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 kj521
Joined: 8/8/2012
Msg: 445
i think she may be MASSIVEPage 17 of 26    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)
Thank you so much for that morning laugh, Ms. Petunias! :)


"Picturing you sans undies is not the way to start my day."


Come on now, Ms. Petunias.....you know it gave you just a bit of a thrill thinking of The Clithero sans nick naks!
You don't fool me! Probably hoping he dons some tight red leather pants and sings...."Tonight's the night" ....looking all Rod Stewart-like to you!

Wait! Sorry....Sorry....that was my fantasy! Lol



*Now I have to go research which of these places I shall have to add to my "must see" travel destinations and make an emergency appointment with my therapist to discuss my bizarre fantasties. :D
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 446
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/4/2015 4:31:12 AM
Hey, wait a minute. How did the Western Australia and Austria ones pass the profanity filters?
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 447
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/4/2015 5:17:12 AM
OP, did you take her to Denny's for breakfast in the morning?

What did you two order?

Pigs in a Blanket or Moons over Miami?
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 448
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/4/2015 5:22:30 AM
Well played my forumites :/
$10 says the next "date" will be too skinny.
Pet you made me giggle and I've not had coffee yet.
TGIF - ok thats a new one for me
 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 449
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 5:54:07 AM
unless the man is unconscious Ouija, the tongue can always go up!

I never like to disappoint a lady whether she wears her knickers or goes commando!


 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 450
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 6:12:52 AM
instead of looking like Rod Stewart, let's imagine that The Clit Hero's name is Rod Skinner.

here's his usual night on a date with a non massive lady made into a romantic poem......

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Clit Hero named Skinner took his girlfriend to dinner

they dined at nine and by ten it was in her

it wasn't The Clit Hero Skinner that was in her

it was the dinner that was in her

he learned to date them thinner

and then take them to dinner

you see, The Clit Hero Skinner was no beginner

he was in her long before dinner was in her.
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 451
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 6:21:38 AM
Tom, that had to be most eloquent piece of prose I've ever read in the forums...
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 452
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/4/2015 7:04:32 AM

well im not seeing her again,
i either need to get a lot bigger,
or she needs to get a lot smaller. no offense


You've already offended her in multiple pages
why stop now?

She can lose weight, but your d*ck will always be small.

You never planned on seeing her again anyways.

Lucky her!!!
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 453
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 7:05:58 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMAO, That was brilliant, Tom! Too funny!
(This is when I wish I knew how to apply an emoticon, or at the very least what# is the "clappy guy" emoticon?
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 454
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 7:08:22 AM
Hey Pig?
Can you send me a pic of your sausage??

All this talk of fvcking fat chicks is making me hungry!

Oink! Oink!
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 455
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 7:10:38 AM


Can you send me a pic of your sausage??


One Vienna sausage photo coming right up.
 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 456
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 7:36:16 AM
thank you one and all.

a guy named Shaky at Sharon Tube Company taught me the Skinner poem.
we all had nicknames in the mill. mine was Muzz for my real name Tom as Thomas in Italian is To-muzz-o (Tomoso). Shaky had hands that quivered all the time. then there was Radar, Squirrell, Whitey, Red, Big Pete, Jaggers, Ballsy, Snuffy and many more. when Radar's son started working there we called him Sonar.

30 years in a steel mill is a better education than a college degree in some instances, not to mention a lifetime pension and free full Cadillac insurance benefits of health, optical and dental.
 CharminC
Joined: 2/19/2011
Msg: 457
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 9:15:37 AM

30 years in a steel mill is a better education than a college degree in some instances, not to mention a lifetime pension and free full Cadillac insurance benefits of health, optical and dental.


You worked 30 yrs in a steel mill?
So did my dad. He once pointed out to me the famous black & white picture of workers on a highrise beam eating lunch and said that's what he did for all those years. (Have you?) Dad helped build our bridges and stadiums. I'm so proud of him.
When he passed, a group of old fellas huddled in a far corner of a room listening attentively as I gave the eulogy. Came and shook my hand one by one. It had been 20 years since they last saw him but there they were as if they seen him the previous day. Primo "A" group of guys in my book!



To get back on topic, I chose not to dignify Op's worth. As I've said my piece earlier in the thread, I have no further words.
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 458
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 9:20:33 AM
Re tgif's Ode To The Big Clit:

Why does that guy get serenaded and I get nothing?? I'm going to start the most obnoxious thread EVER. Any ideas for topics? :)
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 459
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 9:22:01 AM
my generation may have had the last of the "good ol' days", when public university tuition could cost as little as $2500, companies could afford union benefits, and your choice of employment could be...either.

now an entry-level job requires a college degree, and won't pay enough to cover the tuition loans.
 Peppermint_Petunias
Joined: 3/30/2012
Msg: 460
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WTH???
Posted: 6/4/2015 11:42:45 AM

.."Tonight's the night"

^^^^^^^^* spews*
Now YOU made ME choke.


Real wiener we have here ladies.
 tgif333
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 461
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 12:29:31 PM
Whatsamatterbaby commented:


Re tgif's Ode To The Big Clit:

Why does that guy get serenaded and I get nothing?? I'm going to start the most obnoxious thread EVER. Any ideas for topics? :)


ummm how about YOUR clit?

we could pretend your clit is a POF forum poster:


is it sad and lonely, not good looking enough?
does it not get enough messages from POF dycks because you don't post a pic?
does your clit write 100 emails and never get any replies?
like the clit hero, are the visitors there always too massive? or are they too skinny?
does your clit wear knickers?


was that obnoxious enough?
 Hearton64
Joined: 12/18/2012
Msg: 462
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 1:04:36 PM

One Vienna sausage photo coming right up.


Lol I didn't know you were from Vienna!

Either way, I appreciate your HUGE concession
as I know you don't like to share c*ck shots!!

Or so your headline says. ; )
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 463
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 1:17:40 PM
Tgif: Thank-you for trying. I guess it takes a certain type of person to be truly obnoxious.
 dragonbytes
Joined: 12/25/2014
Msg: 464
she may be MASSIVE with no knickers and The Clit Hero can't get it UP!!!
Posted: 6/4/2015 1:33:13 PM

guy named Shaky at Sharon Tube Company taught me the Skinner poem.
we all had nicknames in the mill. mine was Muzz for my real name Tom as Thomas in Italian is To-muzz-o (Tomoso). Shaky had hands that quivered all the time. then there was Radar, Squirrell, Whitey, Red, Big Pete, Jaggers, Ballsy, Snuffy and many more.


I worked for a couple of years in a chemical plant, my nick was OT, because I worked a lot of over time.

One foremen was buddyO, because he couldn't remember anyone's name and called everyone buddy.
 TerrieLynnC70
Joined: 6/22/2013
Msg: 465
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i think she may me over weight
Posted: 6/7/2015 1:15:25 PM
Op You are a EXTREMELY SHALLOW person.........................
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 466
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/7/2015 5:26:54 PM
ouija2025

He had already contemplated the super slender date but she was rather ugly...... Not heard what happened there. She may have dipped out.
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 467
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/7/2015 5:31:56 PM
piggie,

Good point re the profanity filter. Which is rather ridiculous anyway. We are all adults on here, or supposed to be.
Pictures of naked women with everything on view, and I mean everything, get loaded and yes, eventually they are taken down but not at first.
 deetristate
Joined: 12/4/2014
Msg: 468
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/7/2015 6:44:13 PM
Good short fiction,Op. A little thin on the dialogue and suspence.
 mean63
Joined: 5/30/2015
Msg: 469
i think she may me over weight
Posted: 6/8/2015 6:41:15 AM
why not try ask her chat on Cam:-)
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