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 Witnesstomythoughts
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 413
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I once dated a woman who found the term " p ussy " to be crude. I immediately became concerned she may be a bit of a prude/uptight....turned out I was right.

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 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 414
Profile errors, height, values, and the kitchen sink.
Posted: 8/18/2015 7:02:50 AM
Some names ( like Beetlejuice) ought never be spoken aloud.
Sorry but if a Man said to me " Mr.Stiffy" has his raincoat on
I'd laugh til it would be renamed " Mr. Softie"
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 415
Profile errors, height, values, and the kitchen sink.
Posted: 8/18/2015 7:19:18 AM
I don't know, but I know of women that have called it their "cha-cha," "Genie" and "cuchara."

Sooooo....
 BelleAtlantic
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 416
Profile errors, height, values, and the kitchen sink.
Posted: 8/18/2015 9:14:17 AM
The unlimited credit card, that's what I call it. It never runs out and you get whatever you ask for.
 adventurejoe70
Joined: 3/1/2013
Msg: 417
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Posted: 8/18/2015 9:29:00 AM

I once dated a goth chick who referred to her vagina as "the bat cave".


Funny, we used to have a Goth club called the Bat Cave!
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 418
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Posted: 8/18/2015 9:40:17 AM

I wonder why women never name their genitalia?

Mr Stiffy.... meet Ms. Gash (not to be confused with Ms. Nash; a potential spouse of Steve Nash).

I hear ya, NG, twice I've had jealous bfs trust me with their gfs, even to the point of saying they wouldn't trust their best friends with their girl, but they would trust me. I try to take it at face value....if I think about it too deeply, my brain will hurt.

Yeah... "Hey Bob... yeah, I took her to see a night showing of Basic Instinct. You were gone. I'm 'that guy', so it's all good, right??"

I once dated a woman who found the term " p ussy " to be crude. I immediately became concerned she may be a bit of a prude/uptight....turned out I was right.

I don't know how it is up there in Canada where all the little things are different, but if you call it a "c-unt" -- all hell breaks loose, as if you're plotting to kill their mother! Personally, I call it a va-jay-jay. Harmless and cute.

The unlimited credit card, that's what I call it. It never runs out and you get whatever you ask for.

Yeah, some gals on the street and sugar-daddy-finders will definitely call it that. Hey, no problem with it, as long as both parties are happy!
 Witnesstomythoughts
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 419
Profile errors, height, values, and the " unt " sound
Posted: 8/18/2015 2:07:43 PM

I don't know how it is up there in Canada where all the little things are different, but if you call it a "c-unt" -- all hell breaks loose,


Same up here AS WELL AS the football term " punt " and baseball term " bunt " ....something about that " unt " sound they just don't like I guess ???
 11qq
Joined: 7/17/2015
Msg: 420
Profile errors, height, values, and the kitchen sink.
Posted: 8/18/2015 2:22:00 PM
my "friend" Mz. Ouija said:


I'd laugh til it would be renamed " Mr. Softie"


if you look on my profile you'll see I DID have just ONE successful long term relationship in the late 80's early 90's.
if she wanted a quickie she's say, "you think I can turn Mr. Stiffy into Mr. Softie?"

and give me a sexy smile and then she'd do the reach over..............
 22susie22
Joined: 8/12/2015
Msg: 421
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Posted: 8/18/2015 2:49:51 PM

I wonder why women never name their genitalia?


Mine is Miss T.

As in, Trouble with a capital T.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 6/22/2012
Msg: 422
Profile errors, height, values, and the unt sound
Posted: 8/18/2015 6:15:21 PM

...something about that " unt " sound they just don't like I guess ???

Well, you can call it an UNT-limited credit card, but I don't think that will repel very many.... ;)
 BelleAtlantic
Joined: 11/7/2012
Msg: 423
Profile errors, height, values, and the unt sound
Posted: 8/18/2015 7:19:52 PM
Don't give a man for free, what we ought to pay for - Memoirs of a Geisha
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 424
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Posted: 8/18/2015 10:23:36 PM

Don't give a man for free, what we ought to pay for - Memoirs of a Geisha

Also from Memoirs of Heidi Fleiss...

... unless it's their 10th 'date', then they get 50% off. ;) Actually "Pandering" by Heidi Fleiss is a tell-all book with decent reviews...
 Behind-Blue-Eyes_53
Joined: 12/19/2011
Msg: 425
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Posted: 8/19/2015 3:35:03 PM

If a DJ is playing Taylor Swift's latest album in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, is it still crap?.


Mr. Oluben,
If you're Talking to Yourself in the Woods, with no Woman around, are You Still Wrong?


As for Dance Clubs, they were a special type of Club/Bar.... A regular Bar with Live Music or a DJ, is just a Bar that has Dancing, not a Dance Club.....
 MaleFeasance
Joined: 3/13/2015
Msg: 426
Profile errors, height, values, and the unt sound
Posted: 8/19/2015 3:40:53 PM
Don't give a man for free, what we ought to pay for - Memoirs of a Geisha
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It's not worth paying for until it can compete with free
 LLove2LaughToo
Joined: 3/5/2011
Msg: 427
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Posted: 8/19/2015 3:44:21 PM

If a DJ is playing Taylor Swift's latest album in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, is it still crap?


I am so stealing this line
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