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 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 351
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I hate it when I go to fart and end up doing a shart.
I especially hate it when I do that out in public.
 moraima
Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 352
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Posted: 10/31/2015 2:45:37 PM
"Wasn't there a mutiny a few months back to eliminate a guy..TALL who did the same thing???"

Yes................................exactly. Exactly the same.

Coming back as a women.........................really???
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 353
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Posted: 10/31/2015 4:00:34 PM
That's when you turn and look at the first kid that's closest to you.
 PenelopeLeChat
Joined: 7/29/2014
Msg: 354
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Posted: 10/31/2015 5:13:44 PM
The older you get, the less you should "trust" a phart.

New rant:
It is driving me nuts that my comma key only works half the time.

Le Pew
 prairiefire60
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 355
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Posted: 10/31/2015 5:47:47 PM
I posted a rant on my FB page last week about a young sassy 20- something parking in the handicapped spot at one of our local Tim Hortons and then sprinting in for her morning cup of chai latte frappe whatever. The second time I saw her do this, I barked at her and she called me an old bytch. Tonight a friend posted one on his FB page of a guy parked in a handicapped spot, complete with a photo of his truck license plate. I think social media can do wonders for a rant, I'll take a photo next time. Do we get bytchier as we get older?
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 356
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Posted: 10/31/2015 7:30:00 PM
Speaking of sharting...

There's nothing worse than getting sharted on when you're having sex...

I was done with her immediately and I didn't even "finish"...

No "happy ending" to that story...
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
Msg: 357
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Posted: 11/1/2015 6:18:44 AM
Hahaha! How 'bout this for a rant. This was so funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVV6FPZY_lM
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 358
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Posted: 11/1/2015 6:32:50 AM
^^^^^ She must be a fan of Rocco Siffredi. He likes to gently choke 'em...
 StarClassic
Joined: 9/29/2014
Msg: 359
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Posted: 11/1/2015 7:51:00 AM
Growing old sucks. Sometimes necessitates,,,

"Note to Self"
Make sure oven is on bake, rather than broil, prior to putting biscuits in.

side note: Smoke detector is a poor substitute for timer when broiling biscuits.


This has been my PSA on aging for today.
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 360
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Posted: 11/1/2015 9:36:32 AM
cooldog65 I have to say that sounds like a really shitty thing to have happen to you.

You seem to have crappy luck.
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 361
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Posted: 11/1/2015 9:37:02 AM
Airports are sadistic.

They put arm rests on all the seats, preventing laying down.

And free public restrooms are disappearing
 TheEvolutionOfJessi
Joined: 8/29/2015
Msg: 362
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Posted: 11/1/2015 2:53:42 PM

"Note to Self"


Mr Classic, you're not the only one... I'm making several of these 'notes' around the place these days.... as it's getting sad when after taking temperature of sickly child (105F) that I stick my cell phone in the drug cupboard and the thermometer down my bra!!
(Yeah, I already know I'm hot!! ;-) )

Nice grateful rant today (Monday morning in my part of the world)
Over the weekend, I (literally) bumped into a POF candidate that I rejected a few months back (when I was in bad head space) and even though I remembered his name, he had forgotten mine... I told him he owed me a date for that... so we're going out to friendly catch up with what's been happening over winter dinner tonight. No further expectations... (on my part at least.... I can't say what is on his mind)

Continue ranting :-)
 Dustinneedsaqueen
Joined: 10/9/2015
Msg: 363
Gothchick4u
Posted: 11/1/2015 5:20:59 PM
Anyone talking to gothchick4u beware. First of all she is not
Single and has been with someone eight years and they have kids. Second her pics don't depict real her. She's way more heavy than she looks
And all her teeth are missing from meth. She's a heavy meth user and lies about it. She finds guys in here tells them she has a stalker and then uses that. She sleeps with
Everyone she talks to on here unprotected meanwhile she's sick and doesn't get tested for stds. She had bumps all over. She's also crazy and not
Just saying she's on medication and a compulsive liar. She has three different phones and switched between them all to lie. She's bad news. And after she sleeps with you or if u stop talking to her she stalks u on the Internet. Doing all these searches looking for addresses relatives etc
 LiliMarleen
Joined: 5/24/2009
Msg: 364
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Posted: 11/1/2015 5:24:51 PM
For most people, the way heavier than her pictures, missing teeth, and bumps all over would probably be warning enough...
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 365
Gothchick4u
Posted: 11/1/2015 5:24:55 PM
so she wasn't your second in command?
You slept with a meth head and expect what..
sigh
but name and shaming is against site rules and will get to reported
I gather you aren't booking the chapel
 prairiefire60
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 366
Gothchick4u
Posted: 11/1/2015 5:25:00 PM
^^^ Yet you contacted her, took her out and had sex with her? Cool. Who's the winner?
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 367
Gothchick4u
Posted: 11/1/2015 5:32:31 PM
^^^
Exactly.

Apparently he got what he needed and is now shaming her.

What a dud.
 TheEvolutionOfJessi
Joined: 8/29/2015
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Posted: 11/1/2015 5:34:02 PM
^^ takes all kinds....
But it is still Halloween is it not?? lol




I told him he owed me a date for that...

OOops, I'm having a bad morning... I should add: we both knew it was implied with a 'jokey' lighthearted sense of humor.... not like I was demanding or anything... sheesh.
 csillagjanos
Joined: 10/18/2015
Msg: 369
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Posted: 11/1/2015 6:31:02 PM
""""I hate it when I go to fart and end up doing a shart.
I especially hate it when I do that out in public.""""

Oh...? This sort of thing normally delights me. It means to me I am still alive.

"Dead men don't fart", is what my grandfather used to tell me. And by George, he was not dead most of the time around the house.

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""""And free public restrooms are disappearing""""

I wonder how the extremely poor will respond to that if the trend continues.
 csillagjanos
Joined: 10/18/2015
Msg: 370
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Posted: 11/1/2015 6:33:06 PM
""""It is driving me nuts that my comma key only works half the time. """"

Maybe you're hitting on the point key. Yanno, half a comma.
 Dustinneedsaqueen
Joined: 10/9/2015
Msg: 371
Gothchick4u
Posted: 11/1/2015 8:02:35 PM
I wasn't the person who met with her duh. But I know of
Others.
 PenelopeLeChat
Joined: 7/29/2014
Msg: 372
DustingneedsaDoctor
Posted: 11/1/2015 9:44:34 PM
So, how many bumps did you wake up to this morning? I'm just saying, I heard you gave her yours? Oh btw, you forgot to mention the HPV warts on her face.

Geez, talk about sour grapes, which is what she said yours were the size of...

Addendum,

I am saving a screen shot of this so when Gothchick4U needs it to take you to court for slander I can help her out.

Carry on.

Le Pew
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 373
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Posted: 11/4/2015 5:55:32 AM
For me, this board is dead. Almost all the interesting posters are gone in one way or another and those left generate too little interesting traffic to maintain regular interest.

When I returned here about 4-5 months ago, this was still a vibrant place. Like Cheers without the hangover.

Alas, Gone! Gone with the Wind!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 374
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Posted: 11/4/2015 5:58:07 AM
PS: I don't think Gothchick4u is going to be suing anyone.
 InnerGorilla
Joined: 4/1/2014
Msg: 375
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Posted: 11/4/2015 6:59:45 AM

For me, this board is dead. Almost all the interesting posters are gone in one way or another and those left generate too little interesting traffic to maintain regular interest.


Look at the positive side. You can get more work done. For a while the Forums could get very, very addictive.
But part of the problem is that when ever someone starts a new thread, from the shadows, whoever is left keeps deleting these threads so no new blood gets to post. And if they survive that then they are bludgeon to death by how nasty the comments are.
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