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 Kay9876
Joined: 7/4/2012
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Msg. 1223: I was thinking, can't they install an internal vibrating rod, just imagine the look on her face when you enter the dynamic pulse mode !!

^^^ Because, to some men, foreplay and sex are chores?


(Just kidding?)
 Walts
Joined: 5/7/2005
Msg: 1202
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Posted: 2/3/2017 11:34:32 AM

"Food is fuel, nothing more"


And whiskey is the bloodline to all that have a heart.

That's what I've heard, and I'm sticking with it........
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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Posted: 2/5/2017 7:28:05 AM

What do 50+ men want?

For a 29 yr old babe to molest the hell out of my face all night with her yum-yum.
 hemingway234
Joined: 6/6/2015
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Posted: 2/7/2017 10:40:16 AM

What do 50+ men want?


- they want the same thing they wanted at 20.... unfortunately, they can't have it anymore!
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
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Posted: 2/7/2017 10:14:44 PM
Same thing I do....I hope
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
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Posted: 2/8/2017 5:37:11 PM
Not to be overlooked in this mess called dating.

Much like wanting a winning lottery ticket. Both are wishes. Both also have a snowball's chance in HeII.
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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Posted: 2/9/2017 12:42:11 AM

Food is fuel, nothing more.

Not so fast. Food is eaten to make p00p. That's one of the reasons people eat it! Can't have one without the other!

Much like wanting a winning lottery ticket. Both are wishes. Both also have a snowball's chance in HeII.

Landing a mere date or ending up datING someone?
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
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Posted: 2/9/2017 10:44:32 AM
^^^^ I never dated a mere. Are they better than women?
 FullMoonGuy
Joined: 3/7/2014
Msg: 1209
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Posted: 2/9/2017 11:04:55 AM

I never dated a mere. Are they better than women?


I heard that they tend to be very "katty".
 Maleman999
Joined: 2/14/2010
Msg: 1210
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Posted: 2/9/2017 11:06:23 AM

Much like wanting a winning lottery ticket. Both are wishes. Both also have a snowball's chance in HeII.


Maybe your best bet is to convert to one of those religions where you get a bunch of virgin women when you die. Who knows-Nataly might even end up there.
 LincsAndy
Joined: 1/14/2017
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Posted: 2/9/2017 2:33:00 PM
OK, I'll tell you what *this* 50+ man wants:

Most of the things he wanted when he was 20.
But with some slight modifications.

For example... when you're 20 you make love all night because you can't stop yourself. When you're 50 you make love all night because that's how long it takes!
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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Posted: 2/9/2017 3:07:26 PM

Maybe your best bet is to convert to one of those religions where you get a bunch of virgin women when you die. Who knows-Nataly might even end up there.

When you die going to the afterlife, licking your chops and cracking your knuckles, expecting some virgin reward -- and you see Nataly walking toward you (tied up) -- that's when you know you're in Hell. No snowballs in hell required! Although if handed 20 virgins in Hell, I'm sure some of them will try to snowball you to ensure you're not having any real fun...
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
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Posted: 2/10/2017 8:53:10 PM
Why do I have to wait for an afterlife, when HeII is already here?
 Cowgirlwannabe1
Joined: 8/21/2015
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Posted: 2/12/2017 9:05:25 AM
"For example... when you're 20 you make love all night because you can't stop yourself. When you're 50 you make love all night because that's how long it takes!"


how come? hit foot on way to the bed in the dark? need a band-aid? forgot your sheets in the dryer had to go down and get them?
fell asleep in front of the tv? argued over whose turn it was to put the dog out?
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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Posted: 2/12/2017 9:08:20 AM
*hint* didn't take the pill or put Ensure in the bowl of Wheaties this morning.

personally, I thought it was an amusing joke. and i'm not even that old yet.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 2/13/2017 1:09:04 AM

Why do I have to wait for an afterlife, when HeII is already here?

Oh, come on! Hell isn't here! POF is at your doorstep! :)
 AngryGroceries17
Joined: 1/9/2017
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Posted: 2/14/2017 11:17:20 AM
OP. They want the same as they did when they were 20. The main difference is that they now command the superior SMV and hence no longer have to cater to your whims. At that age, the dating power pendulum swings over to men and will remain that way.
 browneyesboo
Joined: 7/1/2016
Msg: 1218
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Posted: 2/14/2017 11:36:58 AM
^^^What are angry groceries? Is that an euphemism for something?

And honestly, my SMV has gone up the older I've gotten.
Possibly because I'm still cute and sensible.

I like your profile BT dubs.
 Haystack_Needle
Joined: 12/13/2016
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Posted: 2/18/2017 3:26:38 AM
Men want women. Preferably good looking and sane.
 Like2dance
Joined: 4/13/2013
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Posted: 2/18/2017 12:22:05 PM
^^^^^^

Rare qualities indeed! It is difficult to find a woman having one of those qualities much less both of them!
 ohenryx
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Posted: 2/18/2017 12:24:40 PM

ThomasDixon66
Men want women. Preferably good looking and sane.


What? Is that even possible? I mean, both good looking AND sane, in the same package????

And, of course, you completely failed to mention – “available”. Does you no good at all if they’re already taken.

And then, of course, the real deal-breaker – willing to settle for me!


browneyesboo
And honestly, my SMV has gone up the older I've gotten.
Possibly because I'm still cute and sensible.


And then, of course there is Boo, who is very attractive, and sane – or “cute and sensible”, as she puts it, but is 2,000 miles away!!!

Boo always makes me regret that I don’t believe in long distance relationships.
 FullMoonGuy
Joined: 3/7/2014
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Posted: 2/18/2017 3:17:00 PM

^^^What are angry groceries?


My guess would be items that are past their expiration date and nobody wants them anymore.
 IReallyShouldnt
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Posted: 2/19/2017 11:27:39 AM
I received a new message from a fellow and looked at his profile... his headline is
"Hi there I'm 60 years old and I'm tired"

I guess he is past his expiration date.
 Walts
Joined: 5/7/2005
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Posted: 2/20/2017 7:33:13 AM

I received a new message from a fellow and looked at his profile... his headline is
"Hi there I'm 60 years old and I'm tired"

I guess he is past his expiration date.



It happens to everyone us, sooner or later, male or female.

Personally, it was all relative to how many people I have met thru my lifetime. I don't know at what point or what the "number" of people met it was that got me starting to shake my head at people, their actions and beliefs. But it did happen.

Since then I have had to stop the shaking of the head.

Caused dizziness.
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