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 PlutoLover68
Joined: 7/28/2016
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I missed the pickle thread. But, she posted on the 29th on the "are older men jerks" thread. More of her typical tantrums because someone didn't tell her what she wanted to hear. And she posted another recent thread about what men expect you to wear on a first date. I think that was deleted too.

You people are too quick to vote to delete...there's nothing new to talk about! :)
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
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Holding Onto Your Virginity an Issue
Posted: 12/1/2016 4:54:21 PM
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ LOL Pickle jar, a woman may tap the edge of the lid on the counter, twist lid, lefty loosy.
No? Hand jar off to nearest man. Works every time.

?Tenacious?

Thanks for the chuckle, BCC
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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Holding Onto Your Virginity with one hand
Posted: 12/2/2016 7:54:09 AM
Maybe instead of nat-a-lee, her name should be tenacious D. I too missed the post about her pickle, but as a son of an engineer, I was taught to run tapwater hot, and put the lid part of the jar under it. Metal will expand while the glass won't, and voila.
 sun___flower
Joined: 5/8/2015
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 8:24:13 AM
BCC
The op isn't long gone actually.


She started a thread just the other day asking what to do if you open a jar of pickles and a guy tells her she opened it like a man


 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 155
The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 12:43:16 PM
Don't even need hot water, just tap the edge with a butterknife, breaks the air seal
I open my jars like a Boss :.
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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sounds kosher to me
Posted: 12/2/2016 1:45:21 PM
ah, but what if the forum lacks a butterknife? maybe they can tap a butterchuck and get the jar open that way.
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 2:33:37 PM

just tap the edge with a butterknife, breaks the air seal

in the absence of said butterknife, use any hard/stable object, counter/wall etc
Boss Women :)
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
Msg: 158
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:27:03 PM
You can always throw the jar at your significant other in a fit of rage. Either they are knocked out, or the jar "opens"; it sounds like a win-win to me.
 VikingHoosier
Joined: 5/8/2015
Msg: 159
The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:32:24 PM
If the lid doesn't budge, I use a flexible mouse pad to get a better grip without slipping.
 JS3344
Joined: 2/12/2013
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:40:17 PM
how the hell does a virginity thread turn into a full blown diatribe on pickle jar technique?
 basilisk123
Joined: 12/17/2011
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:44:13 PM
...because REASONS!
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:47:59 PM
Msg 160


You have to admit, a virgin probably doesn't know much about dealing with a guy's pickle
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:55:54 PM
Why y'all bother with taking off the lid anyway? Smack that jar onto the counter and break it. Now that shit's open. Boss style.
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 3:57:51 PM
The op asked me to pass on a msg to y'all :


I NEVER EVER EVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH A TOPIC ABOUT PICKLE JARS !!!!!!!!!



SO THERE !
 JS3344
Joined: 2/12/2013
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 4:08:02 PM
back on subject

I can not imagine blindly entering into marriage without having carnal knowledge of the man you marry. What if his penis is smaller than your thumb? What if he only wants sex once a year? What if he doesn't want sex at all ( asexual)?. What if he has no desire to make you climax and sex is all about him? What if he wants to beat you during sex and that is the only way he can orgasm? What if he wants men too and is bisexual?
What if he needs multiple partners and an open marriage? What if he has poor hygiene and you can't fvck him because he smells like a garbage truck? What if he has certain fetishes that you can not condone like pissing on your face to get off? What if he talks baby talk during sex? What if he doesn't talk at all and fvcks you like you are a blow up doll? What if he only wants anal?... then you get the shit end of the stick. What if he doesn't want to reciprocate oral? That would suck but he wouldn't. What if he only wanted to ejaculate on your face? What if he needed to wear a fuzzy cat costume to get aroused? You never know until you are intimate.
- how could she forget about facefvcking while wearing a clown mask?
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 166
Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 4:55:14 PM
Oh sure - I have exploded another myth ( only men can open jars) can ever use a cheap bottle opener to pry an edge, and Poof PICKLES
No one has ever asked if they can pee on me, I must be the 102 dalmatian. I'm torn re should you announce your kinks off the bat or wait til you a couple to announce them
Please, can we use the more refined term " facial" Guess who learned a new term.
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/2/2016 5:08:12 PM
Now all I can think of is.............. The Jolly Green giant, LOL
 Scorpia33
Joined: 11/9/2016
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 7:59:57 PM
And THIS is why I stick around to read the forums.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/2/2016 10:16:47 PM
I throw as hard as I can against the wall. Opens every time.
 Maleman999
Joined: 2/14/2010
Msg: 170
The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/3/2016 5:23:40 AM
Have people been eating fermented pickles? How did the thread go from virginity to pickles? It would make more sense if people were discussing virgin olive oil, and how it differs from non-virgin oil, while listening to the Madonna song Like a Virgin.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 171
The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/3/2016 5:25:13 AM
Ha - no you have pickle jars from the 80s that you couldn't open. If you save the brine great for doing pickled eggs.
Yesterday a bunch of us were yapping and one woman from Nepal, English was very good but when I said I was too chicken to drive up high roads she was puzzled. We explained and she was well chickens aren't scared, why don't you say rabbit?

I'm now using that.
 drinkthesunwithmyface
Joined: 3/27/2012
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The Pickle Jar Bluez
Posted: 12/3/2016 7:55:19 AM
Person from Nepal says "I'm too rabbit to drive up them thar roads." Hhmm, rolls off the tongue so nicely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw

Are Trump's hands big enough to open some pickles? I'm too rabbit to ask him.
 ohenryx
Joined: 3/12/2010
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Keep your pickle in your pants buddy !
Posted: 12/3/2016 11:30:17 AM

ouija2025
No one has ever asked if they can pee on me, I must be the 102 dalmatian. I'm torn re should you announce your kinks off the bat or wait til you a couple to announce them
Please, can we use the more refined term " facial" Guess who learned a new term.


Uh, folks, is anyone here going to tell her that she got the term wrong?
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
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having a dill of a time
Posted: 12/3/2016 12:19:37 PM
yeah, apparently one guy will. She probably meant farcical. You can explain it to her.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 175
having a dill of a time
Posted: 12/3/2016 12:53:37 PM
No, I meant facial
As for chicken, since there is no reason to say " I'm too chicken" they are mean
I think saying I'm too rabbit, or unicorn, or best Yeti works
So with a car loaded with groceries and stuff, and the pupper my car died in the lot.
I did the damsel in distress, guy drove me pupper and stock home, then stopped and got his cables, jumped my car. Car place replaced the battery.. kid missed his break to do it.
I was well, in a pickle LOL
Shouldn't it be I am a Pickle, or I'm in a pickle jar?
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