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 motowncowgirl
Joined: 3/24/2015
Msg: 392
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yeah thanks oluben!.... every time I see a 'diastema' now, i'm going to laugh at what's probably an inappropriate moment, and nobody will know why.
 2ufo
Joined: 2/28/2015
Msg: 393
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 5/29/2015 3:46:40 PM
I don't think it's ever safe to take a sip of water around here!
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 394
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 5/29/2015 3:59:34 PM

Tonight, I will be out with my wife of close to thirty years with my daughters celebrating my daughter's graduation from High School.


I hope it didn't Traumatize your Daughter to much, when the other Kids asked her about her Grandpa & She had to explain it was Her Father..


Based on my experience and having a twin brother that is skinnier than a prison ****, they are the biggest eaters of all.


Till the day their metabolism changes, then one day they wake up & wonder where all this fat came from.......
 CrookCatcher
Joined: 7/14/2014
Msg: 395
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 5/29/2015 4:11:08 PM
Blue-eyes 53....

I can understand the motive for taking a shot at him but involving his daughter is a bit too much? Would'nt you agree in hindsight?
 Oldmanhome
Joined: 5/21/2015
Msg: 396
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 5/29/2015 8:36:19 PM
Uh Messieur Behind, I thought it obvious that I have been role playing. The age on my profile was chosen in a random manner. My daughter is real though, and so was our party tonight. We all had a good time. Thanks for the worry about my daughter.

Mr. Crookcatcher, I know you meant no support to me, but thank you for thinking of my daughter. Its nice to know that the retired cop is still out there protecting the public in his spare time.
 DeepakChoprahWinfrey
Joined: 5/16/2015
Msg: 397
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 5/31/2015 11:45:50 AM
Am I the only one concerned that we haven't heard from the OP yet ?
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 398
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 5/31/2015 12:05:18 PM
Word has it he suffocated
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 399
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 5/31/2015 12:15:30 PM
^^ why yes, yes you are.
Maybe an accident with the no undies/tight chinos?
 daynadaze
Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 400
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Posted: 5/31/2015 10:24:49 PM
I think it's the no knickers suction problem, they are both still stuck to the stool at McDonald's.
 Dee4166
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 401
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Posted: 6/1/2015 3:59:50 AM
Omg!! Dayna...NOT you, too?!?!?!? ROTFLMAO

Ok...is it safe to drink my coffee yet????
 Eternitygracesme
Joined: 5/18/2015
Msg: 402
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/1/2015 4:09:18 AM

I think it's the no knickers suction problem, they are both still stuck to the stool at McDonald's.


I'd be surprised if that's where he brought her -- even if it's just for a coke and a packet of chips from the saver Menu . I thought an exchange alley blow job was what he sought and not to live up to his cunnilingus heroism.
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
Msg: 403
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Posted: 6/1/2015 4:17:55 AM
I think it was probably just a dunkin doughnut, he probably forgot to take it off before dipping it in his coffee...
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 404
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/1/2015 4:59:47 AM
Apparently the neighbors were smoking cigarettes after the event...
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 405
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/1/2015 8:52:44 AM
I'm still goin' with my prediction that she's gonna bring her brothers and their cricket bats to the date to discuss all the stuff she read here.

I mean, really, I figure it was a fat chance she was going to go thru with it on his terms.
 StarClassic
Joined: 9/29/2014
Msg: 406
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 6:03:35 AM

I think it was probably just a dunkin doughnut, he probably forgot to take it off before dipping it in his coffee...


Is it possible he chose to forgo fine dining and extravagant beverages for a trip to the lake for some chunky dunkin'?

I haven't looked yet. Is the sophomoric ***holes profile still up even?
 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 407
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 6:19:13 AM
obviously she couldn't resist The Clit Hero's sartorial splendor:

a polka dot shirt and skinny chinos with no nickers on underneath

the Hero and his Massive date are still going at it lodged at The No-Tell Motel.

you know what ZZ top always says.......

"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!"

I wonder if the Clit Hero found the magic button under all that massiveness?

news and a live report at eleven!
 Szaszaspasz
Joined: 11/13/2012
Msg: 408
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Posted: 6/2/2015 8:56:28 AM
It is still a better love story than "Twilight..."
 2ufo
Joined: 2/28/2015
Msg: 409
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 1:09:52 PM
'Apocalypse Now' is a better lover story than 'Twilight'.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 410
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 2:06:48 PM
^^^ this right here is GOLD!
And how could they have sex.. since the shiny one was a vampire.
Meanwhile I'm hoping the OP found his one and they are off checking out chapels
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
Msg: 411
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Posted: 6/2/2015 2:10:52 PM

It is still a better love story than "Twilight..."


So is Hannibal. :)
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 413
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 5:39:32 PM
"Dear God"... Was that a prayer? You must belong to one of those more liberal religions.
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 414
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 6:00:39 PM
OP we don't hear about a crane accident after your next attempt at The Wild Thing...
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 415
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Posted: 6/2/2015 6:14:08 PM
Why not get on top of her??? If you are having erectile dysfunction . You sure you really fancy her?? Or just taking what is being so freely offered?? You sound like a real mismatch in fact ....

She was prepared to give you sex very early (from what you say). Lets hope you used protection. She would be doing the same with any other guy who takes her out and expects her to be easy because she is overweight.

Take that pic down with the child in it for frig's sake. In fact the only decent shot is the one on the beach.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 416
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 6:15:22 PM
Dear OP
if you are pressed for cash- maybe tongue depressors and duct tape?
And I hope you called out our names as your rising manhood exploded
or
You went to Harvey nicks and shoplifted
All us bi polars edge of our seat...
It was the chinos, right?
 CrookCatcher
Joined: 7/14/2014
Msg: 417
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 6:17:07 PM

I loved every minute of it, she was a smashing girl

^^^^^
Is that a play on words?


When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board


Viagra compensates for deficient dampers?.....or possibly to clamber on board you must have something on which to clamber.
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