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 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 26
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Nobody wanted to be your friend, huh? :/

No worries! I can help you! But first.....you got to BE a friend to HAVE a ftriend. :D
 crook_catcher
Joined: 1/27/2016
Msg: 27
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 9:38:34 AM

For clarification, I have never been rejected. I realize that's the narrative this thread is probably going to take, but it is false. I'm not some loser man who got rejected and is resentful of the world, for I have never had the opportunity to be rejected in the first place.


Not sure why....but I'll believe that.
 Walts
Joined: 5/7/2005
Msg: 28
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 10:19:18 AM

Not once have I ever shared the same unintelligible philosophies as those others, even as a small child.


I highly doubt, at your age, you have met, let alone had an in depth conversation, with more than a couple of hundred people. But, hey, if you think you "know" carry on informing us all of your "knowledge". Got your book out yet?

I'm heading to Florida to start sippin margs all the while smirking and enjoying the show.
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
Msg: 29
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 10:30:16 AM
"I'm heading to Florida to start sippin margs"


WHAT!?!

How much whiskey have you had today, Walts??? :D
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 30
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 10:31:40 AM
"Patently false. My beautiful, gorgeous hair keeps its shape wet or dry."
Quite possibly the best retort ever!
Please still around VV
 2ufo
Joined: 2/28/2015
Msg: 31
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 11:34:47 AM

What I'm looking for:
1) Bottom-line oriented
2) Cares about utility
3) Cruel, manipulative or highly ambitious
4) Scholarly or impressive in theoretical sciences of any kind


Then all you need to do is post yourself with photos of expensive toys... go to the car lot and photo yourself in the luxury car of choice. Rent a rolex and a tux, take photos. A shot of you with a fish on a boat. You know, that sort of thing.
Post 'no gold-diggers' on your profile then wait for the women who are cruel, manipulative, ambitious, bottom-line oriented to email you. Take your choice of the most scholarly.

As Lady in Red says, "Easy peasy."
 2beetoo
Joined: 4/20/2016
Msg: 32
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 12:02:21 PM
The hair is not bad for use on Halloween or for use at a costume party. The beard though? You could have done a better job then using black shoe polish. Just my opinion of course.
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 33
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Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 2:25:42 PM

Perhaps if there were ever a woman I'd taken interest in, you'd have a point. However, you do not.

If no such woman exists, then you're not making much of a case for you being intelligent by having an account on a dating site looking for the non-existent.

1) Atheist(non-negotiable)
2) Can look at pure, scathingly "immoral"(deemed) actions from an unbiased neutral perspective without hatred.
3) Does not value friendship.
4) Does not care for others.
5) An unrivaled talent in scientific theoretics or other concepts.
6) Possibly, an insatiable appetite for power and greed.

Your attempt to make non-theists look bad by this faux profile/persona is laughable. Only a fool would buy into it as being real. :)
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 34
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 3:34:14 PM
Hair looks greasy like it's been unwashed for quite some time.
Being a "genius" "investor", must be why the background looks so palatial..
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 35
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 4/30/2016 3:46:28 PM
tricksterlad@hotmail.com.
Any more questions for the OP? He can be reached at the above address.
LOL Easy peazey!
 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
Msg: 36
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/1/2016 6:28:54 PM
After my first reply I thought he was very disturbed and needed to be in the root cellar or dungeon, but we can also elevate him to the ivory tower to write obscure academic posts to be discovered many years later.

Remember "The Shining" with Jack Nicholson? He spent the entire winter in the lodge typing over and over and over again: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
 carolann0308
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 37
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Posted: 5/2/2016 7:51:24 AM
Rasputin back from the dead!

"I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I wear your granddad's clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat)
From that thrift shop down the road (let's go)

Is that your Grandmas' coat
 Inner_Gorilla
Joined: 12/3/2015
Msg: 38
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/2/2016 8:03:13 AM
Dude, when you are THAT arrogant without anything to show, what you get now is what you will continue to get.

You will also become a legend in your own mind.
 xlr8ingme
Joined: 4/29/2016
Msg: 39
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/3/2016 1:23:17 PM
"Oh Mylanta"...

That's all that I can come up with.
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 40
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/3/2016 5:31:16 PM
Note to my POF friends:
I'm 99.9% sure this OP is messing with us.
Please don't feed the troll.
Carry on. :D
 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
Msg: 41
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/3/2016 8:41:29 PM
Thanks bamagirl :) But the responses were interesting!
 cotter
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 5/4/2016 11:29:16 AM
Message 1 ...
What I'm looking for:
1) Bottom-line oriented
2) Cares about utility
3) Cruel, manipulative or highly ambitious
4) Scholarly or impressive in theoretical sciences of any kind

Looks are of very little concern .........
If you put that in your profile, maybe someone doing a search for the same thing, would find you?

The search engine on here does pick up on words in the profile. At least put it in your "interest" section ... and I think the search will pick up on it.

Just sayin' ...

Message 34 ...
Hair looks greasy like it's been unwashed for quite some time.
Being a "genius" "investor", must be why the background looks so palatial..
OMFG ... this coming from someone who has something "crusty" caked below his bottom lip?
 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
Msg: 43
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/4/2016 4:44:56 PM
Lets check him out on FINRA. Investment professionals have to register with FINRA to sell securities. They also need to be licensed and credentialed just like a Dr has to have graduated from a real MD program.
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 44
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/4/2016 5:39:53 PM
cotter sorry you've been distracted from your continuous Jew-baiting..need someone new to direct all that hate at?
 cotter
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 5/4/2016 7:14:17 PM
Message 34 ...
Hair looks greasy like it's been unwashed for quite some time.


My Message 43 ...
OMFG ... this coming from someone who has something "crusty" caked below his bottom lip?


And I did that knowing full well that you can't resist trying to bait me into posting but this was something I just had to point out. You are pointing out others' (in your perception) fallacies and posted a picture with "crusty" caked on "whatever" below your bottom lip.

And sure enough ... then you posted ... Message 44 ...
cotter ..need someone new to direct all that hate at?
You are mistaken about me and hate. I don't harbor hate... it's too time consuming. However, I can tell you are all consumed with me ... you hate me. You are a sorry poor little man. Go find something to love and focus on that.

I was merely pointing out that you are in here making fun of someone's hair and you have something "crusty" caked below your bottom lip.

Now according to some, you give other men head, so one does have to wonder if that might be dried up crusty "man-part leftover yuck" that you forgot to wash off before you snapped that "snazzy" photo?

OMG ... he's advertising for more guys ... showing them his "crusty" caked up yuck on his mouth?
 caballerosiempre
Joined: 12/5/2015
Msg: 46
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/5/2016 6:48:31 AM
Sieg Heil ! Heil cotter!
Ah little Jew hater, that childish 6th grade level tripe is really your best shot? LMAO

Die Fahne hoch!!

..you know the rest of the Horst Wessel by heart, I'm sure..sing it to yourself daily
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 47
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/5/2016 8:07:21 AM
so, our greasy-locked friend is looking for:

What I'm looking for:
1) Bottom-line oriented
2) Cares about utility
3) Cruel, manipulative or highly ambitious
4) Scholarly or impressive in theoretical sciences of any kind

Looks are of very little concern; outside using their attractiveness as a point of leverage against family members, but I digress. My question, ultimately, is if anyone here has a potential lead to offer me in my questionably futile quest.

I think in this thread, he has found what he is looking for. he can even choose the gender. another problem solved by the forum masters.
 cotter
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 5/5/2016 9:10:35 AM
^^^^
I think in this thread, he has found what he is looking for. he can even choose the "gender".


Oh yeah ... you got that right ... it appears there's a little bit of everything being advertised for in this thread ... crusty lip and all! (Oh gawd ... I wonder how long it'll be before he gets that caked up stuff off his mouth?)



Of course, what would you expect? It is (after all) the "relationship" forum ... right?
 MysteryLadytoo
Joined: 4/15/2016
Msg: 49
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/5/2016 10:13:22 AM
^^^ Please be nice. Cyber bullying is not pleasant.
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 50
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/6/2016 9:12:19 PM
MysteryLadytoo- Cyber bullying, really?!
This op baited everyone and despite my warning, some are taking it.
Still, gto and cotter are good people, they just took the bait, it happens.
Folks, PLEASE, he's 'ucking with us!
Let this thread die and deny him the attention he was ALWAYS seeking.
This OP baited us, but it's up to us if we CONTINUE to take the bait.
Enough said, I hope.
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