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 RoxyMoronic
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I spent all my teenage years in my brothers hand-me-downs. We were very poor. Over-sized tops and trousers turned in on the legs by my ma, bless her.

I can get down and dirty with the best of 'em. Grafting, sweating and rolling in the mud.
But I absolutely like to look after myself. I work hard so if I want to buy expensive underwear, I will. It's for me.
I don't mind arsing around. I don't see it as too much effort.
Make-up. Nails polished. Pretty dresses.
When I had a serious tendon injury and couldn't wear my heels for months I was gutted. Didn't really go out socialising while like that. Just didn't feel dressed up without heels.
I try to look after myself best I can, treat my feet, I'm on em all day. Oil my hair else it gets dry. It's up to me to look after me. I certainly don't do it for anyone else's benefit.
Or for sexual acceptance. Although my feet are in mighty fine shape so if anyone has a wee fetish..??? :)
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 4/19/2017 5:47:23 AM
Hurray someone else who actually looks after themselves!

If I want to go commando I go commando. If I want to wear what I think is sexy undies then I will...

I don't feel good in my big bretches... I only wear them as period pants and as a spare main sail just in case... They don't even fit because they are too big...

Don't have many pretty dresses as I do not have the shape for them but I do enjoy wearing nice clothes.

So glad to see someone else actually values themselves not for sex or anyone else but simply because you know you are worth it.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 4/19/2017 5:51:00 AM
Well, stiletto heels are hot, so, aye.. if you want to show anywhere with me, you better put them on. No platforms though. That shite's revolting.

As for hair *anywhere*, then aye, if you want me to make you feel woman again, then you shave off everywhere except your scalp. Well, if you wanna shave you head too, it's fine.
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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Posted: 4/19/2017 5:54:56 AM
10ky you crack me up :)
Kirky...... Jelly and myself have swapped pics of our 'worth it' outfits. You know what you have to do :)

vvv...:)
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 4/19/2017 6:07:31 AM
edit: make it more polite.

Wonder what orange would look like all dressed up. Winston Churchill in drag is prolly a good guess.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 4/19/2017 6:50:49 AM

if you want me to make you feel woman again, then you shave off everywhere except your scalp. Well, if you wanna shave you head too, it's fine.


Because if there's anyone Shrimpy McWinkle likes feeling up, it's definitely himself; so, someone standing naked in from of him with a bald head, and a soft little body with B cups and no tinkler would be like looking in a mirror. :)))))))))
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/19/2017 7:05:51 AM

Wonder what orange would look like all dressed up. Winston Churchill in drag is prolly a good guess.


When did Churchill have a beard, dumbass? :)))) If you'd have said Barbara from The League of Gentlemen, it would have made sense, since I'd look like a man in a dress. Who would you look like? Tootsie, probably...
 quicktyper
Joined: 12/3/2016
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:27:34 AM
I'm in the can't be arsed camp. I'm not particularly hairy anyway (well, not in the legs/pits department) so I only really bother about it in the summer when I'm wearing sleeveless tops and dresses/skirts without tights. I find thongs incredibly uncomfortable. I do get fitted for my bras and, even though mine are nowhere near the size of my head, the straps still leave marks. Probably because gravity is taking over lol.

I wish it was socially acceptable for women to be 'natural'. Don't know about anyone else but I find I smell less when I have armpit hair. (vv edited for clarity)
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 4/19/2017 11:29:55 AM
^


when I have hairy armpits.

Nope. You never have that do you? :/
 Hostess68
Joined: 8/25/2015
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:00:25 PM
Last time I shaved my legs I had to call dynorod to clear the bath. The guy asked what a growler is... Its when the hair spills out the side of ya big pants and looks like some evil demon is comin at cha. I had a boss who used to scoot herself to me in a skirt on an office chair legs akimbo. Scary stuff.
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:27:12 PM
Soda crystals work well...

I do sometimes get worried when parrots fly out of the forest. Thats when I know that the immac has to work hard and I will probably need the razor to help out after...

Your boss sounds frightening...
 ibakecakes
Joined: 11/27/2008
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Posted: 4/19/2017 2:04:30 PM
*Cakes wanders in to see what all this strange thread is about*

Ok, so my twopennoth worth is this. Women or men for that matter who solely dress in nippleless, crotchless outfits because it is demanded of them are a bit barking. Same with sorting out your hairy mary.
My own feelings are that I actually like dressing sexily under normal clothes as someone else said. I agree with the boys when they said that its very sexy to get a hint of something nice underneath rather than a pvc clad kipper who has shaved off so much hair that her mary looks like a chicken.
Im in the whole stockings and suspenders are sexy camp too...................hold ups, WTAF are they about? They get a mind of their own and start rolling down your leg leaving a weird sausage effect and horrible lines on the thighs.
But again, I like sexy pants on a bloke. I may have experienced a man in silk pants recently and the feel of it was spectacular..................
Each to their own I say. If I want to dress sexy then it will be for me and for some lucky bloke to experience possibly by chance.
 Hostess68
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Posted: 4/19/2017 2:17:21 PM
When a man shaves his pubes off it just looks like a plucked chicken
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 4/19/2017 3:22:44 PM

Women or men for that matter who solely dress in nippleless, crotchless outfits because it is demanded of them are a bit barking.


Dear God the chaffing...


hold ups, WTAF are they about? They get a mind of their own and start rolling down your leg leaving a weird sausage effect and horrible lines on the thighs.


Does drive me mad when they do that but when they don't they are really comfortable... and hold your thighs in a bit with out getting muffin tops if you wear them right... too low and they roll and do muffin lines. To high and they pinch where they shouldn't... There is an art to them I will admit...


When a man shaves his pubes off it just looks like a plucked chicken


He might yelp a bit if you put Tabasco sauce on it though... I don't like shaved men either. Trimmed yes, shaved no.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 4/19/2017 3:42:04 PM
To me, holdups are as sexy as hell. ;)

I've never gone full baldy around my nethers; trimmed to match my legs is as far as I go. I took the guard off my trimmer once to tidy up around the flagpole and nicked myself. I bled like a stuck pig and it stung like blazes. The thought of taking a bare blade to my walnuts doesn't appeal...

I dated a woman who liked to go full shaved. it was all fine when we were more or less horizontal but she came out into the hallway from having a shower once and, being 5'1 and a trim size 8, she looked a bit too pubescent for comfort. Give me a baby fluff runway every time.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 4/20/2017 2:53:16 AM
with all the info on your genital areas, I feel I know some of you so much better :)
 flossiescratchwood
Joined: 11/28/2015
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Posted: 4/20/2017 10:44:31 AM
defo in the can't be arsed camp. Probly in the more than can't be arsed camp , verging on neglect camp. I totally can't understand the 'cos I'm worth it' idea. I'll eat tasty food, buy myself books, music, plants and art materials, occasionally buy myself something nice to wear, spend money on going places and doing things cos why not? or if you like cos I'm worth it. But pampering and preening and sloshing around in oceans of potions is completely meaningless to me.
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 4/20/2017 11:27:07 AM
I also have a thing about it. If I am going to do anything slightly abnormal or slightly dangerous I will always make sure I am well manicured under my clothes and I am wearing knickers I don't mind a doctor seeing. It brings me good luck.

I do this after I had a serious riding accident. I was planning on showering after but had hair sprouting in every direction known to man, no knickers, filthy jeans. unkempt hair, I was a mess... I knew I was going to get filthy mucking out and riding so figured clean up after rather than before. Big mistake. I get wheeled into a&e with severe concussion, blood everywhere, bits hanging off and needing to be sown back on and in walks my doctor. I swear to God he was a bloody adonis... Can I take my jeans off so he can sow me back up. Like hell mate. I am calling my mother for fresh pants, soap, flannel and a razor before you come within 50 feet of me is what I was thinking... What I actually said was No. Yes I did call for my mother, sadly she couldn't make it. No I didn't tell said doctor I was so embarrassed but after a couple of hours of being the most awkward damned patient know to man a nurse asked me why I was refusing treatment as I had be very polite about everything else, I explained, she laughed and very kindly helped me shave my legs and get a bit more presentable.

I may have been on deaths door but a girl has to have some dignity and poise even if she does look like shite with various limbs in a rather battered and broken state and several slices of skin missing...

I know some can ignore it I can't... Even when very seriously ill it is very rare for me to allow anyone to treat me unless I am tidy and presentable. Only time it has happened I was unconscious. Its ingrained in me. I know my mother loves me as she always bring me a pair of clean fresh "Doctor pants" with her when I am rushed in.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 4/20/2017 11:40:23 AM
I've always admired women who keep themselves well groomed/ well presented and there is always an aura about them. Maybe it is because they're clean and shiny and haven't a hair out of place that they exude that aura, which I hadn't thought might be confidence, I imagined, their stiffness and serenity was more to do with fear of disturbing their look in anyway.

I'm very unkempt, still clean though...my hygiene's good. Oh I forgot we were talking about our privates then.
 tartanjohnny
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:53:11 AM
well if you aren't a high heels woman then thats no use to me.
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 4/21/2017 1:24:58 PM

well if you aren't a high heels woman then thats no use to me.


Hey! You are back! Good to see you!

For you I shall try to walk in the damned things just promise that you will pick me up before you start laughing eh!

I have some gorgeous boots I adore that are about 6 inches in the heal... I feel like I am on stilts in them...
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 4/21/2017 1:32:35 PM
Yes , one must play the game.
 tartanjohnny
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Posted: 4/25/2017 4:14:11 AM
Now where did I say anything about walking in high heels lol - perfect for footsie or wearing for bedroom purposes.
 Lorri55
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Posted: 5/7/2017 11:27:49 AM
Having fallen and fractured my skull back in December, high heels are strictly for indoors now :-)
Mind you , I have learned the hard way to 'always be prepared' after being carted off to the hospital unexpectedly! Thick tights in winter, you know what I mean, girls ;-)
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 5/7/2017 2:27:49 PM

Now where did I say anything about walking in high heels lol - perfect for footsie or wearing for bedroom purposes.


Oh thank goodness for that! In that case... black, red, strappy?

I have two pairs that I got specifically for that purpose... They haven't been out of the cupboard for years!
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