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 LOLTrump
Joined: 3/7/2017
Msg: 477
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For example..... Why do we absolutely have to poop?


Because that is how we evolved.
 Inicia
Joined: 4/12/2015
Msg: 478
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 6/27/2017 7:34:43 AM

probably going to need to ask the Lord Almighty more than one question...especially since the first question has to be "Do you have any I.D.?"
OMG too funny. I cackled lol This is an observation based on insight and knowledge.what a trip glad these forums were resurrected Precious gems. that's a keeper.
 funchesf
Joined: 6/27/2014
Msg: 479
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 6/27/2017 9:08:21 AM

Why do so many things in this life make you say "eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww"?
For example..... Why do we absolutely have to poop?

it was The Lord Almighty's way to make sure Adam kept The Garden of Eden fertilized
 triblata
Joined: 6/11/2017
Msg: 480
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 6/27/2017 1:58:59 PM
^^^^^

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.

Robert Frost
 Inicia
Joined: 4/12/2015
Msg: 481
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 6/27/2017 7:28:35 PM

Beyond that something there is still nothing



"Beyond that something" implies existence


Delete all extraneous verbiage. Exchange Beyond a linear, binary concept to Within

Within something Nothing
Within Something Existence

Within existence something and nothing.
Accepting beyond limits a philosophic discussion.
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 482
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 6/27/2017 8:53:18 PM

it was The Lord Almighty's way to make sure Adam kept The Garden of Eden fertilized

Man, the Lord Almighty in this fairy tale was really into some dirty action! I guess he got it wrong the first time.

FIRST TRY: Adam & Eden
Adam: Why do I have to poop?
God: See that gal Eden over there? To fertilize her, you have to poop.
Adam: Dude. You think this is going to work? I see this thing in front of me seems like a better fit...
God: Hey, don't question me! It's my first try at this creation thing anyway... cut me some slack. I'm going with my gut here, and so should you...
Adam: Okay, I'll give it a shot. Hey Eden, come over here...
....
God: Okay dude, Okay -- stop! Stop! Stop! I read the blueprints wrong. Sigh. Alright, Eden, Sorry about that. Scamper. I'll name the forest after you. My apologies.
God: Father! Bring in Eve!
God: Okay, now Adam, this time, you're going to do something different to fertilize Eve. Here. First, take a bite out of this apple...
 Inicia
Joined: 4/12/2015
Msg: 483
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 7/7/2017 9:15:10 AM
I do not understand this concept of god that you employ in your analysis ?? Where did you create this conception? As Eden was before eve- and humans before adam and eve, humans had already established a fertilization and propagation system, however had not or could not form unions, so the partnering of men and women as` shephards not the incorrect translation dominion'~of the earth was a conditional choice. our human choice was to dishonor the union. I am not speaking of a contradiction of the only acceptable union between men and women is that of sexual relations sanctioned legally by marriage!
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
Msg: 484
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 7/10/2017 4:00:08 PM
What in the F uck are you trying to say ??? My brain got all kinds of f ucked up trying to follow that.
 Inicia
Joined: 4/12/2015
Msg: 485
If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Posted: 7/11/2017 6:27:29 PM

hat in the F uck are you trying to say ???
why don't you ask specific questions regarding the post. your question does show comfusion. and appears you are upset with your inability to understand. so tell me: exactlty where your confusion is. my post above was in response to the man who thought eden was adam.s partner> and somehow feces was the way to propogate with eve. I was questioning his concept, it really does not matter if you understood the post or not. unless you are privy to the way he formulates his concept of god? are you?
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