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 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 101
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If a schizo has a w4nk is it sexual assault


Nah, that's just somebody trying to frighten you both.
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
Msg: 102
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Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/2/2017 9:56:04 AM
and a nod in! Thanks JV.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 103
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/2/2017 11:39:36 AM
Sorrys.. I cannot get the connection between schizo, wnking and sexual assault. (shurgs)

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 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 104
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/2/2017 11:54:08 AM
^

Well, I thought so but really, as you pointed out, schizophrenia has nothing to do with dissociative identity disorder. That wee bit there is crucial imo (shrugs) and whoever actually got the joke despite that is nada but a massive idiot. jmho.



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 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 105
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Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/2/2017 11:55:03 AM

If a schizo has a w4nk is it sexual assault?


If the person suffering from schizophrenia has a voice in their head compelling them to do so against their will, to them it's very likely to feel like a sexual assault. Sufferers do not have split personalities though; that's not how schizophrenia works.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 106
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/2/2017 1:20:53 PM

Well, I thought so but really, as you pointed out, schizophrenia has nothing to do with dissociative identity disorder. That wee bit there is crucial imo

Hark at Mr. Hoity Toity....last week he didn't even know what dissociative identity disorder was!

They have adult versions of the Mr. Men books now, well they are How-to guides....Mr. Tickle's Guide to Women and Little Miss Naughty's Guide To Love sound promising. Oh, they have been on the go since the early noughties. I must look out for them.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 107
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/3/2017 2:51:46 AM
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Somebody should pin this chick down and please her mercilessly. I bet only that will calm her down. Bloody Scottish women need a good whipping. All of them. Tut tut

-kirkovski
Aye. Got you now. Thank you for your cooperation.

-msalex
I started it aye? I did. (-_-)
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 108
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/3/2017 1:45:13 PM
oi ......I ****ing drive a Honda.....


On topic billy bonds does not smell or need two patronising forty somethings listening to his economic collapse prognostications.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 109
Vote please... the wee or the fart?
Posted: 5/3/2017 2:03:09 PM
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That shite's as addictive as fk. Try wasabi almonds. A week ago I ate 400g of that crap. Just couldn't stop. PS: Make sure it is wasabi and NOT horseradish.

^the fk am doing! Stop fng posting on this goddamn thread ya all. I'm damn serious! (spits on the floor)
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 110
It's not brexit or the snp or North Korea ...it's the .....?
Posted: 5/3/2017 3:04:40 PM
See the imperial city (DC) has raise the ole debt ceiling quietly but in a cunning new way by a date not a number. They will now revisit all this in September (5 months) in that time another trillion will be added to its national debt. ( I'm leaving to one side personal debt, corporate, financial, the Unfunded u.s. liabilities...$105 trillion ..global debt... $225 trillion and the opaque derivative complex a quadrillion dollars , all obligations to pay ....is there enough stuff in the world?..) A trillion dollars stacked on top of each other would extend 68,000 miles into space.
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
Msg: 111
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It's not brexit or the snp or North Korea ...it's the .....?
Posted: 5/4/2017 1:01:46 AM
Seems apartments in London are dropping in price. Seems that in order to shift these £1.99million flats, estate agents are offering free cars and ipads.
 Jacknher
Joined: 3/16/2017
Msg: 112
It's not brexit or the snp or North Korea ...it's the .....?
Posted: 5/4/2017 2:47:43 AM
I do LOVE Wasabi peanuts.

Also think I need to head for the Metro Centre next time I have a Monday off.......haven't had YoSushi in ages and it is cheap as chips on a Monday :)
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 113
It's not brexit or the snp or North Korea ...it's the .....?
Posted: 5/4/2017 1:49:13 PM
Blueberry muffin with jam in it and sugary bits on top
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 114
To all the turds on this thead - excluding 10ky who ain't no turd at all.
Posted: 5/4/2017 3:08:39 PM
A thread titled: "Vote deleted please... just a wee test. apologies" with fu.cking 167 comments? Can you imagine what impression people who stumble upon this thread will get of me 30 years down the line when all of you'll be dead and I'll prolly be dying of lung cancer or something!?!?

Behave!

vvv Porca puttana! Se non la smettete, vi rompo tutte le ossa. Andate tutti affanculo!! (and no, if you are going to google translate, it's google which is fucked up.. not what I wrote)
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 115
To all the turds on this thead - excluding 10ky who ain't no turd at all.
Posted: 5/5/2017 4:04:47 AM
I would remind the OP of my message 5 ...........

Yay me!



.................yet another bump for posterity..............
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
Msg: 116
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To all the turds on this thead - excluding 10ky who ain't no turd at all.
Posted: 5/5/2017 5:07:49 AM
This is going to come as a wee surprise to you,never mind 30 years time, but nobody gives a toss now!
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 117
There are no turds on this thread
Posted: 5/5/2017 7:34:52 AM
Keep posting. It's a record given the death on here. Post more please. I'm totally honour. Ya wee precks!

vv thanks Patti. You're such a sweetheart. Xx
 patriciaanne55
Joined: 1/14/2017
Msg: 118
There are no turds on this thread
Posted: 5/5/2017 7:35:02 AM
Hooray hooray the fifth of May, outside sex begins today!


ffs 10, you got in the way
 patriciaanne55
Joined: 1/14/2017
Msg: 119
Turdy Tercets
Posted: 5/5/2017 8:38:40 AM
^^^^^no problem,
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
Msg: 120
Vote deleted please... just a wee test. apologies.
Posted: 5/5/2017 9:50:37 AM
^^^local allotments?
I couldn't think of anything worse than naked gardening. All that bending and squatting. Plus the tools, there's got to be some health and safety issues there.
The weather here isn't that sunny tomorrow. Blue tits! one of my favourite birds.
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 121
There are no turds on this thread
Posted: 5/5/2017 11:08:35 AM
I can see the 8OO8s
Good job.
But.....

Is there another picture, with the MOO8s??

Also, that's not the correct way to use a "dibber ".
Just sayin,
Not arguing.


I went to the local shop yesterday, after voting, but they didn't have any fig rolls, so I had to make do with Maryland cookies, chocolate chip, and hazelnut.
I was very dissappointed, but I still ate them all.
Far too many crumbs.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 122
ONLY homemade pornography is allowed on this thread.
Posted: 5/5/2017 12:40:37 PM
aye. Pornography is good.
 patriciaanne55
Joined: 1/14/2017
Msg: 123
no topic
Posted: 5/5/2017 12:51:11 PM
On topic - Apple & cinnamon flapjack

There wasn't one......

I thought some poetry would be good
 Squareslice
Joined: 10/17/2016
Msg: 124
tumescent 10lube
Posted: 5/5/2017 3:54:43 PM
1olube creams itself at having reams of topics.... double dunt at top 5


OT... oreos are a code name for yank crap with no nutritional value... bet they won't even make a candle


can ye still get Topics, come to think on it?
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 125
tumescent 10lube
Posted: 5/5/2017 4:01:19 PM
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bassa!

-msalex

aye. Must be quite a scene. Bet yous of arse is worth a wee go. Dunno .. just a gut (internal and external) feeling.
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