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 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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This op baited everyone and despite my warning, some are taking it.

Yes. Although I give him credit because it's outside the regular anti-atheist jargon (cool pic) -- it should be obvious due to him slipping up by giving multiple posts -- especially that list of wants/not-wants he gave.

Folks, PLEASE, he's 'ucking with us!

Well, can't we fock with him? ;) He is kinda pathetic. Not his character role, but him playing it. He could do SO much a better job... but then again, those with his fundie aim never are.
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/7/2016 1:44:29 AM
This guy can't be for real ya'll. He talks like an alter ego of Funches. Probably his sock puppet. But then, I've always thought that Funches was a sock puppet already.
 call_me_tater
Joined: 12/30/2014
Msg: 53
Obscure Compatibility Issue: Wholly Incompatible With All Options
Posted: 5/7/2016 7:04:12 AM

This op baited everyone and despite my warning, some are taking it.
Still, gto and cotter are good people, they just took the bait, it happens.
Folks, PLEASE, he's 'ucking with us!
Let this thread die and deny him the attention he was ALWAYS seeking.
This OP baited us, but it's up to us if we CONTINUE to take the bait.
I think everyone is intelligent enough to know what's going on.
More of a case of playing and having fun with it.
It's too bizarre not to comment :)
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 5/7/2016 12:53:15 PM
thank you for the compliment, Bama. But internet fools are like boobs, I just can't help myself, I want to play with them. and it saves digging up ancient posts, tho its nice to see old forum posters when that happens.
 VillasVonShroider
Joined: 4/8/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 6:49:03 AM
New plan; I offer free rent, food and living expenses to a female gifted at science; in return for bearing my offspring.

Surely if I were to market the deal to the Asian populace, I'd find what I'm looking for. Asian countries rank among the highest in technology and education, and there's plenty of impoverished women there desperate for a free place to stay.

Yes, I'm quite a genius. Greed is the best motivator.
 Whisky_River
Joined: 12/2/2015
Msg: 56
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Posted: 5/9/2016 8:08:12 AM
All I want to know is...Why do dogs eat their own poop
Are there any people out there...that have been a dog in their past life?
Come on people.....I'm serious here.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 10:52:12 AM
LOL I have no idea ^ ^ ^ ^ Whiskey River.
I am sure I was never a dog.
I'm guessing I was a Honey Badger.
 Unfinished_Chapter
Joined: 5/4/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 10:59:23 AM

New plan; I offer free rent, food and living expenses to a female gifted at science; in return for bearing my offspring.


Damn.....I can't imagine any female passing on that offer. :)
 kj521
Joined: 9/20/2015
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Posted: 5/9/2016 11:33:13 AM
"New plan; I offer free rent, food and living expenses to a female gifted at science; in return for bearing my offspring."


Depending on the specific terms of this^^^^^I could be a genius in "chemistry".

I'm just talented like that. ;) ;)
 Inner_Gorilla
Joined: 12/3/2015
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Posted: 5/9/2016 2:06:56 PM

All I want to know is...Why do dogs eat their own poop
Are there any people out there...that have been a dog in their past life?
Come on people.....I'm serious here.


You're hurting my feelings Whisky, I thought this subject was exclusive to the Virginity Thread, but I can see that you really do not care, and are expanding the poop questions to all thread.

Sob.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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Posted: 5/9/2016 3:38:52 PM
Don't know if I was a dog, but I sure hope I humped a lotta leg if I was. would make up for all the years not spent on anyone's legs now :) But i'll ask a different poll question, since that's so not allowed by the rules: what if we humans were like other animals and got no pleasure from sex? would the rate of unwanted pregnancies go down? sexual assaults? would we buy fewer sexy sports cars? Would virility have the same power over us to make us do dumb things when we're older ("no fool like an old fool" and all that)?
 Whisky_River
Joined: 12/2/2015
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Posted: 5/9/2016 5:08:20 PM
Sorry IG....But...but....this guy looks like he could be some sort of prophet or a genius....you know they all talk/act/write/look weird.
I thought he may have an acceptable answer for me.
Seems people are not very interested in talking about dogs and "poop"...

GTO....made me giggle with the hump the leg analogy...I wonder why dogs do that?


what if we humans were like other animals and got no pleasure from sex

Good question...Now that would be a great new thread....get started.
 bamagrl68
Joined: 11/14/2010
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Posted: 5/9/2016 5:09:17 PM
VillasVOnShrioder- Well, since it's become a game to encourage you, I'll play.
"New plan; I offer free rent, food and living expenses to a female gifted at science, in return for bearing my offspring."
When it comes to looks, let's hope they get it from their mother.
What will the compensation be? Bad wigs and black shoe polish?
Greed is the best motivator?!
I'm surprised you say that, you being you, I would expect you to say attention is the best motivator. :D
Carry on.
 mdbco32
Joined: 3/30/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 8:02:29 PM

what if we humans were like other animals and got no pleasure from sex


Good question...Now that would be a great new thread....get started.


I get more pleasure from driving in the mountains or shooting guns. Cars and guns never cheat on their owners.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 8:04:13 PM
I wish my Vette could cook and give me a blowjob after a log day at work.

Sure, I sould learn how to cook, but I'd have to be a Yogi to blow myself. Ain't happening...

Regarding dogs defecating, they do just so happen to poop along Earth's north-south magnetic lines.

http://www.livescience.com/42317-dogs-poop-along-north-south-magnetic-lines.html
 mdbco32
Joined: 3/30/2016
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Posted: 5/9/2016 8:05:13 PM

I wish my Vette could cook :(


Learn to cook for yourself and it won't matter.
 VillasVonShroider
Joined: 4/8/2016
Msg: 67
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Posted: 5/10/2016 5:40:18 AM
Issue; the advanced search engine does not give myself the option of a worldwide search.

Without it, vetting through the applicants is near-impossible. A compatible partner for myself is too statistically infrequent to be relegated only to a single state of the United States.

I also immediately request that "atheist" is added to the religious preference category. While irreligion is the appropriate term to define a lack of belief, it is often used to skirt the ever-important discrepancy; there are a multitude of supposedly nonreligious users believe in god.

All in all, extreme incompetence on the part of the site staff for not adding atheism into the search engine.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
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Posted: 5/10/2016 5:48:12 AM
Where is this " free rent" located? We talking a basement suite or something Posh?
Whiskey - some for the same reason they eat their own vomit. Tastes so nice you eat it twice.
Most dogs when pooping will look at their Owners - for protection.
 call_me_tater
Joined: 12/30/2014
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Posted: 5/10/2016 3:14:18 PM

Sure, I sould learn how to cook, but I'd have to be a Yogi to blow myself. Ain't happening...
Would you swallow so you felt more accepted and loved by yourself?
 ThroatLozenge
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Posted: 5/10/2016 11:27:20 PM
Perhaps after eating a grapefruit.
 gtomustang
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Posted: 5/11/2016 5:50:16 AM
But, for all you know, you might have good taste.
 ohenryx
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Posted: 5/11/2016 11:47:19 AM
I nearly got carried away, and answered that. Then remembered that we are not in the sex forums.

Oh, what the hell, no moderators any more, go for it.

Hasn’t your girlfriend ever done that for you, and then kissed you?


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 ndm147
Joined: 8/1/2013
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Posted: 5/11/2016 11:50:06 AM
The post reminds me of a guy I talked with online on another dating site. His profile was full of specifics he was looking for in a woman: graduate degree or above, knew how to beat the stock market as a trader, had a high IQ, background in neuroscience and the list went on and on. He also mentioned that the woman he was looking for should have many of the attributes of his ex.

I told him that he was not going to meet this fantasy woman on a free dating site; it is not the Mensa Society.

From time to time he checks my profile, so he is still around.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
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Posted: 5/12/2016 9:29:09 AM

.............knew how to beat the stock market ..........


LOL When I first glanced at this ^^^^^^ I thought it said, "beat the sock market".

Who says, one can not be easily amused in the Forums?
Sorry, what is the topic here now?
 backcreek7
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Posted: 5/12/2016 3:17:43 PM
^^^^ the topic seems to be that, this poor soul > the author of this mess ~ is totally incompatible with life itself ~ col ( chuckle out loud )
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