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 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 351
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Well, at least somebody's having a good time.
 KalGrl
Joined: 2/15/2011
Msg: 352
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Together forever, no marriage, separate homesto
Posted: 7/26/2016 10:22:09 PM
Why is there a middle school kid in the Over 45 forum?
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 353
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Posted: 7/26/2016 10:35:11 PM
I just want to know what his rates are.
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 354
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Posted: 7/27/2016 12:56:13 AM

Why is there a middle school kid in the Over 45 forum?
I just want to know what his rates are.


You see fellas! It's the middle of the night and I've got em lined up.
I told you I knew what I was doing!!
The next time you read the 100th story of a school teacher being caught with an actual middle schooler, remember
me and the cougs in this forum. I discovered the secret recipe!

Without giving it away, I'll share this - Most women over 45 actually would take a 12-14 yo boy if they knew they wouldn't get caught. I mean look at how many that do and then wind up getting caught! They like to scold you and talk trash. But, their trash talk is so tame compared to what you hear in any average pick up game. Combining that with how mean they think they're being and you just spend all day LOLing. It's like somebody flailing you with a wet noodle actually thinking their inflicting damage! Finally, after they've finished runing down you and everybody in your family tree going back for the last 20 generations, 30-45 mins later they call you back and ask if you want some company!

LOL!!!
 ericaagain
Joined: 7/9/2016
Msg: 355
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Posted: 7/27/2016 3:44:08 PM
I wish some REAL men would post on here and tell the 12 year old that he is full of shyt. Walts? Chromis? Butter? Clooney? These guys are REAL men.

Never send a boy on do a man's job.

You are a boy.
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 356
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Posted: 7/27/2016 4:05:07 PM
LOL!!!

Now the cougs are calling for reinforcements!!

I'm LOL'ing so hard I can barely type!!!
 ericaagain
Joined: 7/9/2016
Msg: 357
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Posted: 7/27/2016 4:15:45 PM
Far from calling in reinforcements. I'm just try g to point out examples of REAL men so you have something I aim for. Like a goal...sort of like "when I grow up I want to be just like _____".
 flman2015
Joined: 10/3/2015
Msg: 358
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Posted: 7/27/2016 4:21:08 PM


I just want to know what his rates are.


I'm guessing you meant grades ;-)
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 359
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Posted: 7/27/2016 4:50:15 PM
Fellas, just take these Coug Attacks with a grain of salt. It's mostly a manifestation of their own hurts and insecurities. That's why they lash out. Notice, you never see me returning fire. There's no need. Most cougs already feel so bad about themselves, there's no reason to pile on. It's better just to be nice. Yes, I do laugh. But, it's just very funny to me that they think they're somehow hurting my ego with their childish insults. A Nuclear Bomb could not even make a dent in my ego. But, that's just their MO. In fact, read some of their posts. The way they describe themselves. Very starkly and candidly. It's soooo sad. Plus, I know from experience that cougs, one you let them release all that anger, hostility and vileness, are actually very nice to be around. If you catch my drift. Heh heh
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 360
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Posted: 7/27/2016 5:55:53 PM
I was nice. Then again I'd say Puma :)
Darlin you think older women interested in you, maybe for practice
But if this is giving you S and Gs carry on
Digits?
No one says DIGITS anymore except a few hood rats
Son you gotta stop cracking up
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 361
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Posted: 7/27/2016 6:01:27 PM
I think he's adorable. And clearly a prodigy. Not many manage to earn a Masters degree by age twelve. Not to mention grow a beard.

(Hey, Buddy - Did you get my private message?)
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 362
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Posted: 7/27/2016 6:18:28 PM

Hey, Buddy - Did you get my private message?)



Dear Madam Cougar,

Not sure how that's possible. I COUG-PROOFED my Profile using age restrictions (as a result of an earlier hard-earned lesson!) Now, it's only if I initiate contact that a coug is allowed to inbox me. Of course, they must have open age restrictions, too! After that, it's on and I SCORE THE DIGITS!!
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 363
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Posted: 7/27/2016 6:41:03 PM
But I bought you something. Sigh... I suppose I shall have to mail it. What's your address?
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 364
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Posted: 7/27/2016 7:27:33 PM

But I bought you something. Sigh... I suppose I shall have to mail it. What's your address?


You see fellas!

PS Only Cash offerings are accepted at this time.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 365
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Posted: 7/27/2016 7:28:38 PM


Most cougs already feel so bad about themselves


I'm sure you'd feel the same about your mother if she were single. Am I right?

Is that how she raised you? Cell phone selfies?

What type of Master's degree did you obtain by 32? Philosophy?

You're either broke with student loans, spoiled by parents or a liar.

Prolly weigh 130lbs soaking wet. Shopping at Abercromie & Fitch? Living with roommates or dad? Wearing a boy's medium?

Hahahahahahha!

When you're done tagging the bimbos blasting Red Hot Chili Peppers and snortin' candy while mom and dad are working, come join the major leagues...
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 366
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Posted: 7/27/2016 7:55:57 PM
I appreciate the whole Weenie White Knighting, son.

But sorry, people who end their profile with - I also have no problem doing the dishes.

Don't get to give anybody advice............about anything!

LOL!!!
 ericaagain
Joined: 7/9/2016
Msg: 367
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Posted: 7/27/2016 8:00:27 PM
Hahahaha

I keep forgetting that school is out for the summer.

And you may know what girls want, you have no clue what a woman wants.

When all you've got is a job saying "do you want fries with that?", a bus pass pass and Mom still doing your laundry...you da man alright. Too funny.
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 368
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Posted: 7/27/2016 8:10:01 PM
haha I have one Coug and One Weenie already OBSESSED with me.
If I get a few more, I'll start a thread to keep track of how many harassing comments I get.
I heard this forum isn't moderated, but ve have our vays!
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 369
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Posted: 7/27/2016 8:29:12 PM
Something tells me you watch Deliverance over, and over, and over again...
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 370
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Posted: 7/27/2016 9:04:45 PM
(I am so turned on right now.)
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 371
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Posted: 7/27/2016 9:06:25 PM
I can totally see him stuck in a tree with an erect penis behind him.

Roadhouse anybody??

Hahahhahahahahahhaha
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 372
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Posted: 7/27/2016 9:10:56 PM
Apparently we both find him strangely arousing.
 ericaagain
Joined: 7/9/2016
Msg: 373
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Posted: 7/27/2016 9:13:53 PM
It's like watching a puppy play. It's cute if you're his mother, mildly amusing if you're not.

Clooney is a cat batting a mouse around...that is strangely arousing. But I like REAL men.
 U21984
Joined: 4/7/2016
Msg: 374
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Posted: 7/27/2016 9:18:44 PM
haha

One homosexual weenie and several COUGS.

And, I'm still destroying...
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 375
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Posted: 7/28/2016 6:50:02 AM
He's from Indiana.

Are you Norwegian's wing man at them Dairy Queens?
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