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 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 1276
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^ ^ ^ Are the Dixie Chicks homeless?
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 1277
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 3:46:41 PM
"I find it interesting that 'what do 50 plus men want'---
has morphed into 'how to help the homeless, addicted, down and outs'----hmmmmm"





Something tells me if it had morphed into a haiku frenzy instead you would have found your nirvana
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1278
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 4:02:45 PM
Aaaaahhhh<

You know me too well
Mister Butter Chicken Chuck
Down and out I am
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 1279
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 4:07:09 PM
Down and out I am
Drinking down to nothingness
Imminent goodbye
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1280
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 4:48:08 PM
Imminent goodbye
Last hurrah don't tell me why
You think you should leave
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 1281
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 4:52:31 PM
well and since it has - old purses. I add in all those free samples of shampoo and junks, then I hand it off to a woman on the street.
Maybe that is what 50+ men want
Purses! Remember man bags? or the dread fanny packs?
 GoodLord1
Joined: 2/21/2017
Msg: 1282
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 6:20:44 PM
someone please start a thread on beggars asking for money.
do you give them money, food or nothing?


here's the scenario that toasts my marshmallows:

he comes up to you asking for money WITH A STINKIN' CIGARETTE IN HIS HAND!!

and he blasts me in my nostrils with that stench from his breath! UGH

what are cancer sticks now - $4 a pack??
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 1283
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/20/2017 7:14:26 PM
PETA understands that strays are born from parents that weren't spayed or neutered.

I elect PETA to solve homelessness
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 1284
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/21/2017 5:53:56 AM
Pack of prem smokes here with tax just under 13.00
Way cheaper to get weed.
I would think 50 plus guys want the same things as most people wish to have
 razors_edge55
Joined: 11/25/2013
Msg: 1285
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What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/21/2017 3:11:51 PM
just want someone to laugh at my jokes and take turns spoiling each other ,,,,and does not snore ,,,nah I could live with
that too
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 1286
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/21/2017 4:29:06 PM
there are middle agers with perfect sinus passages that do not snore? They must be early morning people who smile from getting REM sleep.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 1287
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/21/2017 7:19:42 PM
Let's hear some of those jokes :/
Certain I snore as I never repaired a broken nose ( sentimental)
But he says I snore.. he sleeps on the curb
I hmm, purr, loudly. Like a giant nose stuffed up cat
Louder
Keeps me company LOL
Smiling people in the morn - they usually wanna talk before I have had coffee. Who are you and how did you get in my house
btw, dimmer in bathroom. Best. buy. ever.
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1288
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 5:51:55 AM

btw, dimmer in bathroom. Best. buy. ever.


Brilliant!

I use those battery operated 'flicker' wax pillar candles. They even run on a timer. Soft indirect light---none of that middle of the night bathroom trip scary glare<<<
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 1289
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What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 8:16:01 AM
This convo could go anywhere. What's next? Coal fired cars? Rutabaga flavored Pepsi?Do Neptunians taste like chicken? Is Robert Newman a true genius?After fifty plus pages of entries, the topic croaked long ago.
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1290
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 8:48:51 AM
And still no definitive answer~

Whodathought!?!

hahaha
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 1291
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 9:15:34 AM
You think you should leave
Return with all the answers
Near death know it all
 Cowgirlwannabe1
Joined: 8/21/2015
Msg: 1292
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 11:06:04 AM
snoring all depends on the decibel level achieved..

I can tolerate it somewhat
say if you got a cold
but if you are peeling the paint off the walls
and we gotta bring a crew in to stablize the foundation of house?
ya then we got a problem
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1293
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/22/2017 12:35:03 PM
Mr BCC

Near death know it all
Knowledge from that great beyond
What we mortals lack

;-)
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 1294
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What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/23/2017 12:06:22 AM
What we mortals lack
We can make up for in the sack
Being over 50 ain't old
It's just about being bold
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 1295
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/23/2017 2:55:56 PM
What we mortals lack
Could fill a yuge, yuge warehouse
Yet, ignorance rules
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1296
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/23/2017 4:35:17 PM
Yet, ignorance rules
Someone has to take the reins
Pull back asses, fools
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 1297
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/23/2017 5:28:51 PM
I like the new picture Swedish
Without ignorance what would some have?
seems many 50 plus men want what they couldn't even have when they were 30
I admire their spirit tho
Most ppl only need 6 feet
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1298
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/23/2017 5:46:39 PM
Haiku

Height You

Only need six feet
Five eleven can be sweet
When you're five foot four
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 1299
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/24/2017 4:58:07 AM
Ha.. but I meant the standard depth we bury the dead.
 swedishtextiles
Joined: 2/2/2017
Msg: 1300
What do 50+ men want?
Posted: 3/24/2017 5:43:53 AM
^^^
sometimes just
a puff of wind
is all we need
ashes to ashes
dust to dust

;-)
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