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 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 419
i think she may be MASSIVEPage 16 of 26    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)
clitheroe ct- Didn't you say you aren't attracted to over weight women?
She was over weight, but you phucked her anyway?!
Gee, I'm sure she feels privileged.
It's great to know overweight women are beneath your standards, but you don't have a problem getting beneath them.
Is there a town somewhere called douche bag?
That would more appropriate, as your screen name.
 CrookCatcher
Joined: 7/14/2014
Msg: 420
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 7:04:53 PM

can you expand on your bipolar chat please?


Why certainly.....but let's clarify that bipolar is from one extreme to the other.

I can virtually guarantee that from the start of your thread I've considered you a complete douche and nothing else.

The problem....is my penchant for trying to interject humor when calling someone out for being a complete douche, so I can possibly see where you would consider anything remotely humourous as condoning your behavior.

Which I don't.

Any man who would post the things you have and in the same breath consider yourself a honorable man is nothing more than a low life. You think you've been humorus in your posts but in actuallity it makes you look utterly pathetic.

You want more expansion? I'm game.
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 421
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/2/2015 7:09:02 PM
I have my own little hypothesis about why this guy posted this story. Here's the thing: Some men are strongly attracted to obese women. (Nothing wrong with that, since nobody around here seems to care too much about anything other than that their potential mates meet their more superficial requirements, whatever they are.) I suspect he may be one of these men, and is trying to gauge the response of the general public.
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 422
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Posted: 6/2/2015 7:17:00 PM
whatsmatterbaby

Or is nature trying to compensate by bringing the fat and the thin together and maybe just maybe they might produce average offspring??? Just a theory. Often see the obese woman with the thin little guy.
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 423
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 2:48:54 AM


Apolgies for not posting earlier, I have been a trifle shell shocked after that night. She turned up, and looked very "healthy" indeed. I loved every minute of it, she was a smashing girl, and we got on splendid. When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board


Your story lost all plausibility with me a long time ago. You never explained how she just happened to find the forums out of f*cking nowhere.

If she really did, I'm sure she would be here now reading this crap you just wrote about her, yes??
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 424
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 6:59:49 AM
First you make it abundantly clear in multiple
posts how her massive size revolts you, then you
phuck her?

You make absolutely no sense.

With any luck she broke it.
 DietFree
Joined: 11/1/2012
Msg: 425
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Posted: 6/3/2015 7:05:00 AM
When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board

Dude, you don't need Viagra...you need to put some muscle on that very thin frame of yours.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 426
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Posted: 6/3/2015 7:07:32 AM
I wonder if there was flour involved with the fornication...
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 427
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 7:19:43 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of talcum powder.
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 428
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 7:22:37 AM
LOL, I'm just waiting for the TV crew to show up in here and announce, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED"
 BelleAtlantic
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 429
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 7:57:53 AM
What a wuss, couldn't handle her? Didn't eat your Wheaties? Start working out, you'll likely end up lifting weights heavier than her, then you can give it another go.

I'm sure I've had way heavier than the woman mentioned, and it didn't put a damper on anything (and I was way slimmer before). Sure I couldn't breathe too well at times, but that's my fault because I like chest to chest proximity from time to time, lmao. Wait, to my defense, I like feeling restricted/constricted from time to time, so I don't mind at all.

Stop talking trash just because you couldn't handle it.
 motowncowgirl
Joined: 3/24/2015
Msg: 430
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 7:59:26 AM

can you expand on your bipolar chat please?

don't ask people to be rational and sympathetic when you're posting crazy mean shit.
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 431
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 12:15:06 PM

Hey Clit, it sounds like youve got the love bug, its so nice to have a happy story. Im glad you loved every minute of it and got on so well. You know, your already luckier than most to have found that!


Not that I buy this stupid story he's presented us with, but I hope you are being facetious.
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 433
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 3:07:58 PM
Why not stay friends?

Surely she has soft hands?
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 434
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 3:13:11 PM

well im not seeing her again, i either need to get a lot bigger, or she needs to get a lot smaller. no offence


You never saw her in the first place, dork.

No offense.
 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 435
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 4:22:26 PM
Perhaps I need Viagra


you forgot the basic counteraction to not being able to perform that all swordsmen revert to...........


if you can't cut the mustard you can always lick the jar
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 436
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Posted: 6/3/2015 7:34:47 PM
tgif333

Good one!!. Never heard that expression before......http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_OO.gif
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 437
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 8:15:27 PM
I can't stir the gravy but I can lick the spoon...
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 438
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 8:17:27 PM
I think tgif's little emoticon has got to be getting tired.
 happinessandadventure
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 439
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 6/3/2015 8:52:59 PM
Ask her. If her being overweight is that much of an issue for you, She should know that right from the start. Why string her along at all? She may as well know your hang-ups before she wastes her time on you.
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 440
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 9:24:16 PM
cltheroe ct- Are you referring to your weight or your balls? (post #442)
 whiterose0
Joined: 2/3/2009
Msg: 441
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/3/2015 9:38:41 PM

When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings.


Baloney. If you were really worried about being crushed under her weight, you would have made sure that you were the one on top. This entire story is a figment of your overripe imagination.
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 442
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Posted: 6/3/2015 10:50:10 PM
It is true that some men will bonk anything, especially after a few drinks and in the dark, all cats are grey at night.
It seems in Clitheroe's case and it is a genuine name by the way, no play on words intended, I don't think he is that sharp. He couldn't handle the big lady being on top so why didn't he ride cowboy????. No imagination and little sexpertise I reckon.....
 Eternitygracesme
Joined: 5/18/2015
Msg: 443
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 6/4/2015 3:03:22 AM
Oh, it's clearly a troll...
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 444
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Posted: 6/4/2015 3:37:52 AM
Why would anyone boink someone they aren't attracted too?
Is there an addiction/ cerebral problem at play?

Dude, I would crush you from the looks of your pics.
I dont think you could handle over 110 pounds.

Picturing you sans undies is not the way to start my day.



Is there a town somewhere called douche bag?


Should be, but he would be at home in any of these

Fucking, Austria
Disappointment, Kentucky
Shitterton, Dorset, England
Horneytown, North Carolina
Middelfart, Denmark
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Hell, Michigan
Cockup, Cumbria, England
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Wetwang, Yorkshire, England
Muff, Ireland
Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland
Cockburn, Western Australia
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