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 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 451
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God, why are you such a massive****


Well, how else could he create massive ding-dongs (like ginger & Basilisk) so PERFECTLY in his image!
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/28/2016 9:17:25 PM
^^^ You say such the sweetest things Yule.
That's right ladies! I have an over 17 foot penis. Come at me!

Seriously though, that is some negativity you be spouting. I rather be a dick than an asshole.
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 453
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/29/2016 1:47:00 PM

That's right ladies! I have an over 17 foot penis. Come at me!


Come at ya for what? To take pix at the freak show!
At that lenght it is probably limp and soft as a strand of overcooked spaghetti (and probably just as thin)
In which case you can try rolling it up like a ball of yarn for the cat to play with, and which is about the only way you'll get to have some "pv$$y" wit dat!



that is some negativity you be spouting.


well, it goes together with the dvmb-a$$ sh.it you wuz spoutin'; kinda like fries going with ketchup.



I rather be a di.ck ....


Keep in mind that a di.ck has to be able to perform well in order to be considered useful. Be careful what you wish for, because, ain't too many things worse than being a worthless di.ck...and a well maintained a$$hole certainly ain't one of them!
 gingerosity
Joined: 12/10/2011
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/29/2016 4:37:53 PM

At that lenght it is probably limp and soft as a strand of overcooked spaghetti (and probably just as thin)

The flying spaghetti monster made us in his image?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage_HD.jpg
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/29/2016 7:31:21 PM
A well maintained a$$hole is still full of shit. Think on that for a little bit while I pray to the majesty that is the flying spaghetti monster.
All hail his noodley omnipotence!
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 456
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/30/2016 7:55:01 PM

A well maintained a$$hole is still full of shit


As it should be simply because that is what it is supposed to do, HOLD sh.it, until the moment comes when an "evacuation" is appropriate..........But, as a useless di.ck, not only can't you get an erection, but you can't even hold your own pee, dribbling and incontinent all over your pants, and reeking of stale pungent urine


I pray to the majesty that is the flying spaghetti monster.


Maybe you should "pray" for it to restore the function of your spaghettified penis, and if so, that would truly be a miracle!
 gingerosity
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Posted: 10/31/2016 2:40:13 AM

spaghettified penis

When you pass beyond a black hole's event horizon, your penis will become one with the almighty?
 gingerosity
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Posted: 10/31/2016 3:18:26 AM

If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

If a young guy trespasses to show off in front of his female friends but ends up in a panic getting dry humped by a panda...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-31/zoo-visitor-allegedly-'showing-off'-wrestles-panda-in-east-china/7979512

... is it considered to involve one of the seven noodly sins or is it just plain funny?
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 459
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 10/31/2016 9:06:16 AM

When you pass beyond a black hole's event horizon, your penis will become one with the almighty?


No, but as the spiral tightens, your stretched out penis will come full circle and penetrate hard into your own anus, and you will "become one" with yourself, and resulting in a self orgasmic bliss forever
 basilisk123
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Posted: 10/31/2016 10:21:03 PM
That would be a weird ouroboros if I do say so myself. It looks like Yule is going into tentacle porn mode up there!
Not only tentacle porn, but Yaoi Tentacle porn no less! Oh my, I didn't think he had it in him!
Also I thought that with the fuzzy horizon theory that is popular right now, the moment you touch your penis to the event horizon, it will burn off and be replaced by a hologram of it on the event horizon. So if that is the case, would it not be more accurate to say that a noodle penis that is a hologram is the one coming at you and not your own which was burned off? Mysteries will never cease!

Oh and I will leave this here.

https://youtu.be/sEJ7l0kfDic
 drinkthesunwithmyface
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Posted: 11/1/2016 10:54:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MNH7JuR7I
 platypus_man
Joined: 8/29/2007
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Posted: 12/18/2016 4:42:22 AM
Hey, god, why do you create humans with brains smart enough to develop the scientific method, and then assume we'll believe in imaginary beings?
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 463
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/20/2016 7:01:10 AM

If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

since you created Man in the image of you having arms and legs ...

why would a supernatural entity need or evolve arms and legs?
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 464
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Posted: 12/21/2016 6:36:31 PM

why would a supernatural entity need or evolve arms and legs?


So he could jam his (holy) foot deep inside the Fkn anus, when one starts talking out of it.
So he could bash one hard upside the Fkn head, when one jacks up his brain smokin pot!
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 465
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/22/2016 7:20:54 AM

Posted By: yule_liquor
So he could jam his (holy) foot deep inside the Fkn anus, when one starts talking out of it.
So he could bash one hard upside the Fkn head, when one jacks up his brain smokin pot!

jeez...I sure hope Homeland Security is keeping an eye on you
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 12/22/2016 2:46:12 PM

And this is just in the 'observable' universe. I mean, we can see out only so far, right? How much is beyond?

So my question to 'God', if the deity exists.... WHY SO MANY?

He would probably say "That's just 'Many' to You. Why so many atoms? Molecules? That's just your personal feeling/taste as a small being somewhere in the universe. My answer is that it's not that actually Too Many. You're not the only one living in this universe, doll." :)

My question would be to God: Are you willing to go on Maury Povich to figure out who the real father is, while bringing in the "virgin" Mary & Joseph (and myself; I've had a time machine and I couldn't help myself with her)?
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 467
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Posted: 12/23/2016 9:25:18 PM
#514


.I sure hope Homeland Security is keeping an eye on you


Well, I think there is a far better chance that HS is now keeping an eye on your dealer/supplier...there is gonna be a "new sheriff" in town, ya know!

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#515


My question would be to God: Are you willing to go on Maury Povich to figure out who the real father is, while bringing in the "virgin" Mary & Joseph


And God responds by saying: ....Duuuuh, You do realize that I can "will" the result of the genetic test that Maury is holding inside the sealed envelop to whatever I wish, well before Maury opens it, right!
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 468
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/26/2016 7:22:29 AM

Posted By: yule_liquor
there is gonna be a "new sheriff" in town, ya know!

hopefully that new sheriff will keep an eye of your "Christian extremist radicalized apse"
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 469
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/26/2016 8:03:42 PM

that new sheriff


That new "sheriff" is Trump; so that should tell you who he will be keeping an eye on
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 470
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/27/2016 12:25:56 PM

Posted By: yule_liquor
That new "sheriff" is Trump;

doesn't matter who the new sheriff is since their first priority would be to keep an eye on religious extremist nutcases such as yourself that's one post away from strapping on a bomb vest


If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

if the Trinity is True ...then where in the Genesis is Jesus?
 Yule_liquor
Joined: 12/7/2011
Msg: 471
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/27/2016 6:24:23 PM
^


religious extremist nutcases such as yourself


Wow, this ^ coming from someone who said that I never proclaimed to be a christian and then went on to call me a poser, but now I'm an extremist. You really ought to put away the reefer, because its got you so heavily Fkd up and befuddled, that you truly make Elmer J Fudd look brilliant!


if the Trinity is True ...then where in the Genesis is Jesus?


well, Jesus was doing detox and couldn't be present,..... because if I remember correctly, some wasted-ass Fk (who likely knows 1st hand about detoxing), said that Jesus had to be a drunk, which is why he spoke in Parables.
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 472
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 12/28/2016 8:59:29 AM

Posted By: yule_liquor
but now I'm an extremist.

I wouldn't be surprise if you were on the (TSA) "No-Fly List"
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 473
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 1/22/2017 5:55:22 AM

If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

"Why do I only get one question"
 LOLTrump
Joined: 3/7/2017
Msg: 474
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 4/14/2017 1:10:08 PM
Can you create something heavier that you can lift?
 Etritonakin
Joined: 11/25/2016
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Posted: 6/3/2017 8:46:40 AM
I'm being totally serious here. I know the answers to all the big questions.
I realize that our environment and experience are for our ultimate benefit, and are the forces which form our minds and character -giving us a crash-course in reality and helping us discern good from evil, but....
Why do so many things in this life make you say "eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww"?
For example..... Why do we absolutely have to poop?
There are so many more pleasant options for gaining energy and removing by-products.
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