64
Once you go human you never go back !
Posted: 6/7/2016 1:47:25 PM
^^^^^^

Yes, but that chapter MUST be preceded by

" Ok, so you're not a dog, don't be intimidated thinking dogs do doggy style better "





 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 65
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Once you go human you never go back !
Posted: 6/7/2016 4:29:06 PM
NEGGING HIM OR HER:
(sniff sniff) "You smell pretty good! My sister smells like you..."
"Your bone's not bad... but I've seen bigger."

HITTING ON HIM OR HER:
"I wanna bury my bone in your backyard. If ya know what I'm sayin'..."
"Baby, your paws tired? You've been running thru my mind all day..."
"Say girl, you wanna take a ride on a red rocket?"
"Hey handsome... I'm a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets!"
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 66
Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 6/10/2016 4:06:42 PM

I had dated a woman for a while and dumped her for her dog



I wonder if the OP is still dating the dog ?

One of my pet peeves with the forums is when the OP never comes back to give an update
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 67
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Woman who is attached to her Dog too much? Was dumping her was a ideal situation?
Posted: 6/10/2016 6:42:18 PM

I wonder if the OP is still dating the dog ?

Yeah, if he dumped her for her dog, I want to know how it's going. Does he Always have to pay for meals at this point? Or is the dog being too needy? Did he introduce the dog to his parents? Has the ex tried to get the dog back? Inquiring minds want to know.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 68
Got left on the porch
Posted: 6/10/2016 7:55:22 PM
apparently the b1tch dumped him. Thought he was just another hound dog, catting around town. Sent him back home with his tail between his legs. now he just wants to curl up and die, even misses the hair of the dog who bit him. I think he wishes he was back on a short leash.

Lily sounds like quite the tease. Probably hoping to ride the Gravy Train someday.
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