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 Nosunlightsinging
Joined: 6/4/2015
Msg: 101
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Clooneystutor you have to be kidding - a vegemite sandwich?? (Those without an Antipodean connection should Google it)
 dragonbytes
Joined: 12/25/2014
Msg: 102
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Posted: 6/25/2015 7:03:34 AM
^^^ "Antipodean connection" really"?

I knew what Vegemite was, but had to google Antipodean. I have seen the word before , but wasn't sure. It comes up in conversation like never.

Antipodean when used as an adjective means diametrically opposed.

Antipodes when used informally usually mean Australia and New Zealand, I guess because they are far apart.
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 103
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Posted: 6/25/2015 7:23:02 AM


Clooneystutor you have to be kidding - a vegemite sandwich??


I suppose Shrimps on the Barbie would have been a more applicable reference to the land down under...


And she said, "Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 104
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Posted: 6/25/2015 7:42:01 AM
"Tie me kangaroo down, Sport!"
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 105
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Posted: 6/25/2015 8:36:49 AM
No more coffee for either of you^^^
fyi - we have a kangaroo farm here in Kelowna. Yep.. with free ranging roos and emus and giant pig like creatures.
Got to hold a baby one, all white. Nails like the wolverine :)
I bet I could make money doing a card for the said thread title
 clooneystutor
Joined: 3/8/2015
Msg: 106
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Posted: 6/25/2015 9:09:11 AM
Wonder twin powers!

Activate!!!
 ohenryx
Joined: 3/12/2010
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Posted: 6/25/2015 10:39:37 AM
All of you people are nuts!

And I'm proud to know you.



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 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 108
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Posted: 6/25/2015 10:40:53 AM

You said they want to go from 2nd base to Home...... So you're making out some before hand... And that's not enough to get it to the point you can put a rubber on?

Basically making out, feeling with hands with some clothes on, and then jumping into "lets have sex" with no real foreplay. Someone you don't know very well, which, yes, happens that they aren't comfortable with that If they're looking to jump into sex. Not every gal, say, on OKC in the Q&A section answer "Yes and I Love it!" when it comes to performing oral and all that, which to a guy they don't know very well anything less than that may shy away from (and once in a while one being Terrible at it; one gal felt like a cheese grater). But anyway, it's a MAY. It MAY be like that. It's not a cosmic fluke if one has an active singles/sexual life. Making out enough to put a rubber on? If it's quite common to do so with various gals -- no, many guys won't have a stiffy that will keep at attention non-stop during a long kissfest, no.

Some Guys? You mean You! Never heard a Guy Friend of mine, admit to that..... Never read it online, either, till You said it.......

Maybe because....

If one of my friends said he'd been making out & couldn't get it hard enough to put a rubber on, the rest of us would look at Him, as if he'd grown a Hairy Eyeball in the Center of His Forehead......

... that's why. :) Guys don't talk about it. It's not (grunt) manly! And again, I'm not saying one can never. I never implied that. It's to avoid a possible situation that can happen and does happen amongst more people than you think. Especially people ya know. Of course they're Not going to want to mention this-or-that situation. I guess they never get whiskey d!ck, eh? (grunt). Is every girl dripping wet (especially after drinking) because of making out? No. With some, you have to roll the bean, or even delightfully go down on her. Again, after a makeout session then going down on a gal for a while, if that experience isn't something "Wow, so new!", she isn't some hottie that's new to him either, there's not even any brief complimentary role reversal by her, he's drunk, etc (ie common hookup after bar) -- YES, if he's not real horny that day -- he'll need to jive up his motor to get it at full attention for a condom. A small bite of the pill being had will eliminate that mood-ruiner.

Viagra and Cialis being such a big seller -- do you really think it's just going to guys 65 and over or even close to it? :)
 123nightmoves
Joined: 6/2/2015
Msg: 109
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Posted: 6/25/2015 11:47:46 AM
^^ At 34 I highly doubt you have a prospective date ask or want to ask how "sexually capable" you are. Maybe come back in 20 years and let us know of your experiences at 54 or 64. I have found that people in their 20s and 30s love to chat about what they do, who they do and how they do it, with ALL the details but I have yet to find someone in their 50s or 60s that does that. We are of an age where what we do, who we do and how we do it are....personal.

I do wonder, if younger people are using Viagra and Cialis as a recreational drug, will these drugs work for them in 20 or 30 years when they actually need them.
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 110
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Posted: 6/25/2015 12:44:54 PM
Ouija: Those are wallabies. Are the newborns really only an inch big? I am so filling my pockets when I go there.
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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Posted: 6/25/2015 12:51:00 PM

I do wonder, if younger people are using Viagra and Cialis as a recreational drug, will these drugs work for them in 20 or 30 years when they actually need them.

Everyone uses it as a recreational drug. It's for recreation. Especially those in their 60s, where, they're not trying to pork around in the bedroom to make babies. There are people in their 30s and 40s who do have issues getting-it-up-past-half-mast. True, some will use it too sparingly, but the same can be said for those in their 50s and 60s as well. I think if one uses it to keep/remain hard for a bit after orgasm for just an extra 'tidbit', or to get it back into the swing of things post-orgasm quickly to be a "Rock Star" and not merely to avoid complications, yeah, not a good thing -- regardless of their age. I think one of the myths is that it's only for people who are "Old".

It's like Old Country Buffet -- hey, younger people can go there too. People gotta eat! ;)
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 112
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Posted: 6/25/2015 2:47:37 PM
Baby - no they are called " Adorable babies with giant nails" and they hand them to you all bundled up -
I feel badly for the Men who cannot get the meds if they need it :(
^^Pork??^^^ good grief yet on another thread older dudes talking they can smash lips for 12 hours. * shudder"
There is a reason buffet tables have sneeze guards
Wasn't it S Martin as the " wild and crazy guy" who proudly claimed " I can get it up one time a night? " My google isn't opening. The portal to knowledge is closed :(
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 113
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Posted: 6/25/2015 4:45:53 PM

norwegianguy456:
If you drink too much, have social anxieties, and/or on certain meds that makes Mr Happy shy by default -- and a gal doesn't like foreplay and just wants to get right to it -- yeah, if she's hot, you're less in need of "being on top of your A game" in things that effect it down there. If she's on the other end of looks spectrum -- yeah, don't drink, don't jerk off for a week, take low doses on any meds, meditate beforehand, and break out the Viagra - lol (obviously exaggeration on that, but you get my point).

Dude, You laid the scenario out right there........
How about not trying to Bed a Woman, that doesn't, Float Your Boat........


Everyone uses it as a recreational drug. It's for recreation. Especially those in their 60s, where, they're not trying to pork around in the bedroom to make babies. There are people in their 30s and 40s who do have issues getting-it-up-past-half-mast. True, some will use it too sparingly, but the same can be said for those in their 50s and 60s as well. I think if one uses it to keep/remain hard for a bit after orgasm for just an extra 'tidbit', or to get it back into the swing of things post-orgasm quickly to be a "Rock Star" and not merely to avoid complications, yeah, not a good thing -- regardless of their age. I think one of the myths is that it's only for people who are "Old".


Like normal, You get called out on a Post & You try & change the Scenario around......

The original Scenario is, She's not Hot Enough that a little bit of Making Out, gets Mr Stiffy's Attention...

But She's Doable, if they send in the Fluffer, 1st...........


Dang Son, You're Embarrassing Yourself, or at least Should Be..... Embarrassed.....
 sealady111
Joined: 5/31/2015
Msg: 114
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Posted: 6/25/2015 4:47:21 PM
Oh dear...

Seems a lesson on Australia is necessary

Yes baby wallabies and kangaroos are born tiny. About an inch long. They come out of the birth canal and crawl up the mother to get into her pouch. A mum can have 3 babies at different stages of development at one time.
1 x weenie one waiting to do the marathon crawl
1 x in the pouch
1 x out of the pouch yet still dependent


Wallabies and Kangaroos are different species and there are lots of different species of wallabies, kangaroos and wallaroos.
Where I live there are wallabies and wallaroos.
In Lightning Ridge - where I visit regularly I have had to avoid big red kangaroos literally on the bitumen road in town at night.
They also are regulars on the golf course that has no greens. (No water. It is the desert after all.)


I am guessing the pig like creature is a wombat.
Short, fat, hairy, big claws, super strong and have a very cute wobbly walk.
My favourite is the Hairy Nosed Wombat - love that name.
Actually wombats are not fat. They are all muscle.
Many years ago I hit a wombat with my car.
The wombat was fine but it destroyed my automatic transmission.

Another possibility is the Tasmanian Devil.... No not the one from Bugs Bunny!!!!
But they do make a horrible noise and can be very grumpy.
Tasmania is the big triangular shaped island at the bottom of the Aussie East Coast.
In Aussie slang, pubic hair is referred to as your 'map of tassie'.

Emu's have attitude.
If on the road they will just stand there and look at you.
I have had to drive around them.
In a wildlife park I have had emus stick their head inside my bag looking for treats.


Sadly many, many Australian native animals are killed on roads.
Outback roads are littered with dead carcasses every morning.

Kangaroo, wallaby and emu meat is delicious.
Very lean, no fat and super healthy.

Antipodean....... Yes...... and your point is????????
Nooo not because Oz and NZ are far apart but because we are a long way from England.

VEGEMITE....
Magnificent stuff.
For me, best spread on warm toast with butter.


Mmmmmm me hungry.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 115
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Posted: 6/25/2015 5:41:20 PM
Capybara! Huge, sweet, very rough
Nope, white roos, I will send someone pix of me holding one ( had to fight off a crying 4 year old.. LOL)
I have no idea why we have a kangaroo farm in the middle of BC. We also have a huge alligator rescue ( they are not native so we must be importing them)
 123nightmoves
Joined: 6/2/2015
Msg: 116
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Posted: 6/25/2015 5:49:27 PM
Behindblueeyes, I think you nailed it. "Mr. been there/ done that" and will tell you all about it for 87 paragraphs...got called on it. The post is on topic for the Over 45 crowd, folks in their 40s, 50s and beyond; those that really have experience like a marriage or two and long term relationships that know what it's all about and know what they are looking for. A younger dude banging anything that walks and needs pills to get his rocks off because he's chosen a "she will do" gal to fvck isn't contributing anything meaningful to the topic. Plus, he's boring.
 newoldgirl
Joined: 4/16/2015
Msg: 117
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Posted: 6/25/2015 6:02:30 PM

I do wonder, if younger people are using Viagra and Cialis as a recreational drug, will these drugs work for them in 20 or 30 years when they actually need them.


I agree. There are all kinds of drugs that cause the user to build up a tolerance.

Also, If a man's ED is caused by smoking, or high BP, or depression, it would make a lot more sense to treat/fix those issues first, and then if it's still a problem, try the Viagra.

And ferfuksakes, NG, quit having sex with women to whom you aren't attracted! Especially if you think you won't be able to get it up. Why go out of your way to create an embarrassing/disappointing situation for both of you?
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 118
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Posted: 6/25/2015 7:42:25 PM
Nightmoves and Behind: Please would you mind not chasing away the Norwegian? I'm still trying to figure him out.
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 119
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Posted: 6/25/2015 7:56:08 PM

Whatsamatterbaby:
Nightmoves and Behind: Please would you mind not chasing away the Norwegian? I'm still trying to figure him out.


Whatsamatterbaby, to quote the great Poet, Jimmy Buffett........


If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane
If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane
If we weren't all crazy we would go insane


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_lU3adj5k
 123nightmoves
Joined: 6/2/2015
Msg: 120
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Posted: 6/26/2015 11:07:24 AM

Please would you mind not chasing away the Norwegian? I'm still trying to figure him out.


Why would you bother to "figure him out"? I think he is just here to see if he can maintain the record for the longest and most boring posts in these threads; followed closely by Vicki. They are at least consistent. JMO.
 VolkanoKing
Joined: 8/1/2014
Msg: 121
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Posted: 6/26/2015 12:52:50 PM
"I think he is just here to see if he can maintain the record for the longest and most boring posts in these threads"

Heh.

I just blow past the essayists here. It's true there is only so much time in the day to dedicate to screwing around on this forum, and I can't spend it reading books and books of content.

Kangaroo meat is horrible. Tried some in Australia. Along with gator, emu and camel, which was like the toughest steak you'll ever attempt.
 overunity
Joined: 8/16/2014
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Posted: 6/26/2015 1:12:06 PM
"I just blow past the essayists here."

They really put a lot of wear on the scroll wheel, but it's well worth it.
 Whatsamatterbaby
Joined: 5/6/2015
Msg: 123
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Posted: 6/26/2015 1:22:09 PM

Why would you bother to "figure him out"?


Human behaviour interests me. Particularly unusual human behaviour ;)
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 124
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Posted: 6/26/2015 2:57:12 PM
^^^^ spend a day at Wallyworld :)
I do enjoy when each and every sentence is copied then replied to - so then there is a copy of a copy. sometimes a copy of a copy of a copy. I like the more Hemingway posts
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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Posted: 6/26/2015 9:31:25 PM

The post is on topic for the Over 45 crowd, folks in their 40s, 50s and beyond; A younger dude banging anything that walks and needs pills to get his rocks off because he's chosen a "she will do" gal to fvck isn't contributing anything meaningful to the topic.

If you're going to get genuinely upset about it -- read up. People in their 30s can have ED and it's not a huge rarity. Yes, more room for otherwise improving oneself to having to be on that -- but the same can be said for any age group (albeit being more Actually necessary %-wise with increased age-range), but no criticism there? One can say the same thing about anti-depressants (Duke study shows that intense workout regimen that's routine & stuck to is at Least as good as best anti-depressant usage). We can say that about a lot of things. Bottom line -- one doesn't have to be 40-45+ to use Viagra/Cialis for good reason; nor are those 40-45+ void of using it when they don't NEED to, either.

In very early Viagra days it was set for much older people and those in their 40s -- "Oh come awn, you don't NEED it." To argue against those young pups in their 40s using it was the same as your argument against those in their 30s using it. As time rolls out thru the shadows of embarrassment -- yes, those who aren't "old" may actually have some ED problems that aren't so Quickly resolved by putting down the bottle or draining their lizard to grade-A porn 3 times a day. But yes, the younger you go, from 50s->40s->30s -- yes, the more likely one may not Need it as much as the older guy, statistically speaking. But then again, one would have to complain about A Lot of prescriptions in that dept and get just as huffy about it, too.
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