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 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 26
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It's pretty accurate account of OLD in general. You also might add that women that gripe excessively about players, one night stands, generally mean that they are in-accessible by all men. Another certain in this, complaining will get you absolutely nowhere. Getting your aggravation out for all to read may be good, if you need to vent. Beyond that, you have done yourself no favors. Women rarely tolerate gripers. They have no sympathy for you. You just have to suck it up, and move on.
 cityislesicilian
Joined: 11/10/2014
Msg: 27
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 9:28:12 AM
No aggravation. I just find it amusing. POF isn't infamous all over the net for nothing.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 6/22/2012
Msg: 28
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 10:18:19 AM
Lookup "POFICTIONARY" in a thread search
 BelleAtlantic
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 29
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 11:08:42 AM
You forgot the infamous "Can you keep up?"

Little do they know they are going to regret that little inquiry when they get older, and someone says it to them instead, lmao.
 VolkanoKing
Joined: 8/1/2014
Msg: 30
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 12:15:37 PM
I didnt interpret this as someone being aggravated, it's just fer laffs. All the stuff here is true! We should make one for men, too, although quite frankly most of them are interchangeable.

Sometimes it's nice to take a break and have a chuckle.

OK, chuckle over.

Now back to our regularly scheduled bashing!
 Iam_RFSF2014
Joined: 9/4/2014
Msg: 31
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 12:24:07 PM

When I peruse the women's profiles (for some reason I am getting women along the top of my forum page) I see so many of them posing like sluts and tramps, stickin' their boobs and butts out, looking all seductive...and then the disclaimer that they dont want you messaging them just for sex.


I read somewhere that this (seeing women on top of the forum page) is the default if you are viewing the forums without logging in... I see them too and wow. Just wow. SO many truly questionable choices being made for pictures if they want someone to take them seriously as a person and not just a piece of *ss.

Too each their own and all that but it makes me just want to shake some of these women, particularly if they put in the disclaimer mentioned above. sheesh.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 32
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 2:14:48 PM
^^^I know it - every so often I see the women's profiles - they are ridiculous and I figure men should just come here and flip through it like the old Sears catalog ladies underwear section and then sign off and go do something else. SMH
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 33
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 2:17:33 PM

I didnt interpret this as someone being aggravated, it's just fer laffs. All the stuff here is true! We should make one for men, too, although quite frankly most of them are interchangeable.


I agree with this statement. Fun stuff.
 petula1908
Joined: 8/9/2014
Msg: 34
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 4:23:37 PM
Yes I agree, look at the funny side. POF means plenty of fakers, fibbers, fcukers and flakes.
I was amused at the list of statements, why?? because they are largely true and he hit the nail on the head there.
 CynthiaSM
Joined: 3/29/2014
Msg: 35
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 6:14:29 PM

I read somewhere that this (seeing women on top of the forum page) is the default if you are viewing the forums without logging in

One time I had the row of women's pics at the top of the page and MY profile was one of them. Creeped me out.
 cityislesicilian
Joined: 11/10/2014
Msg: 36
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 6:43:00 PM

You forgot the infamous "Can you keep up?"


Ahh yes. The slick dual meaning "Can you keep up?" as to 'innocently' mean they are athletic but throwing out bait to the right person(s) they are a raving sex addict or you need to make serious bank to support their shopaholic tendencies.

I've always found it odd why some women would ask in their profiles where Mr. Right is when joining a site notorious for Mr. Wrongs. Like a dude who's a frequent brothel customer and 'complains' Where have all the good girls gone?
 VolkanoKing
Joined: 8/1/2014
Msg: 37
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/17/2014 11:04:43 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/11/honest-online-dating-profiles_n_6140948.html
 mike11091
Joined: 8/25/2013
Msg: 38
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/18/2014 4:32:04 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/11/honest-online-dating-profiles_n_6140948.html


I wonder how many people have dating profiles just to have people tell them they are pretty...that'd be a fun ego boost, come to think of it...
 cityislesicilian
Joined: 11/10/2014
Msg: 39
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/18/2014 8:16:00 PM
No success yet. I'm wondering if getting a full sleeve tattoo and having a six pack would work better then a profile review?
 JoeBnD
Joined: 3/23/2012
Msg: 40
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/18/2014 9:44:28 PM

I'm wondering if getting a full sleeve tattoo and having a six pack would work better then a profile review?


Try a swastika between the eyebrows - worked for Charles.
 Ainen
Joined: 6/27/2013
Msg: 41
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 3:31:12 AM
Charles is still a chick magnet. He's about to marry a 26 year old!
 mike11091
Joined: 8/25/2013
Msg: 42
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 6:36:34 AM

I'm wondering if getting a full sleeve tattoo and having a six pack would work better then a profile review?


A six pack is very helpful.

I've always found this website more entertaining when I have a cold six pack with me. Or whiskey.
 cityislesicilian
Joined: 11/10/2014
Msg: 43
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 8:28:30 AM

Charles is still a chick magnet. He's about to marry a 26 year old!


And she most likely had a POF profile that stated: "Where have all the good guys gone?" and "I will NOT respond to old creepers!" LMAO
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 44
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 8:46:52 AM

Charles is still a chick magnet. He's about to marry a 26 year old!


Who is Charles???
 Ainen
Joined: 6/27/2013
Msg: 45
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 8:49:37 AM
Charles Manson.
 FullMoonGuy
Joined: 3/7/2014
Msg: 46
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 8:50:54 AM

Who is Charles???


Manson.

The most famous prison inmate in the US.
Who receives more mail than any other prison inmate in the US.
Who still gets offers from people who want to join his "family", including a few people who still offer to kill someone for him.
 BelleAtlantic
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 47
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 9:25:26 AM
I bet he'd f*ck a woman exactly how she wants it done. I can see him being into suffocation, man-handling, and f*cking women like he never gave a damn about them.

When I saw him in a documentary, I got that vibe, like DAMN! if only he didn't kill people though.

The tattoo sleeve and all may help but only if it looks good on you and if it's tasteful.
 Forte31599
Joined: 11/2/2014
Msg: 48
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 9:29:43 AM
Manson would have been dead many years ago if the Supreme Court hadn't found capital punishment to be an 8th Amendment violation. Everybody on death row in 1974 was automatically kicked to a life sentence.
 cityislesicilian
Joined: 11/10/2014
Msg: 49
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 11:19:50 AM
If things don't work out between Chuck and his "Star" he could always put up a profile on POF and probably find Jodi Arias on here too.

On a side note some profiles look like they were uh "typed" in Manson-esque babble.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 50
I've officially graduated online dating 101.
Posted: 11/19/2014 11:46:55 AM
If she weds him they can't have sex..
but I am guessing she will will money off his death.
Can't believe that evil Fuk is still among the living
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