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 Hostess68
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Ah well Becky. Lots of women agreeing with me here and lots of men not. Proves the point that men think totally different than women and most live in the 18th century! Shame that cos I have a lot to give but not on here; no thanks.. That being bored thing is the only reason I am here.. Little bit of company albeit the wrong sort mostly. I have hope that one man will be different from most. And to the men, I know you are not all the same but it seems that way after a while on POF. Sorry but it does to us 'looking for serious gals'.
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 7/31/2016 12:41:55 AM
Aww Hostess I feel your pain lol I get more and better conversations with my dogs than the men on here. I keep saying I'm not going to bother any more and chuck in the towel and friends both male and female insist that would be a terrible waste. The thing is I used to have a really good impression of men but that has diminished hugely by lingering on here. I think I'll be just fine on my own for the rest of my days and at least I won't be sidetracked by numpties I'll be free to concentrate on me and what I want. I have no intention of settling for some overweight bloke thinking he's doing me a favour by talking to me at my age lol I'm financially and emotionally self sufficient and a happy little soul and I think it's time to count my blessings and accept my fate.
 skiptalker
Joined: 11/25/2007
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Posted: 7/31/2016 3:03:00 AM
anyone else up for renaming pof to the "battle of the genders" because i think this is what it appears to be evolving into.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 7/31/2016 3:25:36 AM
I think it's fair to say that both genders arrive here with some outlandish expectations and both need to realise when they're Not All That.
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 7/31/2016 4:20:59 AM
Really? The way I see it is, if you don't like what's on the menu you don't have to order and I'd rather go hungry tbh.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 7/31/2016 4:44:54 AM
I agree and operate on the same principle. I know what my sweet spot is when it comes to sending and receiving messages.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 7/31/2016 5:41:16 AM
I do like, I'm an orange tigger's new pic , his drive looks really impressive. You know it's a universal truth that a man, single or not, in possession of a fab road up to his Country Pile must be in want of a lady on pof.

Just trying to lift everyone :( ....on topic, if someone messages me with the time honoured words... You are sexy.... I would block them. To be sure I don't know how to but for a guy of my bore, I am near certain I would fashion a blocking of said lady with some dispatch.

One thing about Billy bonds is he doesn't do relationship cogitating. It takes two equal, autonomous adults with their heads screwed on to Settle that sort of thing. The eredite pondering, left only to me, would tend towards, breathtaking entitlement, utter selfishness and long bi-person symposiums on the coming economic tsunami that is being wrought on us by America's mendacious debtism that has with candour made us simple.

Yes! Pof ladies are entitled to a man with hair, as are its men to a lady with gold, flowing blonde hair cascading down her tanned flawless back. And also her lovely breasts. Not too big now but not invisible. Tanned, hanging, swaying, soft, pierced and real, with bullet erect nipples. This is a woman who understands that all the evils of the world will only ever really go away when she walks around the house after a hard day's work in a tight, crushingly tight...pencil skirt with budget busting high heels and with bare slender shoulders and utterly awesome naked breasts she declaims and denounces the global dollar credit fiat standard. Under the breathtaking Pencil skirt out come her legs , with painted toes, these bronze twin silos go on and on only ending in the knickerless nirvana of a bejewelled, tattooed and pierced, vagina. A vagina of such outlandish beauty that the Surrey hills merrily bows to its gulp inducing exquisiteness.
 skiptalker
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Posted: 7/31/2016 12:42:50 PM

I do like, I'm an orange tigger's new pic , his drive looks really impressive. You know it's a universal truth that a man, single or not, in possession of a fab road up to his Country Pile must be in want of a lady on pof.

Just trying to lift everyone :( ....on topic, if someone messages me with the time honoured words... You are sexy.... I would block them. To be sure I don't know how to but for a guy of my bore, I am near certain I would fashion a blocking of said lady with some dispatch.

One thing about Billy bonds is he doesn't do relationship cogitating. It takes two equal, autonomous adults with their heads screwed on to Settle that sort of thing. The eredite pondering, left only to me, would tend towards, breathtaking entitlement, utter selfishness and long bi-person symposiums on the coming economic tsunami that is being wrought on us by America's mendacious debtism that has with candour made us simple.

Yes! Pof ladies are entitled to a man with hair, as are its men to a lady with gold, flowing blonde hair cascading down her tanned flawless back. And also her lovely breasts. Not too big now but not invisible. Tanned, hanging, swaying, soft, pierced and real, with bullet erect nipples. This is a woman who understands that all the evils of the world will only ever really go away when she walks around the house after a hard day's work in a tight, crushingly tight...pencil skirt with budget busting high heels and with bare slender shoulders and utterly awesome naked breasts she declaims and denounces the global dollar credit fiat standard. Under the breathtaking Pencil skirt out come her legs , with painted toes, these bronze twin silos go on and on only ending in the knickerless nirvana of a bejewelled, tattooed and pierced, vagina. A vagina of such outlandish beauty that the Surrey hills merrily bows to its gulp inducing exquisiteness.


billy strikes again
 Hostess68
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Posted: 7/31/2016 2:06:03 PM
Billy Bull... Oh I cant say that. lol. Makes no sense. Indications of ego. Literal diarrhea. Just my humble and inconsequential opinion. I can use big words too
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
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Posted: 8/1/2016 4:29:01 AM
Crikey.
I thing Billy's suffering from a dangerous build-up of 'back-pressure'.
Either that, or an overdose of porn.
It's either too much, or too little.
Either way, there was rather TMI for my liking.
We don't really need to know a man's darkest fantasies, any more than we ever want to see his 'happy-face', or the involuntary closing of one eye-lid, pre-vinegar-stroke.

Tattooed and pierced?
Well, there's your 'target' ladies.
You know what you must do. That'll make your eyes water....

The more realistic of us mere mortal, and staunchly 'socialist' males, would (I assure you, were I looking,) be more than happy with a badly-packed kebab, hidden in a fur-trapper's hat.
Ah... I remember the 70s.....

But whatever....
I think someone needs to edit their profile, tout suite.
And have a cold shower....
Happy Monday.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 8/1/2016 6:15:55 AM
Someone hacked my account it is a bloody disgrace. How do I reply,....I block them!!! Ok I done that bit earlier. I abhor and detest socialists, they always get the beautiful if morally blind girl. While your Libertarian standing at the the bar needs time to explain that yes, somedays dollars will buy more****ails than your humble pound sterling . But on other's the future toilet roll that is the yen and euro will buy more lager and limes than you bumptious fed dollar.

What's clear is the finest money in the history of civilisation, atomic element number 79, is never going to be offered up to the workers of the world by the global socialist cartel because they are in league with the global moneychangers.!!!!

Workers!! Forumites, I beseech you. My dear friends, earthlings and christians lend me your frothy ears!!!! I am telling you there is an economic Pompeii coming. Socialism ran out of money long ago all we work for is our debt masters. We are slaves. Admittedly I haven't done a stroke today. Ineffective slave management..long may it reign.

I think I hear an oxfordian accent now,uttering love and peace It's annoying, I concede, especially since she told me that right wing guys in her experience always backed up the big talk. However, violins......she would not wait. No constancy,you see. Away with a kebab loving lentil eating, bath avoiding leftist.

There is only one true money that all fiat currencies have a central bank guarantee to lose all their value with. Be careful with personal debt especially at this juncture. Sure uk silver has that vat nonsense but it still has huge upside...and a smattering of silver is sensible at this awful time in history. Food, water, a gun, how are your threads? Mine are great, everyday I do a bit even though it goes against the old grain. I want to be resilient for me so I can help my family and loved ones, Serious face :|

On topic sigh ...I know there are some wholesome decent people on here especially on the forums but I also think there are a lot of tattooed hairdressers or women with male characteristics who are probably men. I am appalled.I tend to ignore any messages I get. I have a stalker at the moment. I mean that use to be a male preserve. She lives near me but doesn't know it. I think she has a good job too. She is a bit scary. Not that I am scared. I think it's not personal. And if it wasn't me it would be someone younger and more nervous. I can take this weight and battle the coming economic calamity with ease.
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 8/1/2016 10:19:18 AM
We haven't had a socialist government since about 1945 Billy, what's your problem. Mine is that misspelt (or misspelled if you prefer) words leap off the page at me. There should be an "o" in diarrhoea which makes it a even bigger word! And I am really not happy "they" are going to start charging me to watch iPlayer. Apart from those little trivial things, the other thing I am most worried about is the financial Armageddon coming our way. Luckily that nice Mrs May and her hubbie will sort it out.

p.s. the first to spot the spelling mistake in this post I will buy a beer for down my local tonight.
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
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Posted: 8/1/2016 12:54:43 PM
I don't think it much matters which, or how many letters you put into diarrhoea, Chap, it all comes out the same.
Though I think it was more the literary sort, than the literal.
Although that's 'splitting hairs'.
Which brings us back to Billy's pencil-skirted and tattooed 'vajazzle' fetish.

Still, at least it's some use for some of that gold, and it doesn't tarnish, unlike Billy's posting history, and consequently, his reputation.

It's a universally-acknowledged truth that socialists are the more generous lovers, when compared to their selfish capitalist counterparts.
We would never make such unnatural, unilateral, unacceptable demands.
There would be a fully-negotiated settlement, with a 'safe-word', and everything.

I dread to think what Egg-weener-Curry and John Major got up to. The very thought of it makes me want to 'cat-up', so I can't really dwell on it. Maybe that's where the '50 shades of grey' started.
And Cameraman's alleged antics involve both bestiality, and necrophilia.
(Some might say that was 'flogging a dead horse', but I can't let it go)

Socialists don't want grey, they want vivid crimsons, on scarlet women.
We'll keep it flying here.
We're not scared.
(Apart from of women, obviously)

Back OT:
I usually say:
"Is that your guide-dog"
HTH

Dinner's ready.
 Hostess68
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Posted: 8/1/2016 1:09:43 PM
Yeah thanks OJ Van. That was very construction and informative... Enforcing my decision to conclude all online men are weird lol x
 billybonds
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Posted: 8/1/2016 2:17:21 PM
I can't stand Eddie curry so we do have that in common jo, naturally I also want to distance my good self from the old bestiality as well as all aspects of necrophilia.

One must never confuse the members of the conservative and unionism party with capitalism. The fact that Jo has spent his life doing this shows a complete lack of original thinking on his part, he is not alone.

You buy products with products, not pieces of papers, you never separate money from the real economy. As a world we did this in 1971. With the explosive expansion in credit in the last fifty years a huge economic lie has been created by elites a lie that divides the world into two groups, those who know and those who don't. Those that don't know live in a bubble fashioned by our elite. In short they are conditioned by the elite never to think for themselves . They usually vote Labour / Conservative or stateside Republican /Democrat. All these old thinking patterns are now under pressure. In my opinion, Vlad's posting shows that he knows that these controlling mechanisms are bollocks, utter elite chicanery.

The answer is in the global bond markets and the biggest bubble in human history. No one is going to ever pay back these debts. Credit has become divorced from the real economy. Three hundred trillion dollars to 65 trillion if that. There is not the income in nature to pay these debts. There are two or three scenarios. Ranging from horrendous to the extinction of life on Earth. It's our fault , western civilisation allowed itself to be seduced by socialism.We weak mindedly choose the collective over the individual . We believed that government created wealth and not us. We allowed some who understood, the chance of making outside gains at the expense of the many. The reverse of socialism's aim. Now that you know, there is one more chance for you to avoid your enslavery and the mechanism is gold and the coming wealth transfer is the denouement of fifty years of fictions paper credit creation and a desperate last stampede into tangible assets. I've given you the heads up now, it's up to you to turn up. That's what life is , knowing when to turn up.
 skiptalker
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Posted: 8/2/2016 11:06:00 AM
billy and jovan live televised face to face debate on c4 coming soon at 2am thank god i would be zzzzzzzzzzzzz
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 8/5/2016 11:42:56 AM
No that's man Logic ffs I'd go and find somewhere with a more appealing menu.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 8/5/2016 1:50:53 PM
Create your own menu
Favourite ingredients, cooked just the way you like them
I find very little variation in menus mostly anywhere I go
To be fair, I'll eat any old shit when I'm out and hungry, as long as it's vegan friendly
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 8/6/2016 12:51:12 AM
Hmm except the comment wasn't actually made about food lol but even if it was I'd still rather go hungry than eat something I don't like the look of.
 billybonds
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Posted: 8/6/2016 4:48:32 AM
Eggs, can't stand them . I'm always the one that gets penalised or discriminated upon, on the old set menus. I am an eggnic minority. Sorry, I hadn't plan that. I don't like dates neither. Or Tommy tomatoes. Ahem, a bit of a Dan Quayle moment there. I do Love everything else, including, all the people in the world too. Which is why I worry for the off topic forum. They're asleep at the wheel , thinking that a bought and paid Politician is going to save them. No, if you want something done right then do it yourself. Protect yourself, get properly educated and don't rely on any government or professor. Build your own resilience now. Governments depend on us to work, fight and pay their bills. Without us they are men at desks in suits, no trousers with those little suspenders belts holding up their socks. What is that about. If women wear them we get all serious but men,? all chuckles, It's such a bad look. I think it's a length thing. But that's another post. I don't want to do a second paragraph because I'm seasiding it today. A new verb :)

We are heading for a gigantic economic iceberg. It's the unservicable debt. Global debt is too big for our global income. Paper promises or paper claims on actual wealth has left the natural world behind. Taxes, bail outs or bail -ins will not be enough to assuage the correction to fair value that's coming.
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 8/6/2016 6:40:01 AM
I don't see wtf it's got to do with you but hey, My profile says I'm taking a break and explains why, it states quite clearly I won't be arranging any dates and why. I'm still here because I can be and it's useful for chatting to male friends who are also here. I will never date them but we've become great friends. I've never said anyone is beneath me actually because that's not how I think but I'll make no apology for refusing to date people I don't find attractive, whether that be physically or personality wise. I've stated that several times as a fact but I haven't moaned about it as it's irrelevant anyway as I have no plans to date anyone anytime soon, makes no difference how attractive they are the answer is I'm unavailable and I explain why politely even though the info is there in my profile if they bothered to look. If I ever recover I'll date people of my choosing because I want to and not because that's all that's available. I think that's obvious myself but apparently some people think differently.
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 8/6/2016 9:24:42 AM
No I think you're the one who's misjudging quite honestly.
Firstly I never suggested you should read my profile. So get your facts straight.
Why would you want to but then again why would you want to scrutinise my posts either.
I stand by all those comments as they are factual.
Matches are not people who have contacted me either they are computer generated as being suitable.
If you don't like it then don't read it, like I give a fvck..
I don't dislike the opposite sex either, so I doubt you can prove otherwise.
WTF I'm still doing here has fvck all to do with you arsehole.
Err miss the bit about not being available for dates did we?
Not looking, not interested, not bovvered.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 8/6/2016 10:13:35 AM
^^^ I had a really bad foot injury a few years ago Pug, and to be honest it took so long to heal properly I thought it never would. Quite depressed me. No heels for 2yrs, in fact only this past year has seen me in moderate heels, from someone who used to wear mega-heels [dwarf, for height]
lack of mobility had a devastating effect on me for quite a while.....good luck with that, I'm sure time will be the factor :)
 TucsonPug
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Posted: 8/6/2016 10:58:43 AM
^^^^^^
Thanks x
I must admit I'm beginning to think it will never recover, the Morphine is wiping me out too. it helps with the pain but I sleep for England.
It doesn't help when the surgeon and the Physio look so bewildered and say give it time.
It'll get there eventually.
 duracell_bunny_one
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Posted: 8/6/2016 11:59:07 AM
Welcome back Foxy.....
Tucson - get mad as hell, it does wonders for the metabolism.....
Wonky - really?

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