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 browneyesboo
Joined: 4/3/2017
Msg: 26
Not a prayerPage 2 of 4    (1, 2, 3, 4)

OP you are a genius! Your profile pic is of you, and a girl with her hand on your balls....why didn't I think of that?


hahahahaha!
I was going to ask what the male equivalent of this awesome idea was...this must be it?
 Nestaron
Joined: 3/22/2016
Msg: 27
Not a prayer
Posted: 4/13/2017 2:30:31 PM
I think to many people are focused on the Bikini when that is directed more for the causal dating and not looking for anything serious type it's an effect means to get immediate response. If the combined a generic message with the bikini sure it would definitely get a lot of response but it would only be to the same as before.

Women also need a good opening for long-term which generic does not get it done it's to over used. Just have her be polite said me a message saying introducing herself, show she read my profile not the generic part and not my pictures. That's what I do with her and maybe we can have a conversation more than our bodies.

As the OP is young he is at a different stage where a lot of the responses come from older generation. We cant say he is wrong because we did the samethin,g and expected the same when we were in our 20s. Beautiful women or just women in general with as little clothing as possible you guys cant lie about that. And these women here know exactly that's how to get a guy into them the only difference is OLD.

Any guy here says if a woman in short shorts and a sports bra walks up to them hands them their number back in their day and they wouldn't call them is lying. And women who say they didn't wear the tight jeans, short short to get guys to look at them really?

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 Wilkes_Barre_Candy
Joined: 9/7/2016
Msg: 28
AN AID TO THOSE WHO ARE MODEST...
Posted: 4/13/2017 3:30:20 PM
Ebay has listed for sale...

"Camel Toe Realistic Fake Vigina Underwear"

OR

"Cuchini Camel Toe Pad, Incliding Double Sided Fashion Tape "

Description:

The Cuni is a reusable, lightweight and comfortable pad that adheres to undergarments and clothing with clear, double-sided fashion tape to eliminate what is commonly known as Camel Toe. You know, Camel Toe, that unsightly frontal wedgie caused by form fitting clothing such as swimwear and yoga pants. Have no fear the Cuni is here! Don't be embarrassed ever again, use the comfortable and confidence boosting solution to this all too common problem, the Cuni. Don't forget extra double-sided Cuni Fashion Tape

OP I posted this ridiculous drivel because I felt it mirrors your opening post.

https://youtu.be/ZBIGwtyqBhA
 SilverWings2017
Joined: 12/14/2016
Msg: 29
Peanut Butter and Jealous
Posted: 4/13/2017 4:34:01 PM
You know what's really OLD?

Men repeatedly begging us for pictures

Hearing the same, tired old cliche... but 'men are visual creatures'

It's lazy. It's boring and it's repulsive.

His misogynist posts shows he desperately needs attention from women to feel good about himself, because, underneath that bruised ego of his, there is no substance. He can't do the work to find a proper date for himself because he's not very smart, or interesting. He expects women to be lining up at the door to meet his whim. You can tell by the way he laughs like a hyena at the end of each sentence and the way he uses slang words of a middle school student that he's very immature.
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 30
Peanut Butter and Jealous
Posted: 4/13/2017 4:58:08 PM
^^^ amen
He never answered if he lined up a date with " the one"
He has old pix up, fast to mock yet wearing a snapback, even Bieber knocked that off
But giggling like a schoolgirl, and naming another profile in a rant...
guess she didn't sent him the money making shot. Yet he felt the need to complain about her
altho he called her a HE.
But I guess I am jelly LOL
btw OP, no one can " up vote" here
Best of luck
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 31
Peanut Butter and Jealous
Posted: 4/13/2017 5:27:51 PM
==He never answered if he lined up a date with " the one"=

Sorry Madam, I'll be asking the questions around here.

=He has old pix up=

Should someone who's pics appear to be the waste end byproduct of an ethereal mix of inhuman amounts of botox blended
with a 2 full days of photoshopping, really be critiquing OTHER people's pix!' hahah

As for the rest of HIS (haha) and the others deeply disturbed, line by line, scanning electron microscopic level deconstruction of my every word and thought, all I can say his...........Hmmmm...JELLY much.

Wait! Don't answer that.

hahahahahah
 Ouija2025
Joined: 6/11/2014
Msg: 32
Peanut Butter and Jealous
Posted: 4/13/2017 6:17:16 PM
You can't ask the Qs
that's for your Mother to do :)
Thanks for playing
luck getting the nose fixed :)
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 33
Peanut Butter and Jealous
Posted: 4/13/2017 7:06:26 PM
Fellas!

And, I address the men in here because, let's face it, this post is primarily directed towards men. It is designed for us to chop some game about how women SHOULD be properly approaching us and what is and is not acceptable behavior. I told you early on how CRAY CRAY some of the women in here were. I'm sure that was no surprise. What's shocking is that, it's not just CHICKS my age, but  bona fide ancient RELICS like OuijaBored, SilverHairForkedTongue, and even WilkesBarreExitToNowhere  whose engines are still purring along at  666 PSYCHOS per hour! haha

In fact,  it's utterly bizarre that ANYONE over 40 even pays any mind to this post. Unless you still have some strong game at that age (and there's a few guys that do- not many) this should be of no concern to you.

But instead we have old timers - wacked out women and jelly gentlemen who just cannot let it go! haha

For educational purposes only, let's review....

SilverHair/Forked Tongue says 

His misogynist posts shows he desperately needs attention from women to feel good about himself, because, underneath that bruised ego of his, there is no substance. He can't do the work to find a proper date for himself because he's not very smart, or interesting. He expects women to be lining up at the door to meet his whim. You can tell by the way he laughs like a hyena at the end of each sentence and the way he uses slang words of a middle school student that he's very immature.

 Wow! Now that's impressive. Very few people can PACK that MUCH cray cray into one LITTLE paragraph! haha
 And this from a woman with TWENTY year old pics  prattling on and on bout how no one wants to be with her. Memo to Granny - Fuggetabout it. Start hanging out at the AARP golf  events and see if some octogenarian  will let you fiddle with his  putter! haha

 WilkesBarreExitToNowhere   spends ALL day trolling ebay (who even GOES there anymore! bahah) and youtube to make some kind of existential point that has even the person administering her daily ELECTRO-SHOCK treatments scratching his head! haha

Wow! Twice as Old and Half as smart is no way to go through life, miss! haha

There's more gold here, but don't want to make the effort to go back and review all the No-Nookie Getting Geezers comments. You know, the online lotharios who think  the purpose of this site is to 'Find Someone and Get Off ASAP!"

bahahah Sorry, just the opposite, grandpa.

Like they say on Seeking Alpha - Cut your losses....and let your profits run!

I'm riding this gravy train for all it can produce. In fact, just got invited a few minutes ago to meet a chick at a club.
In this instance, I actually wrote her first.

But, get this fellas! I wrote in response to a photo of her sticking her tongue out (as I mentioned, for some reason, a lot of girls have been posting those lately.)

My EXACT message: I'll Give You Something to Do with That Tongue.

Her response: LOL

Me: Just saying. I like that pic! haha

Her: Ty

Her: (2 hrs later) Yo you wanna go 2 the club

(I know. What a segue, right! haha) But hey, no complaints outta me. Who KNOWS how chicks minds work.
But, I'll tell you what, you ALL know what's gonna happen.

I mean, c'mon fellas! If you can't convert an open LAYup like that, you need to get...benched! haha

Man, is this App great or what!    Whoooo! Hoooo!
 gtomustang
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 34
this peanut butter has "Skipme" all over it
Posted: 4/13/2017 7:08:12 PM
Someone displaying their body like its an item for sale on eBay (golly, I remember one forum member with a ton of bikini cheesecake photos, come to think about it) is at least hoping for a partner who has as much effort put into their looks. Or is searching for a physical connection first, and letting the flurry of furry photos get the point across. If that's what they want, hopefully they seek it securely. Everyone else, is looking for something else. When I was in my 20's, women with cheesecake photos were either using it to tease and get what they wanted with only a suggestion of tit for the tat, or they were only looking to share with studs.

sex is an easy pry-bar to use as a tool. It can be a double-edged sword. some people want to use their brains as bait, not their body. So that's what they advertise. We all "Speak" our language in order to find what we seek.
 Nestaron
Joined: 3/22/2016
Msg: 35
this peanut butter has Skipme all over it
Posted: 4/13/2017 10:38:25 PM
The only time I have ever asked a women for her picture was umm almost every message I sent atleast, I had a reason they dont have one in profile come to think of it their profile was almost completely blank except the just ask so I ask. Picture, interests, do you wear or use fragrances, do you own a cat never date a women who dont own a cat or refuse to get one.

Have I ever made a reference to anything that states I want to see woman cleavage ever, dont think so just because I get those pictures as a matter of fact 1/18 who view me, message me , or sent me dont have the cleavage shot maybe there might be something to cleavage getting more responses. Not my response but someones cause there is a heck of a lot of women do the sports bra, bikini, normal bra, or some other cleavage flaunting outfits.
 Wilkes_Barre_Candy
Joined: 9/7/2016
Msg: 36
this peanut butter has Skipme all over it
Posted: 4/14/2017 5:12:39 AM
OP if you're sooooo hot, why are you on here bragging?

I think you're a poser/faker/wanna be fantasist.

Those aren't your ballz getting grabbed in that pic, it's some other dude.

You're prolly some fat, pimply 17 year old virgin who lifted pix from a FB page.

LMFAO

Now go back to your free porn and leave the grown ups alone, and if you are lucky, you'll get a date for the prom.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 37
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Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 9:27:41 AM

Now go back to your free porn


Gladly...god bless free porn!

OP...None of the 3 options work for me.
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 38
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 1:42:02 PM
CD!!

If you're trying to get your swirl on here, you should be getting ALL three options plus some EVEN BETTER ones you can share with the class! haha

I get so much love from the SISTAHS, it would make your head spin. I would say 80% of the girls who add me as fave are in that category.

Constant stream of unsolicited letters first time inboxing from them to.

I know there's some MYTH out there that they only go for black guys. That's what I thought too until I joined this site.

If the black guys they tell that to ONLY knew what's going on behind their backs! hahahaha

I'm sure some know. And, of course, I'm sure there are SOME who do only date intra-race.

That's actually me right now. It varies of course. Currently going mainly for blondes and redheads and sometimes brunettes! haha

My last two faves have been blondes and they responded well to my new Fave Technique (see other thread)

You should try it. I think you'll like the results.

But, I'm sure you are cleaning up! Very, very easy.
 ebolakitty
Joined: 3/19/2016
Msg: 39
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 4:41:11 PM
OP, I swear! These constipated bags have decided to dedicate the rest of their miserable lives to preventing other women from responding positively to an enterprising young man. I wonder what they think should be done to a young woman who favorites a non castrated man? What is in it for them?

The geezers? Cucks one and all. Hell, the bald guy is rooting around the ghettoes and slums because all that he thinks that he can get is an illiterate, great grandmother, welfare case.

Carry on man! Best threads that have come up in a long, long time.
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 5:26:05 PM

Your profile pic is of you, and a girl with her hand on your balls....

That ain't no lady, that's his sister ...
 jco415
Joined: 1/4/2017
Msg: 41
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 6:01:34 PM
If all I get is "hey there", I ignore and delete...
 Dragracer428
Joined: 1/1/2012
Msg: 42
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 7:14:14 PM
The best thing about this thread is I read "Fishy seeks master baiter"'s profile and it is hilarious.
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 43
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 7:29:20 PM
EBOLA!!

You get it.

And, what's ironic is that, despite you making it plain, it didn't stop exactly WHO you said from doing exactly WHAT you said they would do! hahahah

Definitely will be carrying on. Should have more good stuff shortly!

PS He's right you know - CUCKS and CLUCKS (old hens)

hahahah
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 44
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 7:50:41 PM
=If all I get is "hey there", I ignore and delete..=

Yeah, those are harder to navigate then people might think. And, that's the MAJORITY of what (at least) I get.

The best way, from my experience, is to just return the favor and say

=Hey There.....Yourself, little Miss.=

(Remember, dealing with girls in the 20-25 yo range)

Basically puts the ball back in their corner. Hate to delete someone I might be interested in over 'Hey There!'

Esp since they are sending you a First Time Contact inbox which is somewhat rare (overall) for guys to even get.
 U21984
Joined: 2/17/2017
Msg: 45
Finally a Thread with VALUE - How to Write an UnSolicited First Time Letter to a Guy!
Posted: 4/14/2017 9:15:20 PM
In order to bring the HIGHEST VALUE to these forums, we're putting together a Consensus List of

Who to Ignore and/or Report to the Authorities (haha)

Here is the Current List of..................CUCKS and CLUCKS!!

GTOMUSTANG = CUCK lol
LetitiaLeGrande = CLUCK (possible child predator - notice how often she mentions UNDERAGED boys)
flman2015 = CUCK haha
quicktyper = CLUCK
SilverWings2017 = CLUCK
Wilkes_Barre_Candy= CLUCK (possible child predator - notice how often she mentions UNDERAGED boys)
Ouija2025 = CLUCK
razors_edge55 = CUCK (also KOOK! haha)
Mz_Informed = CLUCK
JS3344 = CUCK
browneyesboo = CLUCK

More to be added...

Keep in mind - We are SURROUNDED by them! hahahah
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 46
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Not a prayer
Posted: 4/14/2017 11:13:12 PM
"The 1990's are calling Ouiji. That's the last time anyone said capitalizing a word or two for EMPHASIS actually hurt their EARS. haha"

Me. It's a sign of poor breeding.
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 47
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Not a prayer
Posted: 4/14/2017 11:22:20 PM
"That ain't no lady, that's his sister..." and his aunt. It's rural, but complicated.
 forumslady
Joined: 12/7/2016
Msg: 48
Not a prayer
Posted: 4/15/2017 12:09:17 AM
Seki1949- Oh, is THAT so?
Cause', see here I thought we were praying, since someone changed the title to "not a prayer", that was cute.
Does prayer work on the castrated and hopeless?
If it did, I would pray for the OP and I never pray, unless of course I get grape juice and crackers.
The darn baptists, those stingy suckers, they never spring for wine.
That reminds me of a joke I heard once about Baptists and watermelon seeds, but let's not get sidetracked.
I think we are REALLY talking about bull spit.
I would say the "sh" word, but I'm not allowed, so the best I can do is spit.
Speaking of, if I spat on you, I would seriously consider asking for a refund.
Time and body fluids and all that wasted, you know all about that, right?!
And OP, you can take your bs and make fertilizer, then, at least, it MIGHT be useful.
If it were, I would think the price would be worth the while, but this thread, and you, are NOT!
Good day and thank you for your time. :) :D :D
 Seki1949
Joined: 9/4/2013
Msg: 49
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Not a prayer
Posted: 4/15/2017 12:49:48 AM
"Speaking of, if I spat on you, I would seriously consider asking for a refund."

It's unclear what you are offering but I might be interested. Clarity is requested. Distance, of course, is a Hugh Obstacle.

Bestes, Seki
 razors_edge55
Joined: 11/25/2013
Msg: 50
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Not a prayer
Posted: 4/15/2017 3:21:43 AM
one night you will be laying there ,next to your "latest" fling feeling empty ,,as always,
wondering "is this it, is this all there is nothing more?"
Now if you don't wonder ,you just keep up your endless tail hunt,
you may just miss out on that "real thing",,that will make you a better man,
that will give you a feeling like no other ,,
but maybe that's what you fear ,,to love someone ,,to put your heart into someones hand to cherish ,,or crush,,,hey we have all been there
hopefully you will grow up,and not end up alone ,an old man with a stack of fading bikini photo's
never knowing that feeling of extasy to love and be loved complitly

just this old cucks two cents ,,,it's your life I wish you well
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