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 Kodanshi
Joined: 9/19/2015
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That is an awesome reply, and one which I shall now include in my repertoire. By the way, love your name! Have you heard any Heart of a Coward?
 a_djentleman
Joined: 11/14/2015
Msg: 102
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/3/2015 5:33:35 PM

That is an awesome reply, and one which I shall now include in my repertoire. By the way, love your name! Have you heard any Heart of a Coward?


Yeah, I wanna say they opened up for someone I saw in the last year or two (Glasscloud, maybe?), but your comment got me to revisit them. Tasty stuff! Saw Between The Buried And Me with Intronaut on on Tuesday. Killer show.
 Cowgirlwannabe1
Joined: 8/21/2015
Msg: 103
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/8/2015 5:39:19 AM
how many horses I own
what my favorite position is
if I trip and fall a lot wearing my hat like this
 hemingway234
Joined: 6/6/2015
Msg: 104
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Posted: 12/10/2015 8:47:09 AM
I was once asked on a date if I used Botox.
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 105
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Posted: 12/10/2015 8:59:56 AM
.. But I'm not attracted to women with huge muscles and look like professional bodybuilders....

and most likely those women could not give a sh1t what YOU find attractive..

if they are happy with their bodies ^ their lives, so be it..most likely they are not pining away for your love or attraction

do you somehow believe that all women are dying to attract YOU out of the billions of men on earth..a little egotistical..I think

pretty sure any such woman can find at least ONE guy * or girl if she goes that way# who finds her attractive
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 106
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Posted: 12/10/2015 9:11:48 AM
..at least that's more polite than asking if your "other" hair matches the hair on your head which is what I get asked... what do carpets and drapes have to do with anything anyways? what a stupid question....

even the billionaires who serially squire you about and drop 100 mil on a property without a blink of an eye can be crude _ hm..
guess that class knows no income or wealth bracket
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 107
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/10/2015 5:42:59 PM
I just remembered I once was asked if my boobs were real. I was flattered. They are, but if they look like they aren't I'll assume that's a good thing.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 108
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/10/2015 5:47:07 PM
"I was once asked on a date if I used Botox"

>>>i'd be so tempted to try my best Edith Bunker facial expression and say, "no, I find Clorox to be good enough"

sometimes, the only thing you can do with stupid people is play with them to your merriment.

I could perhaps see a female asking such a frank question, "Are your boobs real?" otherwise, what real man turns down boobs b/c someone said they are fake? Jeez, even if you hoist a glass of beer and go, "wow, that tastes terrible!" you know your friends are still going to say, "Well, can I taste it?"

 Szaszaspasz
Joined: 11/13/2012
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What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/10/2015 8:29:35 PM
I sometimes got asked if I had extensions in my hair, or if all of my hair is real.

"No" for having extensions and "yes" for my hair being real.

I took it as a compliment.

No one ever asks me how I get my clothes to look "distressed" though.
 castlehillsmile
Joined: 11/4/2015
Msg: 110
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/10/2015 9:46:16 PM
I walked into a small country pub to book a room for the night and a patron commented that I had brought my own pillows.

I looked around at my luggage as I sometimes do travel with my own pillows.
No pillows so I looked around at the bar full of men confused.

One of the other men chastised the speaker.
"No wonder you are single, mate."

The speaker apologised to me later.

For those of you as baffled as I was he was referring to my breasts.
 moonbeamlover
Joined: 9/9/2015
Msg: 111
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/10/2015 9:56:44 PM
^^^


LOL: you are yet again making me feel better. I was told my nickname at the northern casino was "fun bags" and i honestly thought they were talking about my handbags. I'd never heard the term before. Took me a month to get it that yes; it was not my handbags they were referring to....
 tangofish
Joined: 6/16/2015
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Posted: 12/10/2015 10:42:46 PM

I just remembered I once was asked if my boobs were real. I was flattered. They are,


I'm volunteering myself to verify for the forums as to wip's boob authenticity.
 castlehillsmile
Joined: 11/4/2015
Msg: 113
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Posted: 12/10/2015 10:48:14 PM
Now Tango...

What criteria do you have to do this verification?
What tests?
Do they need to be witnessed?
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 114
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/11/2015 9:13:44 AM

I'm volunteering myself to verify for the forums as to wip's boob authenticity.

Great. Get on the phone and arrange to send Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or Chris Helmsworth by to do the exam. I'll be happy to oblige. Angelina Jolie had a boob job after the double mastectomy so Brad Pitt should have the best experience with being able to detect either situation.
 TrvstInKarma
Joined: 9/1/2015
Msg: 115
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/11/2015 10:35:34 AM

I just remembered I once was asked if my boobs were real. I was flattered. They are, but if they look like they aren't I'll assume that's a good thing.


Haha, yes, I get that one sometimes as well. Makes me think of an ad for Suave shampoo that said something like "if you can't tell, why should we".

I always get told that I have red hair - or at least strawberry blond hair. Honestly, I don't see it. I think I'm brunette/dark blond, but everybody who sees me in person insists that it has a distinct reddish tint to it. It does look reddish in photos, but in real life when I look in the mirror, I just don't see it.

I also get asked if I curl my hair because I have waves. The truth is I don't ever use a hair dryer or curling iron or any styling tools at all because I'm a total clutz. I wish I had the skill and patience to heat style my hair, but it always frustrates me and I just let it go. So I just let my hair air dry and just scrunch as it dries. When my hair stylist uses her curling iron on it, it always looks so much better than the air-dried mess, and she's tried to show me how to do it, but I just can't do it.

The other thing that happens is that people ask me what foundation I wear. The answer - none. It feels weird to me and my skin is oily, so it wouldn't last anyways, so I just go with clear sunscreen. I had a makeover at sephora the other day and the lady told me to take off my makeup. I told her I had nothing on and she gave me that surprised, raised eyebrow look, so I took the wet towel she gave me and rubbed it all over my face, and showed her that there was nothing on. I was very flattered though, because I have good skin and I really don't need to cover anything up. That's the pay off for being white as the wall as a teen and being teased mercilessly for being pasty. No sun damage today.
 hemingway234
Joined: 6/6/2015
Msg: 116
What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/11/2015 12:47:12 PM


"I was once asked on a date if I used Botox"




>>>i'd be so tempted to try my best Edith Bunker facial expression and say, "no, I find Clorox to be good enough"

sometimes, the only thing you can do with stupid people is play with them to your merriment.

I could perhaps see a female asking such a frank question, "Are your boobs real?" otherwise, what real man turns down boobs b/c someone said they are fake? Jeez, even if you hoist a glass of beer and go, "wow, that tastes terrible!" you know your friends are still going to say, "Well, can I taste it?"


- Well, it was a compliment and I took it as such.... no snarky reply was needed. Besides, I'm sarcastic enough as it is.... no need to add fuel to the fire
 Nth_degree1111
Joined: 9/16/2009
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What ridiculousness have people asked you about your appearance?
Posted: 12/11/2015 12:54:53 PM

msg 34


So true


So VERY true



" sometimes if you want something done you have to do it yourself "


Bumping your own comment. Nice!
 tangofish
Joined: 6/16/2015
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Posted: 12/11/2015 2:26:53 PM
I'm highly qualified to solve any complicated endeavor. I'm severely incompetent when it comes to simple problems or anything tedious, so keep that in mind if you ever find yourself soliciting my services.

So to follow up, I only make house calls, not phone calls.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 119
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Posted: 12/11/2015 2:29:43 PM

Bumping your own comment. Nice!


Yeah, just a forum rebel, that's me , riling up the ones with the gigantic sticks up their butts thinking " hey ! that's not allowed ! I'm telling ! "
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 120
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Posted: 12/11/2015 3:13:03 PM
" why are you carrying a can of tennis balls in the front of your pants ? "

how rude and invasive..
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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Posted: 12/11/2015 11:02:46 PM
I was once asked if my penis was all real. Or did I have an extension, or botox treatment.

I just smiled and said Oh I'm so happy to see you.
 NJgirl116
Joined: 7/3/2015
Msg: 122
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Posted: 12/11/2015 11:06:27 PM

I was once asked if my penis was all real. Or did I have an extension, or botox treatment.

I just smiled and said Oh I'm so happy to see you.

Lol

I was once asked by a non-white lady if I am partially of a non-white race. That was a bit unusual being that I have a very typical Slavic face and green eyes. I attribute it to the foundation and heavy makeup I was wearing... must have really changed my appearance. I was at a diner either before or after partying and I was way young.
 WomanInProgress
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 123
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Posted: 12/13/2015 8:08:26 AM

So to follow up, I only make house calls, not phone calls.

Ok, well then in that case take my word for it. Again. :)
 mike11092
Joined: 11/2/2015
Msg: 124
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Posted: 12/13/2015 6:54:41 PM
....

I just met a girl a couple of nights ago over a couple of brewski's at the local happy hour and found that, apparently, my profile is misleading because I have short hair.


....


......I....I'm not sure if I should take down all of the pictures I have of myself and just stick to the one, or if I should just ignore her and move on...I mean...I guess I should selfie more?
 LetitiaLeGrande
Joined: 3/22/2015
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Posted: 12/13/2015 7:53:13 PM
Yes good old Miss A, a petty tyrant if ever there was one. Couldn't spell the "privileges" she was forever revoking lol!
As for any kind of ban, I am sure that a new profile would circumvent all that.
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