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 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 470
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i think she may be over weightPage 18 of 26    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26)
^^^^^ mean63...He did more than chat on cam...read below.



Dear God, 

Apolgies for not posting earlier, I have been a trifle shell shocked after that night. She turned up, and looked very "healthy" indeed. I loved every minute of it, she was a smashing girl, and we got on splendid. When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board.
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 471
i think she may be over weight
Posted: 6/8/2015 9:57:36 AM
Cooldog, do you know a code for a big eyed emoticon?

I'm wanting to make goo goo eyes at mean63. Yowza.
 kayla_58
Joined: 5/23/2015
Msg: 472
i think she may be over weight
Posted: 6/8/2015 10:08:53 AM
^^^
She has a BF who refuses to get a divorce so she can come to USA on a fiancée visa.
Step up to the plate man!

Try : love: with no space before the "l" for
 kayla_58
Joined: 5/23/2015
Msg: 474
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 10:21:04 AM
I thought she was ugly.
Or is this a new plot twist?
 CharminC
Joined: 2/19/2011
Msg: 475
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 10:34:42 AM
I thought she was ugly.


and a raging alcoholic drug addict. But hey! What ever floats your boat clitdude
 kj521
Joined: 8/8/2012
Msg: 476
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 10:35:48 AM
Sounds like a new one, Ms. Kayla.

Mr. Clitheroe....out of curiosity...if this one agrees to a date...are you going to ask her to show up sans knickers? :D
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 477
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 11:00:25 AM

...........crushed............ thing thing


Ahhhh you poor boy!
And now a "halfway, ....size 6 waist" . Oh you lucky, lucky, ***tard.
LMAO, No mention of knick knacks yet? No paddy wacks yet?
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 478
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 11:22:41 AM
Oh, for f*ck's sake, isn't there some sort of erotic fantasy forum somewhere else on the interwebs for this clown to share his fabricated stories to??
 kayla_58
Joined: 5/23/2015
Msg: 479
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 11:51:55 AM

infact I am halfway there already


I don't doubt that a bit ...

Dear God,

Apolgies for not posting earlier, I have been a trifle shell shocked after that night. She turned up, and looked very "healthy" indeed. I loved every minute of it, she was a smashing girl, and we got on splendid. When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board.
Submit
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 480
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 12:19:08 PM
Will you be walking Ms. Moss back to her car when you're done?
 kayla_58
Joined: 5/23/2015
Msg: 481
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 12:31:53 PM
I thought it was HAIR that was supposed to grow on one's palm from "overuse," not MOSS.








you be walking Ms. Moss back to her car when you're done?



Nah, he'll probably just wash his hand.




Dear God,

Apolgies for not posting earlier, I have been a trifle shell shocked after that night. She turned up, and looked very "healthy" indeed. I loved every minute of it, she was a smashing girl, and we got on splendid. When it came to doing the wild thing she crushed me when she was on top, which seemed to put a damper on the proceedings. Perhaps I need viagra or something to help me with bountiful maidens when they clamber on board.
 ohenryx
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 482
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i think she may be over weight
Posted: 6/8/2015 2:10:29 PM

ThePigOfYourDreams
Cooldog, do you know a code for a big eyed emoticon?

I'm wanting to make goo goo eyes at mean63. Yowza.


kayla_58
^^^
She has a BF who refuses to get a divorce so she can come to USA on a fiancée visa.
Step up to the plate man!


Yeah, I saw that other thread myself. I am seriously tempted. I mean, what he said, “Yowza!”

What could it hurt? What have I got to lose?

Well, on 2nd thought, half of my worldly possessions ..

But then … “Yowza!!”
 ThePig0fYourDreams
Joined: 2/2/2015
Msg: 483
i think HE may be full of shit.
Posted: 6/8/2015 2:15:49 PM
Oh, shit. I just saw her other post. Nevermind.

Piggy's out .
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 484
i think HE may be full of shit.
Posted: 6/8/2015 4:51:33 PM
I would have been happier with this story had it actually BEEN Kate OP was meeting. Who btw the years of drug abuse show
Perhaps her much younger and hotter cousin?
I can hardly wait for chapter 12
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 486
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 5:12:18 PM
^ Come again? (Not literally.)
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 487
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 5:16:43 PM
Hey Clit...

Are you gonna remove all evidence of the massive girl before Moss comes over?

Clean the ash trays, take out bathroom trash replace the used candles??
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 488
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 5:19:15 PM
OP...
infact I am halfway there already


Typing with one hand is difficult, huh?

Just clean up the keyboard and wash your hands when your finished.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 489
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 6:27:03 PM
"If she is a size 6, i shall not be requesting no Knickers. I am a gentleman like that."
ok, this made me laugh out loud :) You win hands down ( or hands down your pants, whatever)
Seriously you made my night less bleak. Bring butter chicken pizza and you'll be a hero
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 490
i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 7:07:41 PM
^ Right? I am sooo never eating again. Then all men will be gentlemen. (Wtf?)
 DietFree
Joined: 11/1/2012
Msg: 491
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 8:08:29 PM

I just do not enjoyed being crushed whilst doing the wild thing thing.

Psst~ try doing your "wild thing" on top of her.

Instead of Kate Moss, try pete moss
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 492
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/8/2015 9:54:33 PM
Clitheroe

You still have a pic up of a child at Christmas. He didn't give permission to be a dating site like this. For frig's sake, take it down.
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
Msg: 493
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i think she may be MASSIVE
Posted: 6/9/2015 12:40:50 AM
Do many many men necessarily want the size 6??? She may not be that goodlooking. However he is very slim and she may just suit him.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 494
i think she may be more of a woman than i'm used to
Posted: 6/9/2015 12:18:18 PM
I don't know if a Brit "size 6" is the same as here in the colonies, but my first gf was model-skinny. every time we cuddled, I felt a bone, and it wasn't my own. I've preferred them "fluffy" and curvy ever since.

But I certainly don't speak for every fella.
 LiliMarleen
Joined: 5/24/2009
Msg: 495
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i think she may be more of a woman than i'm used to
Posted: 6/9/2015 12:20:54 PM
A Brit size 6 is a US size 2.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 496
i think she may be more of a woman than i'm used to
Posted: 6/9/2015 12:26:26 PM
so basically, when she turns sideways, she disappears from view? :)
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