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 halforhalfnot
Joined: 9/13/2016
Msg: 176
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Guys and Dolls is one of my favourite movies. I don't remember anything about that. Why, even Sky Masterson and Nathan Detroit got married at the end.
 deetristate
Joined: 12/4/2014
Msg: 177
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Posted: 9/21/2016 12:43:46 PM
Dolls, like homosexuality, make that chasm liveable to too many.

But I have faith that the youngest generation ( those still in elementary and middle school) is looking at adults, want no part of life like this or as pushed by media, extremist, anything goesists and see the benefits of traditional, old-fashioned western life and will live accordingly
 daynadaze
Joined: 2/11/2008
Msg: 178
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Posted: 9/21/2016 1:44:41 PM
I saw a TV show where a guy was in love with his car, he laid under it and kissed it, it was beyond weird. But how does that effect me? I'm not losing the chance at a date with a man I wouldn't be interested in anyway, the guy is happy being in love with his car, I'm happy not knowing him. No harm, no foul. How are you effected by those who have no interest in you, and you have no interest in them?
 L_LuuLuu
Joined: 8/2/2009
Msg: 179
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Posted: 9/21/2016 5:17:08 PM
Long before wireless electronics came about, I used to dream of the Electric Husband.

He would be great as a lover, taking out the trash or moving furniture. But when he pissed me off, I could just yank his plug.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 180
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Posted: 9/21/2016 5:39:34 PM
See, that's a great woman. You tick her off, she tugs your plug.

who needs a doll?

:)
 Doremi_Fasolatido
Joined: 2/14/2009
Msg: 181
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Posted: 9/21/2016 5:46:43 PM
# 192... And there lies the difference between a biological male and a synthetic one.

What I mean is, whereas the "Robot" may not care for having his plug yanked a flesh and blood guy may not mind it at all.I'd even take out the trash or at least try to make myself useful in some manner.
 halforhalfnot
Joined: 9/13/2016
Msg: 182
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Posted: 9/21/2016 6:04:29 PM
She says that she would pull his plug when she was pissed off.

Now angry sex can work....I just don't think an angry handy is something I would want to be on the receiving end of. My testicles are receding back just thinking about it.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 183
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Posted: 9/21/2016 6:05:55 PM
Do female bots have vocal chords?
 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 184
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Posted: 9/21/2016 7:43:23 PM
^ Yes, but you can program her to only moan softly and say dirty things.

What the hell is a "handy"? How 'bout an angry "mouthy"?
 halforhalfnot
Joined: 9/13/2016
Msg: 185
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Posted: 9/21/2016 8:07:41 PM
That should be your headline: Angry and Mouthy.

 Whatsamattababy
Joined: 5/3/2016
Msg: 186
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Posted: 9/21/2016 8:28:59 PM
^ What are those, the two forgotten Seven Dwarves? You wanna do some role play (wink wink)? You can be Dopey and Sleepy.
 justdeb111a
Joined: 9/4/2016
Msg: 187
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Posted: 9/21/2016 10:02:12 PM

I saw a TV show where a guy was in love with his car, he laid under it and kissed it, it was beyond weird.


You know how a lot of guys are with their cars.

I can see *certain males* with a robotic girlfriend: Tinkering in the bedroom and then teardown and rebuild in
the garage (or is the other way around?)

I bet there will be after market customizing catalogs.

Picture O'Reilly and Auto Zone expanding their customer market and inventory with "adults only" aisles for special lube and suspensions---"do you want 'er to ride like a Cadillac or do you prefer the firmer Fiat, feel-every-bump-and-grind?"

Can you picture men sitting in a bar and bragging about torque and acceleration? or some guy reminiscing about the
time he hit the beach dunes sideways and flipped over? Needed the jaws of life to get him out of that one, but
insurance paid up and he gave up on blondes---bought a more sensible brunette model. Haven't had that problem
since.

You won't hear a thing about peeling rubber--won't need the things with Robo-Hottie.

What about the sixteen year old kid so deliriously happy that he finally got his learner's permit?

...and no woman will ever complain again, "He spends more time in the garage with that machine than he does with me".
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 188
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Posted: 9/22/2016 5:02:47 AM
It's funny how some men like to turn every thread into a 'gender-war', maybe that' the only way they can 'rationalise' their own rejection. I suppose "insane feminist" is a new variant of "she must be a lesbian".

Surely, if there are 'femme-bots', there will also be male versions, for gay people, and/or women. ?? (The non-lesbian variety)
That's progress.
So far, ladies have only been interested in one part of the male anatomy.
-And they've even "improved" on the original design, by filling it with ball bearings, jiggling about, and having it rotate! I tried that once, and it's painful!!

Clearly, us males need "the whole woman", because we're so much more emotion-driven.

We need to have dinner with our sex-aids, simply fumbling about, under the bedclothes, with just a latex orifice, doesn't do it for us men, in the same way as a knobbly, latex candle seems to do for those ("shallow") women, and it still wouldn't, even if it was humming, and/or rotating...

NO.
We need to gaze into the eyes of our 'sex toys'.
To build a "proper relationship" with them, bring them flowers, and to spray them with expensive perfumes, and disinfectants.
-Not to just cynically turn them off, wipe them off, and then put them back in the bedside drawer.

I guess that's because we men are just better than women.
Discuss.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 189
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Posted: 9/22/2016 12:00:42 PM
Just Deb, that's an interesting point you make about cars....b/c we guys are typically bragging about them to make up for a shortness of...um...breath.

On a tangent, i'm amazed at the amount of couples I know where the bf comes over, gets laid, sleeps over, and then after he leaves I get a phone call to replace the lightbulb over the garage, see if the lawnmower can be replaced or fixed, et cetera. Or worse, these ladies have a blue collar son with tools like mine, who can't be bothered to help out mom do basic fixups around the house. Were I getting some sugar in my coffee someplace, i'd sure be using the downtime to "reload the cannon" and fix a squeaking hinge or drippy faucet or whatever.

i'm surprised that feature isn't also asked for in RobotStud.

As for bachelors cleaning up anything and putting it right back where it belongs...Ok, Felix Unger. I think some of us dudes would end up leaving her on the couch, covered in newspapers we're going to read "someday" and the half empty can of crisps in her lap. Maybe the opened electric bill envelop in her hand.
 deetristate
Joined: 12/4/2014
Msg: 190
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Posted: 9/22/2016 12:07:00 PM
"""""On a tangent, i'm amazed at the amount of couples I know where the bf comes over, gets laid, sleeps over, and then after he leaves I get a phone call to replace the lightbulb over the garage, see if the lawnmower can be replaced or fixed, et cetera. "

YES!!!!.

I have friends who do that and I often wonder why they are asking their friend's husband or co-worker to do those things when she supposedly has a "man" friend.

Sad state of affairs.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 191
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Posted: 9/22/2016 12:24:55 PM
"i'm amazed at the amount of couples I know where the bf comes over, gets laid, sleeps over, and then after he leaves I get a phone call to replace the lightbulb over the garage, see if the lawnmower can be replaced or fixed, et cetera. "



I have a woman come over once in a while who does the same thing but I certainly don't expect her to cook for me or do other chores in exchange .

Why would I ?
Because she has a vajayjay and that's her ...." role " ?

You do know what year it is , right ?
 deetristate
Joined: 12/4/2014
Msg: 192
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Posted: 9/22/2016 12:31:32 PM
To what are you responding?

Maybe I misread gto's post.

How did you interpret it?
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 193
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Posted: 9/22/2016 1:24:30 PM
Butterchuck...you got me. That's a good counterargument. Its a valid point. And it ticks me off :) Not every guy is a handyman who can fix stuff around the house. but if they were....why not leave the joint better than you found it? :)

maybe I'm just an elitist a-hole who needs to get laid :)
 chameleonf
Joined: 12/22/2008
Msg: 194
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Posted: 9/22/2016 1:41:47 PM
eegads...whatever happened to being able to change your own lightbulb and determine if your own lawnmower needs fixing or not? If someone chooses to do those things for you out of the kindness of his/her heart, that's one thing, but these role expectations in this day and age by both women and men stupefies me. If you can't do the basics to fix stuff belonging to you, then either learn how to yourself, don't be a tight a$$ and pay someone to do it for you (or is that what the sex is? - devalued by using it as a bartering tool), or live in a place where you have everything done for you.
 FullMoonGuy
Joined: 3/7/2014
Msg: 195
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Posted: 9/22/2016 1:57:27 PM

...whatever happened to being able to change your own lightbulb


How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?




O.

Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
 6146Catch
Joined: 7/1/2015
Msg: 196
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Posted: 9/22/2016 6:28:57 PM
Hehe I want a female robot that will scream at me and clout me over my head with her purse
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
Msg: 197
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Posted: 9/23/2016 2:57:44 AM
In 20 years there will be a POF thread titled "is getting a lovebot really cheating on your girlfriend?". And there will be profiles saying "looking for a third or a couple for group sex with me and my lovebot".
 deetristate
Joined: 12/4/2014
Msg: 198
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Posted: 9/23/2016 5:41:42 AM
That prediction is as sad, to me, as the "I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle" women.

But to each his reach.

Men are men and women are women. I like the "roles." Sue me. And I am enjoying the benefits of those roles, as are the men in my life.

Just renctly I had a flat. Waited until a man could change it. I later cooked him a really good dinner.

I guess that we all have our rathers. I like when people need or want. Makes great human interaction in other than the Thank you mam,sir variety.

The only bot that appeals, to me, is the vacuum variety.
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
Msg: 199
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Posted: 9/23/2016 6:51:07 AM
If she helps formatting my floppy, I'll help baste her turkey.

It's a win/win :)
 mega656575
Joined: 9/19/2016
Msg: 200
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Posted: 9/23/2016 7:08:37 AM
Give me a bot that cleans the house and cooks dinner, I'm jappy. Leave the sex part for a real woman
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