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 ThePig0fTheOpera
Joined: 10/23/2015
Msg: 201
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Cowboy boots, eh Boo? Well, just make sure you don't start chewing tobacco.

I don't know if I could handle the smell when you're giving me smooches and stuff. ;)~
 Eric_Summit
Joined: 11/3/2009
Msg: 202
Cant do this in real life without gettting a restraining order against you
Posted: 10/27/2015 8:27:43 AM
Nicely done, ClooneysClone. Good for you!

 CarefreeBeauty
Joined: 5/30/2014
Msg: 203
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Posted: 10/27/2015 8:28:52 AM

I'm off to buy cowboy boots today.
I've never had any and I feel it's time.


Every woman needs a great pair of really pointy shit-kickers!

Have fun shopping~
 StarClassic
Joined: 9/29/2014
Msg: 204
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Posted: 10/27/2015 10:20:21 AM

I'm off to buy cowboy boots today.


You only need to know one word.
Lucchese (pronounced Lou-kees).
Buy the best and only cry once.
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 205
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Posted: 10/27/2015 11:43:51 AM
Score ClooneysClone! Shes a little hottie.

So can we expect a candle ceremony soon from you too, followed by a round of free hugs?
If so, is it by invite only? Maybe you can live stream it on webcam for us all to witness the "deletion of the profile" ceremony.

At least you saved us from tales of first date sex stories like our dear Paladin2015.
Mind you...
Golly, I even had my bottle of lotion and box of tissues ready. Geeesh...
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 206
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Posted: 10/27/2015 11:48:20 AM
Hahahaha!

Lubriderm is put away but the vino is still at the ready.

I won't get into any toe curling details :)
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 207
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Posted: 10/27/2015 11:59:02 AM
WTG Mr Clooney :)
Chris I snort laughed coffee.
I like that idea.. we could come up with a chant to do before one hits delete
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 208
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Posted: 10/27/2015 12:15:17 PM
We need to think of a theme song for the ceremony. Thoughts?

I already picked the required dress code.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DdQOjhM7tc
 o0BrownEyedGirl0o
Joined: 11/12/2014
Msg: 209
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Posted: 10/27/2015 6:02:20 PM
^^^^^^

I take it the kids don't have to sneak the National Geographic mags any more?

(Don't mind me, I am new to this internet stuff...)
 PenelopeLeChat
Joined: 7/29/2014
Msg: 210
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Posted: 10/31/2015 12:41:38 AM
Gosh, maybe I best high tail it down to the Dog House Bar and pretend I can shoot pool and take some I spy pictures and furnish a report here. Ya know I thought he looked familiar... hmm

I will give him an A for effort though.

Clooney, Was that Two Buck Chuck wine or have you upgraded with Ms. C at your side?

Crispy, Clooney and Ms C will actually have a hot wax drip ceremony with Flaming Hot Cheeto's to ignite the candles.



P.S. The Dog House is actually a nice little place, brightly lit and clean. Decent food, nice patrons. Been a while since I have been in there. Also, despite rumors about Toledo, it's a pretty nice city to live in. In mho anyways.

Eric, try the grocery store hug... I get at least one every day I am there. Well that is because the bag boy looks for me. lol

LePew who is getting out her PI gear.... lol
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 211
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Posted: 10/31/2015 9:37:53 AM
She can't enjoy the Vett if I'm buying the good stuff, so she sips it with me.

Gave up the Cheetos too. They were staining my finger tips.

A couples waxing would be nice.

My chest and her...you get the idea.

OUCH!
 bAc0nflav0redbac0n
Joined: 10/10/2015
Msg: 212
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Posted: 10/31/2015 10:24:39 AM
Alcohol flows like the Lena River in forums.
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 213
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Posted: 10/31/2015 10:29:25 AM
^^^
So does celibacy.
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 214
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Posted: 10/31/2015 1:02:28 PM
ClooneysClone I have yet to receive my invitation in the mail to your profile deletion cause you're in wuv ceremony and I'm wondering if you put sufficient postage on it.
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 215
Cant do this in real life without gettting a restraining order against you
Posted: 10/31/2015 6:14:57 PM
Suggested theme song for "POF Deletion"


................Regretfully they tell us cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us
To say, "Goodbye", to you

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say "Goodbye", goodbye

I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly

The sun has gone to bed and so must I
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye
 Chromis1
Joined: 9/9/2015
Msg: 216
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Posted: 10/31/2015 6:33:19 PM
^^^^ I so love The Sound of Music. My wife so hated it. Yet, we co-existed.
 PenelopeLeChat
Joined: 7/29/2014
Msg: 217
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Posted: 10/31/2015 7:23:58 PM
Good One Ladyinred! I was kind of thinking the closing song from The Lawrence Welk Show.
Good night, good night until we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen 'til then
And though it's always sweet sorrow to part
You know you'll always remain in my heart

Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true
And now 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
Good Night!

Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true
And now 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
Good Night!Good night, good night until we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen 'til then
And though it's always sweet sorrow to part
You know you'll always remain in my heart

Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true
And now 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
Good Night!

Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Here's a wish and a prayer that every dream comes true
And now 'til we meet again
Adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
Good Night!
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 218
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Posted: 10/31/2015 10:07:51 PM
"I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made
I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade"

Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band 1-0!
 Ladyinred4755
Joined: 1/30/2012
Msg: 219
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Posted: 10/31/2015 11:24:01 PM
Soooooo, well you know, it's like.........you know what I mean.
We have to set some rules here, for the official
"POF Deletion", ceremony.

#1. Participants must meet certain criteria to qualify. (To be determined)
#2.Only regulation size, length, color and shape of candle/s will be allowed. (To be determined, to be the most attractive)
#3. Ceremony may only be performed at a proper venue. (Location, location, location.)
#4. Participants may choose to play, one of the theme songs previously mentioned, as either are very good options or choose another song appropriate to the situation.

Any and all suggestions are welcome. However once a vote has been taken, the majority wins and the rules shall be set in stone.
The rules must then be strictly adhered to.
(LMAO)
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 220
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Posted: 11/1/2015 5:36:55 AM
What a hoot, that pof is a threat to your love life. Actually, it's damed laughable.

That's like being afraid of a bunny rabbit attacking you. Or worrying that a bird might poop on your car.

The only reason to stay away from this, is that your life got busy, and you didn't have the time to log on. Or you croaked.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 221
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Posted: 11/1/2015 5:44:44 AM
I think special clothing should be worn - not sure something formal or funny.
Of course a ceremony because only on POF could you find someone to be your side woman/man
Not Julie I beg you!
My song pick is I can't feel my face by the Weekend
 ClooneysTutor
Joined: 10/14/2015
Msg: 222
Going to the chapel
Posted: 11/1/2015 5:54:41 AM

Chorus:
Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna to get married.
Going to the chapel of love.

Spring is here,
the sky is blue.
Whoa! the birds all sing as if they knew.
Today's the day, we'll say, "I do"
and we'll never be lonely anymore.

Chorus:
Because we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel of love.

Bells will ring,
the sun will shine.
Whoa, I'll be his and he'll be mine.
We'll love until the end of time
and we'll never be lonely anymore.
Chorus:
Because we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married.
Gee, I really love you and we're goinna get married.
Going to the chapel of love.
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Going to the chapel of love.
(yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Going to the chapel of love...(fade out)
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 223
Going to the chapel
Posted: 11/1/2015 9:27:21 AM
My suggestion for a ceremony song:

"They're Coming To Take Me Away"

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha
You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.
Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt.
But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like thorizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
 Chris_P_Bacon__
Joined: 9/16/2015
Msg: 224
Going to the chapel
Posted: 11/1/2015 9:29:37 AM
My official candle suggestions:

http://www.yankmecandle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dirty-sanchez-soy-candle-label-300x300.jpg

or

https://thehunt.insnw.net/app/public/system/zine_images/52324/original/1326bdbfc55ba2cc8dd42e0189d6a788.jpg
 JujuO12
Joined: 8/18/2015
Msg: 225
Cant do this on POF....
Posted: 11/15/2015 7:22:44 AM
First date should be about trying to put your best foot forward.
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