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 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
Msg: 101
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Brown eyes boo, you mentioned the man you had dated and invited to your daughter's wedding. I was invited to a friend's daughters wedding and could have taken a guest. I tried asking some guys if they would accompany me and got no takers. One excuse was he did not like to dress up, others did not like the venue ( formal affair at an art museum). I ended up going alone but had a good time. When my son got married last year I did not have a date and decided it was pointless to look for one, since it was a special day for me and my family and friends of the family. I had a great time being the Mother of the groom; wish his Dad had been there to attend but he had passed on. Nonetheless, I did not need the baggage of having a date who did not know my son, daughter, friends and family.

Good luck and good vibes on the next wedding!
 BlasphemousBombshell
Joined: 11/19/2013
Msg: 102
What's the Worst Date You Ever Had ?
Posted: 9/15/2016 8:12:46 PM
He asks me out on a date, says he will plan it. I'm think great, man who takes initiative, what a change!

He calls me 45 minutes before we are expected to meet up, says his car isn't working and can I come get him. I go, he invites me in. His apartment is an absolute pig sty with comic books stacked literally floor to ceiling. Like something off one of those hoarder addiction shows.

He tells me the place he wants to eat is a steak house over an hour away. I drive, he talks the WHOLE time about his pornography comic book collection.

We get to place, he has steak and lobster, I have salad. I watch in horror as he continues to talk about his porn collection, with his mouth completely full, food sputtering onto me several times. Check comes, he pats one of his pant pockets then declares he lost his wallet. It was an obvious lie, people who lost their wallet are patting all their pockets, they are looking with more than a half hearted single attempt. But I pay, telling myself once we get home at least this night mare will be over.

Start driving home and I'm completely silent with my thoughts about what a clown this guy is. Look over cause I hear a sound. He took his c*ck out of his pants and is wanking it. My eyes widen in horror, he looks at me smiling while pulling on his chode all proud of his display, and asks for a blow job. I literally begin to KICK him out of my car with my right foot as I begin to break with my left. Kicking at him with all my might repeatedly while furiously shrieking: "GET OUT, GET OUT!!" He flings open the door to escape my kicking legs while complaining "Why are you so damn serious!???" I leave him on the side of the road 30 minutes from town.

F*ck you, Scott, where ever you are....
 zsuzsa62
Joined: 1/31/2016
Msg: 103
What's the Worst Date You Ever Had ?
Posted: 9/15/2016 9:05:03 PM
^^^^^ Just wow. That can't be topped!
 BlasphemousBombshell
Joined: 11/19/2013
Msg: 104
What's the Worst Date You Ever Had ?
Posted: 9/16/2016 10:43:57 AM
Sadly i think it can be topped lol

I have another one i debated telling but because it was so messed up the actual "date" didnt happen.

Thats my "f*ck you Todd, where ever you are" story
 rearguard*2
Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 105
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Posted: 9/16/2016 11:22:06 AM
Worst date I ever had was a first meet with a woman who I had no idea about. We met at a moderately nice restaurant. When she appeared, I realized that rather than being someone sportive, she liked to watch sports. Basically she was far too overweight to ever do any exercise, and I knew immediately she was not a match for me.

We had a nice meal and a lively conversation, which eventually got around to talk about future possibilities. I just said that I didn't see a future between us. She persisted. I was firm, thanked her for meeting me, paid the bill, and we each took our leave.

All the rest of the dates I have had were much better.
 WhereforeAndWhyNot
Joined: 1/26/2016
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Posted: 9/17/2016 3:10:50 AM

“Thats my "f*ck you Todd, where ever you are" story”

And the world thanks you for sharing it. :-)

Oh DAMN… there are some real jerks out there (um… pun intended). Hopefully you kicked some sense into him. Back to the comics, Seymour….

Sometimes I wonder how you gals have the patience/nerve to chance it with ANY of us testosterone-vessels. On behalf of the gender, I apologize.

(now, where did I put that fleshlight…?)
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 107
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Posted: 9/17/2016 5:37:51 AM
She's not told us the Todd date yet
My GF has some great stories... some people need to come with a warning label affixed to their forehead
 rearguard*2
Joined: 2/8/2008
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Posted: 9/17/2016 12:31:14 PM
Yes, indeed. The world is full of strange people. I do wonder, however, how it is that I have always managed to avoid them, while others appear to be constantly plagued by them.
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 109
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Posted: 9/17/2016 12:33:04 PM
^ Oh, HELLLoooooo...
 halforhalfnot
Joined: 9/13/2016
Msg: 110
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Posted: 9/17/2016 12:42:15 PM
You're wasting your time Baby. It's right in his user name for Chrissakes: he's clearly not a fan of pegging.
 rearguard*2
Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 111
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Posted: 9/17/2016 1:05:39 PM
Well, now. If we are going to get into the implications of peoples user names......
 BlasphemousBombshell
Joined: 11/19/2013
Msg: 112
What's the Worst Scott You Ever Kicked ?
Posted: 9/17/2016 2:38:00 PM
My grandmother had alzheimers and coming from an immigrant family we NEVER put our elders in a nursing home. Its expected we all pitch in and help care for those who once cared for us.

A guy named Todd, 6 years my senior, has asked me out for a date after a few weeks of casually talking on the phone. I accepted, seeing that we had some things in common. I instruct him to pick me up from my Grandmother's home later that week due to my care obligations.

That day I go to grandmas and I can see she is not very responsive and her feet are purple. My mom confirms this looks like the end and we should gather the family. I call everyone and also call Todd, explaining my grandmother is dying so the date will have to be cancelled. He begins shouting he looked forward to this all week and made all these preparations and I better not be "f*cking lying", etc.

I'm horrified by his response. Who acts that way?! So I shout back into the phone: "You callous jerk, my grandmother is dying in the other room!" And i hang up the phone, disgusted someone could be so self absorbed. He repeatedly tries to call back, literally several dozen times non stop, as soon as the phone would cut off he would redial. So i cant even USE the phone to call more of my relatives.

My father comes and yanks the phone cord out of the wall, We gather at my grandmother's side with what relatives we could call and share her final moments.

She passes away, we grieve for a bit. Plug the phone back in which is finally no longer ringing like crazy, and call the coroner.

The coroner comes and we all walk outside with my gradmother's body as they load the gurney into the van.

We hug each other on the street, and slowly break away to go back into the house. I hear someone call my name as the small crowd disperses. It's Todd, parked outside my house watching. I shout while motioning at the van driving off: "you f*cking psycho, you came here to check?!?!?"

He says back: "well now i know you didn't lie, so come on, come over here."

I walk in the house flipping him the bird.

30 minutes later he must be back at home because he's blowing up the phone again as we are trying to call relatives. My Dad answers and begins to threaten him old world style, which finally shuts him up.

The next day i go outside and there are heaps of gifts on the back porch with a letter to my dad apologizing for thinking i was a liar, yet demanding my father "force" me to give him a chance....
 halforhalfnot
Joined: 9/13/2016
Msg: 113
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Posted: 9/17/2016 3:40:14 PM
The more you post, the lower the bar is for the rest of us.

Big fan.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 114
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Posted: 9/17/2016 5:00:37 PM


A guy named Todd, 6 years my senior


And why is his age relevant?



He repeatedly tries to call back, literally several dozen times non stop, as soon as the phone would cut off he would redial. So i cant even USE the phone to call more of my relatives.




Who acts that way?!


Someone who knows you like to talk on the phone?



after a few weeks of casually talking on the phone.
 BlasphemousBombshell
Joined: 11/19/2013
Msg: 115
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Posted: 9/17/2016 6:18:21 PM
His age was relevant because i was only 19 and specifically attempted to date a little older because as todd himself stated: "im over the immature behavior". But he acted like an emotional nut case middle school kid while trying to sell himself as beyond that.

Talking on the phone every other day for 30 minutes for a few weeks doesnt excuse calling someone several dozen times in a row like a nut while their family member is dying.

Are you being sarcastic? Or are you seriously trying to rationalize this freak's behavior?
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 116
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Posted: 9/17/2016 6:50:25 PM
Don't rise to the bait BB
Besides
Clooney is closing soon :/
Todd was a greak. Congrats on not giving him a curb beating
 WhereforeAndWhyNot
Joined: 1/26/2016
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Posted: 9/18/2016 2:08:13 AM
^

LOL, Ouija.

Now we know why your current subtitle is “origin of evil”:

http://www.ouijamovie.com/?gclid=CJSpyfLHmM8CFY42gQodz8cLlQ



“"well now i know you didn't lie, so come on, come over here."”

And you didn’t run to him with open arms? Shame on you!

Didn’t the man assure you he was over being immature? What more assurance could you possibly need??

There are some very macho guys around here who will be quite disappointed in you, young lady.

:-D
 InnerGorilla2
Joined: 8/1/2016
Msg: 118
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Posted: 9/18/2016 8:26:40 PM

The next day i go outside and there are heaps of gifts on the back porch with a letter to my dad apologizing for thinking i was a liar, yet demanding my father "force" me to give him a chance....


That would make a great script in a movie.
 GreatGal1977
Joined: 8/25/2016
Msg: 119
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Posted: 9/19/2016 10:05:58 AM

Start driving home and I'm completely silent with my thoughts about what a clown this guy is. Look over cause I hear a sound. He took his c*ck out of his pants and is wanking it. My eyes widen in horror, he looks at me smiling while pulling on his chode all proud of his display, and asks for a blow job. I literally begin to KICK him out of my car with my right foot as I begin to break with my left. Kicking at him with all my might repeatedly while furiously shrieking: "GET OUT, GET OUT!!" He flings open the door to escape my kicking legs while complaining "Why are you so damn serious!???" I leave him on the side of the road 30 minutes from town.


And this is the reason why you neither should get in a car with a compete stranger nor to give that stranger a ride home.
 JS3344
Joined: 2/12/2013
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Posted: 9/19/2016 12:09:22 PM
wow, no way I can top some of the trauma the women have gone through in this thread.....but here is my entry......I was on a second date and we had just seen a play. I had driven us back to our original meeting point, and we were talking in my car for quite awhile. All of a sudden a white suv is headed for us, she says "thats my ex, he's crazy, lets get out of here". He circled my car, parked on the right side of it, and got out with a gun. Watching him in my rear view, I started the engine and put it in reverse.....he was approaching my side of the car, so without hesitation, I backed up, hit him with the left tail light and knocked him down.....he got back up, and I hit him again not caring if I ran him over, then booked it out of there. The police found him later, I never could figure out how he knew we were there.......and of course I didn't date her again.
 InnerGorilla2
Joined: 8/1/2016
Msg: 121
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Posted: 9/19/2016 1:40:22 PM

he was approaching my side of the car, so without hesitation, I backed up, hit him with the left tail light and knocked him down.....he got back up, and I hit him again not caring if I ran him over, then booked it out of there. The police found him later


Holy crap!! What happened afterwards? Did they find out you ran over him? Did he press charges? Did YOU press charges? Are you still living in a secret island in the south pacific running from the law? LOL.
 SS4544Spd
Joined: 8/31/2016
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Posted: 9/20/2016 5:32:16 PM
Most of my "worst" dates involved nothing happening, absolutely nothing, b-o-r-i-n-g, so I can't tell any funny stories 'bout them....mainly someone who is too shy, or someone who's nervous and/or a bad conversationalist....nothing to me is more painful than sitting through a date and having to do all the talking with someone who's stiff and nervous. Nothing's worse. Those dates were like reading Braille, and I don't read Braille.

One was with a 1st gen Muslim-Amerian woman with strict parents, and still lived at home, so I suppose I could understand that. Should have known what I was getting myself into there. Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, 5'11" statuesque, educated...Think Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's top aide...(insert Anthony Weiner joke here, I suppose I've earned that) but .....outwardly Americanized but inside...still that old world upbringing and was obviously having difficulties loosening up in the more freewheeling American dating scene. Just...did...not...work........hope she ended up happy.
 boatbob2q
Joined: 3/7/2012
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Posted: 9/20/2016 5:34:09 PM
I took a lady out for dinner,in Huntsville Texas,very nice looking lady,EXCEPT,she was paralyzed,from the waist down, and was Wheel chair bound, so we went to dinner,had a great time,all the time Im thinking to myself,If I was a dirty **stard,I would bang hell out of this lady.So on the way driving to her brothers house,she asked me what I was thinking,So,being the **stard that I am,I told her I would like to bang her,but,her being in a wheel chair,it was an impossibility,she told to turn here,into this big field,and park under this tree,and get her wheelchair out of the trunk,so i got it out,and set her into it,she then told me to wheel her under that branch of the tree,so,when we got under the branch,she told me to take off her panties,then she tucked her skirt up high,and grabbed the branch ,she was then about at the right height,so I did what nice guys do,I pulled out my dong,and proceeded to give her some good,long loving. after I finished,I thought to myself,Im a dirty **stard for doing that to this poor lady,all the way to her house,I was figuratively kicking my own ass. when we got to her brothers house,I wheeled her in,and I told her brother what I had done,He put his arm around me,and told me what a gentleman I was,Because most of her dates,left her hanging in the tree. OK,NOW LAUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 SS4544Spd
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Posted: 9/20/2016 5:46:27 PM
But another comes to mind, not my "worst," maybe for others, but a whole lot more fun....and much more entertaining. A set up date through a mutual acquaintance, I knew this woman was kind of a "trailer park queen," as we called them in the South....fine looking, divorced, blue collarish, somewhat of a partier...but right on the edge of being respectable, or at least I thought.

So I picked her up at her apartment, and was pleased at her apperance...hmmmm...as advertised. I took her into the city, an hour drive...to a nice restaurant for dinner, drinks and good conversation, chemistry was there, and envisioned stopping for desert somewhre on the way home, and maybe later....whatever happens, happens. In other words, a civilized, pretty nondescript date, the kinds that go on millions of times every night.

What I missed the memo on, though, was she liked to power drink...and I mean POWER....so I was surprised when, halfway home, she pointed to a crowded late nite roadhouse type place, and said "Let's stop here!"...I thought "Fair enough, nothing wrong with that!"...so we did...I thought maybe for a final drink, then home. OMG....4 hours later, we were still drinking and dancing. And she could keep up with me, I mean, SHE was finishing up and reordering before me. Don't know where she put all that beer.

Drove with one eye closed, back to her apartment, which was 45 min away, got to her place and pretty much left a trail of clothing articles from her front doorway to the bedroom....and was rudely awakened several hours later by a loud "RAP RAP RAP" and some loud talking outside her apt door. ...She says....."It's my ex BF! You going to have to hide...he has a bad temper...and he's on duty.....DON'T let him know you're here!..I can handle it" I'm thinking, through a splitting hangover, "Great, just great." I gonna have to breathe dust bunnies under the bed while she talks this guy off the ledge.

I did not hide, because I knew she was not going to let him in, and I looked out the fisheye viewer and saw a fisheye view of an angry policeman's face. Yes he was a Policeman, on duty, and he was out there in full uniform, armed, Police car idling in the parking lot. Jeez. I'm thinking...."Well, if this thing gets out of hand, do we call the police.........ON the police?" Headslap.

Well, any rate, the anticlimatic ending was she must have know exactly what to say...."We can talk later," or something like that I recall...they talked through the door for about a half hour....she did eventually crack it, with a chain....while I hung out in the BR at her stringent request..... and being on duty, he got a call to go somewhere else. I slinked out of there an hour or so later.
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