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 MrShoesnchocolate
Joined: 1/14/2013
Msg: 51
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Secondly, it is not natural and very nasty for a man to put his mouth on a ugly hairy slit that emits blood, puss, urine and some of the worst odors ever. It really has nothing to do with the woman herself, its about the disgusting nature of the vagina.



This is the glass is half empty way of looking at it IMO.

The half full way is to feel good that you are bringing pleasure to someone you care about AND understand that it's a part of who she is and finding everything about it so damn SEXY !
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 52
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/4/2013 12:05:56 PM
How funny just like i had said in a earlier post on here,, prime example wink558

there will be some men who think it is "un natural" to give a woman oral,,but all in the same breath expect an think its all good for the woman to serve him in his life an suck his penis all at the sametime,,

ya that totally seems logical given the high amount of men who do enjoy these icky un natural acts with a woman

Oh ya dont forget women are the only ones who smell roaming this planet,,

ok because a mans penis HAS never gotten infected so blood and puss has never came out of 1 of those an oh the sweaty ball sack connected always smells of roses,,never mind somebody with bad hygiene or a cheese filled uncircumcised penis..

because OMG what other reason why would women have been put here on earth in the first place,,to serve mankind an speaka when spoken too..

yes sa masa! needs me to put this harness on my back an go plow them fields now too?

now look straight head an dont make eye contact with nobody an do as you told its enough i allow you to sit in my manly presence,

now go cook my food,wash my dirty drawers an later i will climb on top of you an do my business..

and you better obey me
lests you feel the wrath of my fist,,an move over you sitting in the dogs spot you sit on the floor..

AHHH those where the good ol days!!

wait those days are still going on in some countries where women barely have rights as a human being..
 russell5417
Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 53
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/4/2013 12:30:09 PM
OP.......... I am assuming that you are basing your opinion on lots and lots and lots and lots of men performing oral on you?

If not, then you seem to be generalizing, and that is a bit unfair.


Dontcha' think?? :)
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 54
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/4/2013 12:39:39 PM
well maybe what you think is good the other women he has been with think is bad ..or maybe the way they trained him is not to your liking...oral sex ..not every woman thinks the same thing is good ..if you dont tell him what feels good he wont know ...I once worked in an office where I was considered ..just one of the girls as far as girl talk is concerned there was this other guy in the company that had dated several of the women ..I over heard two of the girls talking and the one who had been with him told the other one ...Dave ( the names have been changed to protect the guilty..lol)she said is great in bed but he is clueless about kissing .. a few days later I was in another office and over heard ...Dave sucks in bed but man his kisses just melt me ...two different women ..and two polar opposite views of Dave's performance ...maybe you dont like your kitty kissed in the same manor as the other women in Dave's past ..so My conclusion is if you dont tell him what feels good you have no right to criticize .if you do tell him and he dont make an effort to do it the way you like ...and you continue to find your self in bed with him then its still your fault
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 1:39:42 AM
I would say that I would kiss her kitty as if it were her mouth...as if me embracing her thighs and waist were the same as holding and embracing her face, but then this might not explain very much because, in describing how I'd kiss her mouth, I might say that one way is that I imagine I'm kissing her kitty. Otherwise, I say that I don't think about technique...but instead I just kiss with genuine hunger and desire for closeness and intimacy, and then it'll happen naturally the way it needs to happen.
 lynnyarb
Joined: 1/28/2013
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Posted: 2/5/2013 3:54:27 AM
Ok Then! This is a really interesting forum! It sounds like a sex 101 course, gee there are not 500 parts to a vagina and not 200 parts to a penis... I do agree however that you have to be open and honest when you start seeing someone that you let them know you do or do not enjoy oral sex. It's a deal breaker when you don't agree on something like that. If he's willing to learn, show him or tell him what you like or don't like, communication is all it takes. Personaly I have never had any that was bad, but I am very vocal .
 Be_enchanted
Joined: 1/23/2013
Msg: 57
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 5:43:46 AM

If not, then you seem to be generalizing, and that is a bit unfair.


Don't go assuming, it was just a question written out of curiosity. How do you figure it's somehow unfair?
I did write 'some' men...
 36steveo
Joined: 5/8/2009
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Posted: 2/5/2013 5:53:55 AM
i'm not sure if ur against or for oral sex. but i second that on this being verbal vomit!!! if you want pleasurable sex, then you have to give ORAL SEX. it helps both men and women to get their grove on it is needed. for guys who are bad at ORAL SEX just tell them to suck on the c.l.i.t. and with 2 fingers in the kitty with a half of twist of the fingers going slow and deep. then for ladies that are not good first have to start telling their men to wipe their penis after everytime they piss and just not once but a couple of wipesat it tell them to softly fondule the scrotums and lightly suck on the p.e.n.i.s.'s head and slowly lick the front part where that little bulge because that is the men's G-SPOT
 36steveo
Joined: 5/8/2009
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Posted: 2/5/2013 5:57:55 AM
I WOULD AGREE WITH YA THERE. ORAL SEX SHOULD BE DONE BY BOTH OR NONE AT ALL
 MutedEnthusiasm
Joined: 7/8/2011
Msg: 60
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Posted: 2/5/2013 6:16:22 AM

Msg: 76 suck on the p.e.n.i.s.'s head and slowly lick the front part where that little bulge because that is the men's G-SPOT

Hmm… g-spot at the front? I’m confused.
As for the topic at hand, well… I hope it’s like riding a bicycle.

But less windy, of course.
 bottleguy
Joined: 3/22/2011
Msg: 61
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 6:52:16 AM
I have trouble breathing down there, so I can't stay down there very long.
 Be_enchanted
Joined: 1/23/2013
Msg: 62
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 6:57:51 AM
Freshfish100, did you read my entire thread? If you did, you would have read "I would give them some pointers but some still seem to be at a loss. ugh, what a shame."
 gentleplus
Joined: 9/8/2008
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Posted: 2/5/2013 7:04:38 AM
Oral is very specific sensation for each person and effective oral is a true test of effective communication and an indicator of the desire to please the other at the deepest levels...
 Be_enchanted
Joined: 1/23/2013
Msg: 64
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 7:22:46 AM

Be Enchanted, not sure what your experience has been other than the "ugh" factor...


I'd respond by writing I've had exceeding excellent times and just haven't met the guy that has matched those times since. Because I know just how enjoyable it is; it is the 'ugh' remark out of sheer disappointment.
 That_girl*
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 65
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 7:41:19 AM

bottleguy

I have trouble breathing down there, so I can't stay down there very long.


HA its called breath through your mouth,its not that complicated..
 36steveo
Joined: 5/8/2009
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Posted: 2/5/2013 8:04:27 AM
yes there is others out there who love the taste.
 lovecenter
Joined: 5/14/2012
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Posted: 2/5/2013 10:41:51 AM
Anyone who is sexually talented is smart, creative has studied the human body and......watches porn!
 RNG34116
Joined: 2/2/2013
Msg: 68
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 11:26:22 AM

When lovers remark I make love like a girl I take it as praise from Caesar.


Rosemary Palm and her five sisters do not count!
 RNG34116
Joined: 2/2/2013
Msg: 69
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 11:34:15 AM
Men'sability to perform oral sex that is satisfactory to a woman can var greatly, from person to person, ranging from the provider (men) to the receiver (women).

Expectations have a lot to do with the women. There are some women that are experienced at it and if they are able to lead and guide a man that is inexperienced at it the results can be hihly pleasurable as well as satisfactory.

If the woman is not quite experienced but is dominating and demanding the results can end up being frustration.

If the woman is inexperienced and the man is experienced and likely aggressive about it the woman may end up being intimidated and possibly not enjoy it.

It is probablybest to go with the flow, and see how each person is experiencing the moment and both persons communicate openly and guide/lead each other to trying different ways to elevate the pleasure.
 40Golfer
Joined: 5/10/2011
Msg: 70
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 1:51:53 PM
Show men how, monkey see monkey do!
 36steveo
Joined: 5/8/2009
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Posted: 2/5/2013 4:13:48 PM
i got what you were saying it was all good
 NOCLOWNING
Joined: 7/21/2010
Msg: 72
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 5:47:37 PM
I have been with 2 men, my ex-husband, and a guy I dated for awhile on here, that wouldnt even try to do it.
Didnt last long. I feel if a man enjoys it, they will figure out when a women is getting off. There are time's, when you
just have to let a man know, if he is doing it to hard, or soft. But, he should know, by moans.
If he is in the wrong spot, hold his head, and move your cookie, till its there.

Msmicki, Love you. You tell it like it is. Nice seeing you at WalMart!!! LOL
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 6:37:03 PM
Well first of all I would like to add my thoughts on this subject. There could be many reasons why a partner is bad at oral sex. One reason could be the person he is administering it to. Could be the way it appears perhaps its needs some attention to its grooming or scent. Maybe he doesn't like doing it and his heart isnt into it. Perhaps she should take the time and help guide him to where its most stimulating for her as all women act differently. I think its important to talk openly about it and try new things to keep it interesting whether it be positions, time of day or introducing items into the mix. I love performing oral sex on a woman but its because I enjoy it and not because I feel I have too. So these are just some of many reasons as to why a man is not performing to a womans expectations but then again what is she comparing it to?
 asantesoul
Joined: 5/20/2012
Msg: 74
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 6:43:59 PM
They don't have full lips that form a nice moist seal around a woman's yoni, and they don't have enough passion in their movement...and, a skilled tongue...some know how to pleasure women, some require more than a few tries
 Space_Weaver
Joined: 11/27/2012
Msg: 75
Why do some men tend to be horrible at oral sex? Ugh.
Posted: 2/5/2013 6:44:03 PM
If the guys aren't doing it for you, all it takes is a dog and some peanutbutter. Muahahahhahaahahahah!!!
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