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 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 76
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"I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come"

- Norah Jones
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 77
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 3:50:37 PM

norwegianguy456:
Many gals nowadays don't like rounding the bases. They like to go from half way to 2nd base, straight to home plate. "Oral" is too "intimate" if you don't know them well.

Any time as a guy you're not "100%" down there, ya will want some oral exchange to get the motor revved up.


What are You, a Porn Star? You need a Fluffer, to get it up?

How about not picking Miss You're not really My type, but I guess You'll Do.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTT-Jmi1nOc
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 78
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 4:01:03 PM

"I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come"

- Norah Jones

LOL - I always wondered secretly if that was the meaning of this song.
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 79
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Posted: 6/24/2015 4:50:59 PM

Dearest Purple,

I do not understand your question.


The best way I can explain it is this way-

You're going to have a sexy, fun filled evening with dinner, and a man of your choice, at your place. Do you-

Spend 4 hours beforehand fixing dinner, and 20 minutes getting ready. Or,

Spend 4 hours getting ready, and 20 minutes calling for a pizza delivery?

I personally would rather have you spend the time on you. Eating has never been a high priority for me. Whoever coined the phrase-

"A way to a man's heart is in his stomach" sure didn't know me. How could you fix a gourmet meal for a person who quite satisfied with the bill of fair at Mc Donalds?
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 80
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 5:23:52 PM
Dearest Purple.

The last time I did the full on seduction......


This was our 3rd time to be intimate so I thought I was well on my way to having a proper boyfriend.

I picked him up in my sailing boat.
We sailed to a secluded bay and dropped anchor.

He brought French bubbly.
I brought prawns and lobster.
Prawns served with lemon and lobster was grilled with lemon, lime butter.

Sexually we had, an appetiser before eating, inter - course and dessert followed by a midnight snack and then a hot and heavy breakfast.

I returned him to land, he kissed me and said "Thank you for taking me to paradise"

Never heard from him again other than a farewell text.

____________________________________________________________________________

If it was to be at home with someone like you who is not interested in food other than for fuel.

As it is winter here, I would have the house ready with the open fire burning, toasty and warm, negating the need for clothing.
Greet you with a kiss or should I say kisses and a few teasers.

Settle you in front of the fire, start with a scalp massage and work my way around removing that pesky clothing as it gets in the way.

If food is needed, would whip up an omelette. One plate so we can feed each other.

......................

If warmer weather would start in the spa with bubbles in the water and the plastic glasses.
Or if it is really, really hot - weather that is - start in the swimming pool.

......................


Not sure what you mean about spending time on you? me?

For me I would ensure I was freshly bathed wearing flowing, easy to remove clothing.
If that has not yet happened or you have arrived straight from work we start with a shower where I wash you all over.
You can wash me as well. Mutual washing.


mmmmm I love clean freshly washed skin.



After all this ............................... you WILL need some food.


p.s.
Yes I do have a house with an open fire place and private (not visible from nosey neighbours) outdoor hot tub and swimming pool.
All these days get to be enjoyed by me solo.


I must be doing this all wrong.

Hurrumph...
Time for a long walk with the dogs.
Hurrumph
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 81
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 6:44:39 PM
Is it just me or is it all of a sudden hot in here? LOL

Well purplerider , have your questions been answered?
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 82
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Posted: 6/24/2015 6:46:21 PM
^ Shhh! I think he's busy.
 newoldgirl
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 83
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 7:03:49 PM

You're going to have a sexy, fun filled evening with dinner, and a man of your choice, at your place. Do you-

Spend 4 hours beforehand fixing dinner, and 20 minutes getting ready. Or,

Spend 4 hours getting ready, and 20 minutes calling for a pizza delivery?


I spend about 30 minutes getting ready.

If we are hungry after the main course, we can order a pizza :)
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 84
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 7:04:46 PM
Damn Sealady...

I'm fetching a wash cloth after reading that...yowza...:)
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 85
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Posted: 6/24/2015 7:56:24 PM

LMAO And here I thought we were discussing sex?

Sexual capability -- and I was talking about sexual relations.

Seems to me someone is out in left field?

No, if someone doesn't get it -- either They are out in left field, or just heckling someone. :)

Yes he did and yes you are!

Re-read my post (ref: "I guess he mentioned something I'm missing out on."). It was the "nape neck" where I chuckled about misreading 'nape'. It was a joke.

I've never met a woman who didn't like being "warmed up" completely, or in those terms, "rounding all of the bases" and taking plenty of time to do it.

I have -- it's a newer generational thing, I suppose. But just going down on her -- good chance. Although putting on the miner's cap & bib and going to work down there, while afterwards, her not wanting to reciprocate, or wanting to reciprocate for 2 seconds and that's it -- well, doing all that work on her isn't going to produce an on-going hard-on (unless 69'ing). Again, it's about a chance of. From my experience, which may be a millenial thing as opposed to yesteryear, is not a fluke. Not super-common, but happens.

A guy should always be on his A game, just as a woman should.

His A game chemically, etc (not talking about attitude, swagger, dress, etc). Whiskey d!ck can be controlled, although some guys may not be able to control that 100% of the time, but other factors may not have him on his A game if he chemically can be on his B/C/D game semi-often. A bit of "the pill" can be insurance -- and at the same time, even if he was to be on his C game chemically, will put him on an A++ game. A very attractive option.

What are You, a Porn Star? You need a Fluffer, to get it up?

Some guys do in many situations. Foreplay to get it going, yeah. No condom, you don't need to be at full hard to toss it in, and there's less time to go fumbling for one (see Seinfeld episode).
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
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Posted: 6/24/2015 8:00:55 PM
Yes, I'm definitely dating the wrong women.

Congratulations, Sealady. You get to be No.1 on my list of clever ladies I have met.
 newoldgirl
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 87
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Posted: 6/24/2015 8:03:36 PM

Even with most guys who drank too much on a given night, are on other medication like Propecia that dwindles Mr Happy, or have anxiety issues don't NEED it as THE means to make Mr Happy consistently be ready for game-time.


Just a note that Propecia does not necessarily cause any problems at all. I depends on the individual.
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 88
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Posted: 6/24/2015 8:03:57 PM
Why thank you Dearest Purple.
She says dipping into a deep curtsy with a sly smile.


Want to come to Australia?
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 89
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Posted: 6/24/2015 8:15:13 PM

Just a note that Propecia does not necessarily cause any problems at all. I depends on the individual.

Yeah, I buy that. And even not on Propecia, other factors can induce a sometimes it is / sometimes it isn't. My whole thing has been that one doesn't have to be Mr Limp D!ck 24/7 by other means to have a "cookie jar" to reach to, to take a small bite (or full, depending on your situation) for a possible "moment that's right" that may come up -- to Ensure that all systems are Go, even if the pre-game actions that ensue in-the-bedroom don't normally draw Mr Happy at "full attention". It's not like it's anything that's intrusive that gets in the way like pen!s pump! :)

With a GF or someone you're seeing, no condom, familiarized, etc -- I would think it's much less necessary for many.
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 90
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 9:34:26 PM

Damn Sealady...
I'm fetching a wash cloth after reading that...yowza...:)



Yes, I'm definitely dating the wrong women.

Congratulations, Sealady. You get to be No.1 on my list of clever ladies I have met.



Thank you gentlemen.

Yet.
ALAS.

I sleep alone.

 Eric_Summit
Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 91
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/24/2015 9:52:24 PM

Posted by Clooneystutor:
"Damn Sealady...
I'm fetching a wash cloth after reading that...yowza...:)"

Clooney, the ladies are truly getting crazed in here.
Now is no time to soak your face with a chilled washcloth to reduce under-eye puffiness!
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 92
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Posted: 6/24/2015 10:10:32 PM
^ Cucumber slices. Way sexier.
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 93
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Posted: 6/24/2015 11:04:25 PM

BBE:
What are You, a Porn Star? You need a Fluffer, to get it up?



norwegianguy456:
Some guys do in many situations. Foreplay to get it going, yeah. No condom, you don't need to be at full hard to toss it in, and there's less time to go fumbling for one (see Seinfeld episode).


You said they want to go from 2nd base to Home...... So you're making out some before hand... And that's not enough to get it to the point you can put a rubber on?

Some Guys? You mean You! Never heard a Guy Friend of mine, admit to that..... Never read it online, either, till You said it.......

I'm 61 & wouldn't need a Fluffer to get it up.......

I guess it sucks to be You....... But after reading many of Your Posts, I could see where You might over-think the situation....

If one of my friends said he'd been making out & couldn't get it hard enough to put a rubber on, the rest of us would look at Him, as if he'd grown a Hairy Eyeball in the Center of His Forehead......

ETA: Diana, after reading many of Your posts, I have to wonder, what are they putting in the water down there? Just seems strange you're having so much trouble.....

VVVVV thanks Eric......
 Eric_Summit
Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 94
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Posted: 6/24/2015 11:18:18 PM

Posted by Behind-Blue-Eyes_53:
"...Diane, after reading many of Your posts, I have to wonder, what are they putting in the water down there? Just seems strange you're having so much trouble..."

Diana hates when guys call her Diane!

 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 95
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Posted: 6/24/2015 11:19:02 PM
Hi just checking to see if this will go thru first, LOL
sealady, You just keep doing what you do well, and someday soon a gentleman will take notice?
 2ufo
Joined: 2/28/2015
Msg: 96
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Posted: 6/25/2015 12:14:04 AM
Sealady – yes, like that.

PurpleRider – simply enough food to keep from passing out

And, if there is any ED (the original point of this thread) – then it becomes a time of touching and tactile pleasure, massages, hugs, kisses and whatever else may happen.
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 97
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Posted: 6/25/2015 4:22:48 AM
Thank you everyone for your kind thoughts.

Am going to a party on Saturday night and movies with a man I met at MeetUp on Sunday.

Who knows.
Perhaps meeting a man in real life will give me a chance to put my seduction skills back into use.
And /or be the recipient.

Diana.... yes I prefer being called Diana. (Thank you darling Eric)

And 2ufo is absolutely right with her third comment.




And, if there is any ED (the original point of this thread) – then it becomes a time of touching and tactile pleasure, massages, hugs, kisses and whatever else may happen.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 98
honesty regarding sexual capability
Posted: 6/25/2015 5:55:57 AM
Rider - actually the way to a Man's heart is an ice pick between the ribs :/
I high 5 the fluffer line LOL. Diana.. maybe you do too much for the date?
Never known any woman who took 4 hours to get ready for anything - well maybe Labour
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 99
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Posted: 6/25/2015 6:32:50 AM
Ladies, please take note of Diana's approach for a guaranteed 2nd date :)

I'm thinking a vegemite sandwich is in order...
 CrookCatcher
Joined: 7/14/2014
Msg: 100
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Posted: 6/25/2015 6:50:01 AM

Rider - actually the way to a Man's heart is an ice pick between the ribs :/
I high 5 the fluffer line LOL.
Never known any woman who took 4 hours to get ready for anything - well maybe Labour


Ouij I love that sense of humor! I can picture you on the Rowan and Martin's laugh-in show swinging open that window. :)

(wonder how many will have to google that?)
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