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 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 168
What makes sex bad for you?Page 7 of 9    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
"I would imagine a woman just laying there cause really good sex is when she says you can do anything you want and mean it."




She could say that and still just lay there , which would still be too much like necrophilia
 spot4username
Joined: 12/15/2015
Msg: 169
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What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 8:09:31 AM
^^^ We all have our proclivities.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 170
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 8:13:55 AM
^^^^

True, and being watched by a dog is NOT one of mine !





In order to - OH SHUT UP ALREADY
 spot4username
Joined: 12/15/2015
Msg: 171
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Posted: 6/14/2017 8:22:14 AM
^^^ But you aren't saying no to being watched... interesting... *waggles eyebrows*
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 172
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 8:47:35 AM
^^^^

Ok, well I don't get turned on by the idea of being watched by anyone or anything

I'm not Ron Jeremy

What is especially offputting is having the dog jump up on to the bed during sex and her laughing and saying

" Sparky ! hahaha, at least move over and give us some room , hahaha "


I mean come on
 spot4username
Joined: 12/15/2015
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Posted: 6/14/2017 9:03:41 AM
^^^ I agree. She and the dog sound annoying.

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... sounds interesting

 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 174
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 9:24:04 AM
Message 183: I wouldn't know about dogs, but I'm pretty sure a female Capuchin monkey would be a good fit for you.

No slippage.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 175
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 1:32:38 PM
Is that a hint?

Have you been vaccinated?

Wine and a dimmer switch will be needed...
 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 176
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/14/2017 1:43:27 PM
Thanks, but no thanks. I don't have to settle for shrimp meat when I have steak at home.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 177
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What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/20/2017 11:46:22 AM
I once got sharted on...

I was done at that moment and I didn't even finish... *slide whistle down sound*
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 178
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/20/2017 2:39:28 PM
1) an attractive woman who just lays there, is like a pizza with only cheese on it. It still beats nothing, or as someone may sneer, " a First World problem". Until the fellow thinks about all the reasons why she's unmotivated by him, and kills his own erection.

2) don't know about the beastiality, but I guess a good laugh in bed is a sign two people can share something more than fluids.

3) hey, shrimp meat isn't bad if you use it in a good c0cktail mix or scampi or bread it in coconut or...steak you can basically only drown in A1 or Worchestshire or stick some peppercorns in it and grill appropriately. or maybe I've eaten too much steak in life and not enough shrimp.

4) shart is a little disgusting, however. I once had a lover who enjoyed having her caboose played with, and when I pulled out my finger it was clear she hadn't fully cleaned. Oh well, jump off, go to bathroom, clean up, problem solved. I guess parents see worse from their babies.
 south_city
Joined: 10/12/2013
Msg: 179
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/21/2017 7:21:53 AM
Women that smell bad down there.
Lack of communication. They don't tell me their likes / dislikes and then later become unhappy with sex. If you want something done a certain way, tell me earlier.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 180
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/21/2017 7:33:35 AM
When she pulls out her vibrator just as we're getting started and says " you don't mind do you ? " and only requires me to kiss her from that point on.

Gee, talk about a night to remember !

Ya.... not into 3 somes with vibrators
 SS4544Spd
Joined: 8/31/2016
Msg: 181
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Posted: 6/22/2017 9:11:40 AM

Capuchin Monkey screeching and rattling its cage while you were going at it.


I used to care for baboons and monkeys for a job I had. They were all males, and um...yes I had to clean up their um...ya know...monkey spunk. Amongst other bodily fluids. For real.

I brought a girl there once, 'cuz she wanted to see the "cute monkeys," innocent visit, no expectations of any kinky sex with her, with monkeys watching....but they went crazy when she came into the room. Without a doubt, their male frustrations were apparent. We could have never done any thing anyways, what with all the screaming, cage rattling,hissing, etc. etc. etc. It was pandemonium, and I thought I would get in trouble for getting them upset. They were research monkeys and I had visions of someone sitting me down and said I ruined their experiments by exposing them to a female primate. We got out of there pretty fast.

As far as having a dog in the room...that doesn't work. They get frisky and want to interact. If you shoo them and shut the door, sometimes they will pant at the door and bark and whine....all distractions. With a new lover, though, you had to tread carefully, last thing you want to do is p*ss her off by rejecting her baby. In my experience.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 182
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/22/2017 9:16:14 AM
"With a new lover, though, you had to tread carefully, last thing you want to do is p*ss her off by rejecting her baby. In my experience."


In MY experience there's no need to tread carefully when you've already decided it isn't worth it
 spot4username
Joined: 12/15/2015
Msg: 183
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Posted: 6/22/2017 9:29:16 AM
^^^ No kidding.
As far as the dog thing... I dated a guy once and we were in the boudoir with the door shut but... the clothes didn't start coming off in that room. I awoke to ruined clothes that were discarded in the kitchen. I had to wear his clothes home. I looked homeless! Lesson learned.
 sandwater
Joined: 4/2/2017
Msg: 184
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/22/2017 10:46:56 AM

Lack of communication. They don't tell me their likes / dislikes and then later become unhappy with sex. If you want something done a certain way, tell me earlier.


A few times I had the opposite problem. Men that refuse to listen when I made some suggestions about sex or when I tell them what I like or don't like.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 185
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/22/2017 10:49:22 AM
"Men that refuse to listen when I made some suggestions about sex."




Some men just don't want to bark like a dog - especially in front of her girlfriends







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 ohenryx
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 186
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Posted: 6/26/2017 11:06:19 AM




"Men that refuse to listen when I made some suggestions about sex."

Some men just don't want to bark like a dog - especially in front of her girlfriends

For the right reward (and I DON’T mean a dog biscuit), I have no problem barking like a dog.

Wait, wait – you said “in front of her girlfriends”. Her girlfriends are taking part in this game? I’m in!!!
 scorpioinOregon
Joined: 7/20/2014
Msg: 187
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/26/2017 11:36:15 PM
bad sex these days is when a guy tries to deny he has ED. He blames it on me and wants me to do everything in my power to make it work. Well it won't work when all the parts aren't in working order.
 spot4username
Joined: 12/15/2015
Msg: 188
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Posted: 6/27/2017 4:26:53 AM
^^^^ Yup. Not necessarily the blaming part but just lying about not having issues with any sort of ED. Age changes all of us. I understand that. Being a liar mcliarpants about how well everything works is the biggest turnoff of all.
 dragonbytes
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Posted: 6/27/2017 5:22:35 AM

Yup. Not necessarily the blaming part but just lying about not having issues with any sort of ED. Age changes all of us. I understand that. Being a liar mcliarpants about how well everything works is the biggest turnoff of all.


Assuming one does not have actually ED, age lowers libido in nearly all men.

It's a symbiotic feedback loop.

Lower libido means it takes more to get a man "going". Men mostly know that in our youth a snaggletoothed hag could give us an erection, erection were hard (to avoid). So it's harder to judge cause and effect.

No doubt some men live in their past glories and never realize they don't have it anymore, but also no doubt it's easier to turn off an older man.

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For me, any mention by a woman that she doesn't do blowjobs is like throwing ice water on my genitals, even when I was younger it was a huge turnoff.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 190
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 6/27/2017 7:03:46 AM
I understand a dislike for lying, and certainly for shifting blame. I've been with ladies who had great personality but honestly weren't physically attractive to me, so there wasn't even a youthful rising of the flag. So, just focus on getting her off with tongue and fingers and whatever else, and be done with it. unfortunately, that too can make someone feel insecure. And alas, that's why I try to date a hot lass :) Tho on a side note, my 60 yr old friend is upset with her son who won't commit to a woman who is far more attracted to him, than he is to her. There will be no grandkids from that relationship, and everyone in the family loves the girl. But, he's interested enough in the free sex but not hot enough for her to want to put a ring on it. One day when he's older, he may look at the hot mess he's married to and regret not having taken up with the lady he is stringing along now.

*sigh* we humans just aren't ever happy.
 TexNolan
Joined: 8/11/2016
Msg: 191
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 7/3/2017 8:45:18 AM
Bad sex...
The Lady that wants it to be like "Ghost" (the movie).
The man that wants it to be like "their favorite porn"
One or both just lay there....
One or both stop fore play to early...
One or both have to many "No's" or "Don't Do's"

Good sex is:
[u]Both are there to give to each other to the fullest.[/u]

The only thing that stands out that I dis like, is a lady stopping everything to tell me not to do something. Wait and see what is going to happen. If a guy goes to do something you don't want, re adjust, take control and go to something else. Or take it once and say during pillow talk, you were not fond of ...... or say "sorry I changed up when I thought you were going to.... And all is well.
Stopping in the middle of action to tell me what not to do is a turn off, it triggers to think what else should i not try?

My thoughts.
 forever_live_and_die
Joined: 6/6/2017
Msg: 192
What makes sex bad for you?
Posted: 7/3/2017 9:21:13 PM
I'm always doing it alone
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