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 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 72
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?Page 4 of 5    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Well, since this thread's getting kinda weird....


Weird!! Not creepy.


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Okay, that laugh is creepy, but, but, it didn't let me post because it was too short. Ha.
 GrouchoMinx
Joined: 2/9/2014
Msg: 73
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History
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/17/2014 8:01:27 AM
John Lennon (he's coming out of this well)
Pete Duel (Alias Smith & Jones - I had a thing for cowboys at that time)
Peter Falk (love his method acting and have a soft spot for Columbo, but please don't tell)
Marlon Brando (smouldering sex on legs when young)
John Coltrane and Charlie Parker (not at same time as they'd might ignore me and start jamming together, think either would be good improvisers)
Robert Johnson (I'd go down to the Crossroads)
Valentino (phew!)
Lord Byron (mad, bad and dangerous to know)
William Blake (just mad, but think he'd have good imagination)
Sir Richard Francis Burton (naughty, wicked, sexy man, think he could teach me a thing or two)
Siddhartha (Buddha - hopefully would take me at least close to Nirvana)
Zeus (wouldn't get bored with his changing into different things)
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/17/2014 10:27:51 AM
Anais Nin?

Lilith?
 mike11091
Joined: 8/25/2013
Msg: 75
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/18/2014 4:13:54 AM

Here's a new (mean but funny) answer: Any particular woman's (now dead) mother in a time period while raising said woman -- due to said woman always barking & hissing at men and how bad they are, while always looking up to and glorifying her mother as a great role model (god rest her soul).


You sir, have won the internet.


I think your little scenario could be expanded to include enemies.

"I'm fired? Am I? Okay, I'll just go back in time and screw your mom. By the way, here's some pictures that should scar you for life."
 DragonBits
Joined: 1/6/2012
Msg: 76
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/18/2014 5:46:53 AM

"I'm fired? Am I? Okay, I'll just go back in time and screw your mom. By the way, here's some pictures that should scar you for life."


Do a paternity test, it might be you who are scarred for life.
 mike11091
Joined: 8/25/2013
Msg: 77
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/18/2014 12:59:52 PM

Do a paternity test, it might be you who are scarred for life.


Ah, but the OP says it's without consequence.
 Boshed
Joined: 12/12/2014
Msg: 78
If you could FUCK anyone whose first name was Salma who would it be?
Posted: 12/18/2014 3:22:49 PM
Salma Hayek !

But she has to wear that From Dusk to Dawn outfit right after she does a dance for me !
 DragonBits
Joined: 1/6/2012
Msg: 79
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 12/18/2014 3:43:06 PM

Ah, but the OP says it's without consequence.


Whaaaat, no orgasm?

Not sure if taking pictures and showing them to your enemies doesn't count as a consequence.
 twoballcain
Joined: 7/23/2013
Msg: 80
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 7:06:56 PM
Betty Paige,Jacqueline Kennedy early 1960s,Marilyn Monroe,Queen Elizabeth when she was in her early 20s,Cleopatra,Princess Diana and Helen Keller
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 81
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 8:18:43 PM
consensuality- Branden Lee
Patrick Swayze (sp?)
James Dean
Heath Ledger
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Lou Gehrig
That's all I can think of, for now.
 NJgirl116
Joined: 7/3/2015
Msg: 82
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 8:28:39 PM
I want Michelangelo's David.
 Olivoil
Joined: 5/3/2015
Msg: 83
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 9:47:30 PM
Anais Nin was a pen name, it was a man.
 Eric_Summit
Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 84
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 10:43:31 PM

Posted by Sunnydaysss:
"///This is bad:( but Jesus:))..."

That just let the wind out of my sails. :-(

Both of the two women I have been with yelled this:
"Yes, yes, oh, God; oh, God; Eric, yes, yes, yes, oh, God!"

They were thinking about Him the whole time?
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 85
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/1/2015 11:24:00 PM
Noooooooo Eric.

I am going sailing and need the wind in my sails.
 Kodanshi
Joined: 9/19/2015
Msg: 86
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History
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 2:18:06 AM
Good Queen Bess.
 MisterEd0950
Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 87
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 4:27:01 AM
I wana do Marilyn Monroe in the ass
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 88
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 7:32:26 AM
Nefertiti. That would be my choice.

Oh, Audrey Hepburn as she looked in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
 StarClassic
Joined: 9/29/2014
Msg: 89
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 7:41:23 AM
This one's easy.
Katharine Hepburn, at any age. That woman had fire in her guts, and I love the sound of her voice.
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 90
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 8:24:48 AM

Both of the two women I have been with yelled this:
"Yes, yes, oh, God; oh, God; Eric, yes, yes, yes, oh, God!"

They were thinking about Him the whole time?


Dude, this is funny as s h i t.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 91
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History
If you could be intimate with anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 8:52:59 AM
To not disparage the ladies I have fantasized about in the recent past, I will not use the "f" word. I have added a few more to the list I would like to be intimate with...

Donna Summer (Queen of Disco)
Tammi Terrell (Singer best known for duets with Marvin Gaye)
Brenda Payton (Lead singer of Brenda & The Tabulations)
Myrna Smith (Member of The Sweet Inspirations)
Teresa Graves (Regular on Rowan & Martin's Laugh In)
Tamara Dobson (Actress who played Cleopatra Jones)
Barbara McNair (Singer/Actress)

Fortunately, most of my favorite beautiful black ladies from that time period (1960s and 1970s) are still alive.
If you could be intimate with anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/2/2015 5:21:09 PM
...well, this thread was a good laugh today.
 MillaKitten92
Joined: 9/23/2015
Msg: 93
If you could be intimate with anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/3/2015 4:55:58 AM
I suppose I don't really like anyone back in time? I'd say.. Bellamy Blake, Lincoln, umm this guy I like.
The rest are anime.
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 94
If you could be intimate with anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/3/2015 11:25:47 AM
"well, this thread was a good laugh today."

LMAO. I had an idea, but wanted to do my homework first, do a little research, to answer the question, "........intimate with anyone from history............?" I was thinking back to the 1800's. Always thought Wyatt Earp could be a possibility.

Have you ever learned something new, and realized the info was there all along, but you didn't take the time before to investigate?
I pulled up a Google image search for, "Historical persons". Picture after picture. Then I came to a picture I was unsure of. Of course I HAD to look! LOL
"Female hysteria". It was once, a common medical diagnosis. From images of "Historical Persons" I found pictures of the "cure" for "Female hysteria". I'm still chuckling.
 seafoodandeatit
Joined: 12/23/2011
Msg: 95
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History
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/4/2015 2:19:46 AM
I would like to meet my ex again
so I could screw her over b4 she screwed me over!
or Barbra Eden
If you could fcuk anyone from history who would it be?
Posted: 10/5/2015 4:44:07 PM
StarClassic: Audrey Hepburn ain't so bad either.

...and...jacqueline bissett...

But oh, we're talking about people from history, and one's we would f-ck if we could...so how about Soong Ching Ling, Mata Hari, & Cleopatra (the nose! hehe).
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