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 imanorangetiger
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Personally, I think thongs are overrated. Ladies wearing lingerie to suit their bodyshape is far more alluring. I'd rather see a pair of french knickers and a camisole than a thong that's as tight as string round a meat joint. Same goes for bras. Only a small number of women seem to have theirs fitted for them, which leaves them with cups that too small or too big and with straps that leave permanent marks on their shoulders. Whatever the case, unless you're lounging about tantalisingly on the sofa, working your guy up, or into stripteases, if you leave it till you reach the bedroom, it's all going to come off in an instant anyway.

I can forgive almost any lingerie faux pas, and overgrowth; what is more likely to put me off is a less than flower fragrant floo.

That's not to say us men are any better, of course.
 Hostess68
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Posted: 4/18/2017 3:10:51 PM
I have big pants and a growler and I am proud!
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/18/2017 3:33:34 PM
I don't know about you, Kirk, but I actually find it sexier glimpsing lingerie when it's still being used as underwear. Once it's all out in the open, it loses some of its appeal. Maybe it's thought of someone seeing themselves as worth it, as Jelly says, rather than wearing it for someone else's benefit.
 Hostess68
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Posted: 4/18/2017 3:46:49 PM
When I was with my 'significant ex' I bought all sort of gear to spice it up to no avail. When we split he came round my house while I was up a ladder hanging a blind in the kitchen wearing shorty pjs with ladybirds on them and he said 'phoooooahhhh'! I told him he's had his fecking chance! Go figure men out. Not in my life time...
 skiptalker
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Posted: 4/18/2017 8:06:19 PM
excuse my ignorance but growler?
 Spectrallight
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Posted: 4/18/2017 11:28:57 PM
If it is peering out the side of your granny attire then maybe a little trim is in order. Pubic hair holds pheromones so I'd say that's a win. The musk from a hygienic woman with pubic hair is a fantastic sexual stimulant but many miss out. It helps to protect you more from STD's so that's a bonus.
 Ja7188
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Posted: 4/19/2017 4:35:53 AM
For me, what girlfriend is wearing is far from being the most important aspect (although I'd obviously never ignore it as to do so is clearly to ignore the effort she's made) but give me an intelligent lady who prefers PJs over someone who goes to town on their lingerie range but can't hold a conversation any day of the week...

This comment is not meant as an insult to or critical of anyone for whom underwear is important - it's just my own personal view.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 4/19/2017 4:41:58 AM
I spent all my teenage years in my brothers hand-me-downs. We were very poor. Over-sized tops and trousers turned in on the legs by my ma, bless her.

I can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. Grafting, sweating and rolling in the mud.
But I absolutely like to look after myself. I work hard so if I want to buy expensive underwear, I will. It's for me.
I don't mind arsing around. I don't see it as too much effort.
Make-up. Nails polished. Pretty dresses.
When I had a serious tendon injury and couldn't wear my heels for months I was gutted. Didn't really go out socialising while like that. Just didn't feel dressed up without heels.
I try to look after myself best I can, treat my feet, I'm on em all day. Oil my hair else it gets dry. It's up to me to look after me. I certainly don't do it for anyone else's benefit.
Or for sexual acceptance. Although my feet are in mighty fine shape so if anyone has a wee fetish..??? :)
 10ky
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Posted: 4/19/2017 5:51:00 AM
Well, stiletto heels are hot, so, aye.. if you want to show anywhere with me, you better put them on. No platforms though. That shite's revolting.

As for hair *anywhere*, then aye, if you want me to make you feel woman again, then you shave off everywhere except your scalp. Well, if you wanna shave you head too, it's fine.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 4/19/2017 5:54:56 AM
10ky you crack me up :)
Kirky...... Jelly and myself have swapped pics of our 'worth it' outfits. You know what you have to do :)

vvv...:)
 10ky
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Posted: 4/19/2017 6:07:31 AM
edit: make it more polite.

Wonder what orange would look like all dressed up. Winston Churchill in drag is prolly a good guess.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/19/2017 6:50:49 AM

if you want me to make you feel woman again, then you shave off everywhere except your scalp. Well, if you wanna shave you head too, it's fine.


Because if there's anyone Shrimpy McWinkle likes feeling up, it's definitely himself; so, someone standing naked in from of him with a bald head, and a soft little body with B cups and no tinkler would be like looking in a mirror. :)))))))))
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/19/2017 7:05:51 AM

Wonder what orange would look like all dressed up. Winston Churchill in drag is prolly a good guess.


When did Churchill have a beard, dumbass? :)))) If you'd have said Barbara from The League of Gentlemen, it would have made sense, since I'd look like a man in a dress. Who would you look like? Tootsie, probably...
 10ky
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:29:55 AM
^


when I have hairy armpits.

Nope. You never have that do you? :/
 Hostess68
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:00:25 PM
Last time I shaved my legs I had to call dynorod to clear the bath. The guy asked what a growler is... Its when the hair spills out the side of ya big pants and looks like some evil demon is comin at cha. I had a boss who used to scoot herself to me in a skirt on an office chair legs akimbo. Scary stuff.
 ibakecakes
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Posted: 4/19/2017 2:04:30 PM
*Cakes wanders in to see what all this strange thread is about*

Ok, so my twopennoth worth is this. Women or men for that matter who solely dress in nippleless, crotchless outfits because it is demanded of them are a bit barking. Same with sorting out your hairy mary.
My own feelings are that I actually like dressing sexily under normal clothes as someone else said. I agree with the boys when they said that its very sexy to get a hint of something nice underneath rather than a pvc clad kipper who has shaved off so much hair that her mary looks like a chicken.
Im in the whole stockings and suspenders are sexy camp too...................hold ups, WTAF are they about? They get a mind of their own and start rolling down your leg leaving a weird sausage effect and horrible lines on the thighs.
But again, I like sexy pants on a bloke. I may have experienced a man in silk pants recently and the feel of it was spectacular..................
Each to their own I say. If I want to dress sexy then it will be for me and for some lucky bloke to experience possibly by chance.
 Hostess68
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Posted: 4/19/2017 2:17:21 PM
When a man shaves his pubes off it just looks like a plucked chicken
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/19/2017 3:42:04 PM
To me, holdups are as sexy as hell. ;)

I've never gone full baldy around my nethers; trimmed to match my legs is as far as I go. I took the guard off my trimmer once to tidy up around the flagpole and nicked myself. I bled like a stuck pig and it stung like blazes. The thought of taking a bare blade to my walnuts doesn't appeal...

I dated a woman who liked to go full shaved. it was all fine when we were more or less horizontal but she came out into the hallway from having a shower once and, being 5'1 and a trim size 8, she looked a bit too pubescent for comfort. Give me a baby fluff runway every time.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 4/20/2017 2:53:16 AM
with all the info on your genital areas, I feel I know some of you so much better :)
 flossiescratchwood
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:44:31 AM
defo in the can't be arsed camp. Probly in the more than can't be arsed camp , verging on neglect camp. I totally can't understand the 'cos I'm worth it' idea. I'll eat tasty food, buy myself books, music, plants and art materials, occasionally buy myself something nice to wear, spend money on going places and doing things cos why not? or if you like cos I'm worth it. But pampering and preening and sloshing around in oceans of potions is completely meaningless to me.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 4/20/2017 11:40:23 AM
I've always admired women who keep themselves well groomed/ well presented and there is always an aura about them. Maybe it is because they're clean and shiny and haven't a hair out of place that they exude that aura, which I hadn't thought might be confidence, I imagined, their stiffness and serenity was more to do with fear of disturbing their look in anyway.

I'm very unkempt, still clean though...my hygiene's good. Oh I forgot we were talking about our privates then.
 tartanjohnny
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:53:11 AM
well if you aren't a high heels woman then thats no use to me.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 4/21/2017 1:32:35 PM
Yes , one must play the game.
 tartanjohnny
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Posted: 4/25/2017 4:14:11 AM
Now where did I say anything about walking in high heels lol - perfect for footsie or wearing for bedroom purposes.
 Lorri55
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Posted: 5/7/2017 11:27:49 AM
Having fallen and fractured my skull back in December, high heels are strictly for indoors now :-)
Mind you , I have learned the hard way to 'always be prepared' after being carted off to the hospital unexpectedly! Thick tights in winter, you know what I mean, girls ;-)
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