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 dpwesu
Joined: 3/25/2013
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24. you can watch whatever you want on TV
25. only person you have to cleanup after is yourself
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
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Posted: 10/25/2017 6:11:02 PM

2. Bed space. LOADS of bed space and you can sleep just as you want, no having the dovet thrown over you or having to cling to a tiny corner...

Lots of bed space covered in "loads". ;)

5. You can walk round naked and not a care in the world or worry about who is going to drop by

Or caring about who May drop by -- and be able to wait for them naked without anyone living with you complaining about it. ("Honey, shut up! If I want to sit here naked for them, I will! ... Yeah, I met her on Craigslist! ... What do you mean I can't do that? Naked?")

6. You want to read a book you can

Yeah, my former gfs/roommates would never let me read a book. The nerve! ;)

9. The tooth paste is never squeezed from the middle

I never had how I handle my toothpaste tube affected by roommates or non-roommates... Do some roommates share toothbrushes, too? ;)

8. The loo seat is always down

I think you mean Up... ;)

11. No one leaves empty loo rolls around

You mean you Can leave empty loo rolls around and nobody can complain! :)

12. No one to come clumping in at 2am stinking of booze and slobbering

You mean you Can come clumping home at 2am, slobbering, and nobody's going to be there complaining! :)

14. Mornings. You can enjoy sun rises and enjoy the mornings as you please, get up or stay in bed doesnt matter

Well, my gfs & roommates let me sleep. Well, gfs Most of the time. So yeah, you get to avoid those occasions. But when I have a gal crash at my place after I come clumping home at 2am -- she usually wakes me up and wants a ride home after the ride I gave her. Uggh!

16. No dirty pants left about the place

You mean you Can leave your pants, dirty or not, about the place and nobody's there to complain! :)

17. No special sock discovered under the bed

You mean you Can leave your special sock on the nightstand in full plain sight, and never hide it again! :)

18. Your stuff stays where you put it

Yeah, like the special sock! :)

19. No one to clear out your bank account other than yourself

Ummm, I don't think roommates have access to your bank account... unless you bought into the idea that's some universal rule - lol.

20. Total freedom to go where you want and do what you want

I think that's still the case -- unless it's a GF/BF you're living with. Or NOT living with. You still can't do what ya want when ya want. :)

22. Now you can go to sleep angry if you want to, but......it will be peacefully

With porn to help get rid of that anger! Thanks, special sock! :)
 Inicia
Joined: 4/12/2015
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Posted: 10/28/2017 6:32:06 AM
Thanx Forums-for your kind words..Seems many I know and love- are suffering the cancer blight. So thank you..
 ThroatLozenge
Joined: 3/2/2016
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Posted: 10/29/2017 8:33:15 AM
No more half assed blowjobs

I can leave the seat up on toilet

I don’t have to hear about your shitty kids

It’s quiet now!

I can fart whenever I feel like it

No more clogged toilets

Acting concerned about your sick cat? Fvck that

 Seki1949
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Posted: 10/29/2017 10:45:40 AM

4. You can poo in peace with the door open


Not to be underated. And if you have to make some grunts and groans to complete the deed, no one knocking on the door asking anxiously if you are OK.
 Devilsfan58
Joined: 3/19/2009
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Posted: 10/31/2017 2:09:12 PM
Hey Hon remember that one day you came home after spending the previous day picking and putting up the Christmas Tree, and decorating it and making it all nice. Only to come home the following day to find it all on the floor and there was nobody home?. Guess what? The dog had nothing to do with it. We knew when we got home by the look on his face and if he could talk we would have got an earful. Seriously the dog was innocent. It did provide a great lesson to both children about jumping to conclusions and truthfully I didn't say anything as it would have been another holy war and you had already assigned blame so I left it at that. I will say this the look on that dogs face was priceless Something akin to you effing muddier puckers to leave me here alone to face this.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 11/3/2017 2:44:28 AM

Hey Hon remember that one day you came home after spending the previous day picking and putting up the Christmas Tree, and decorating it and making it all nice.

No babe, I don't. I was high as a kite that day -- after doing lines of coke + talking to the dude online who got me frisky. But it sounds like I did something nice, I'm glad you appreciated what I did...

Only to come home the following day to find it all on the floor and there was nobody home?. Guess what? The dog had nothing to do with it.

Sh!t. Was I THAT high?

Seriously the dog was innocent.

Well, I beat the damn dog more times than I can remember. Gotta take it out on somebody...

I didn't say anything as it would have been another holy war and you had already assigned blame so I left it at that.

So if it wasn't the dog -- was it me? I was high as a kite, but I can't be to blame when I'm p!ssed, so I lay blame on those who could be possible suspects. It's just how I am, how I was raised, and I'm proud of it!
 Whatsamattababy
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Posted: 11/3/2017 8:22:30 AM
(Above.)

Is that what they call "role play"? It's different from what I'd imagined.
 Ladyinred0407
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Posted: 11/3/2017 3:05:30 PM

Well, I beat the damn dog more times than I can remember. Gotta take it out on somebody...


This was not the least bit funny. ............No not funny at all.
 Whatsamattababy
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Posted: 11/3/2017 3:25:51 PM
Personally, I was more alarmed by the guy above that mentally abusing children. And I don't even think he was being ironic. Once in awhile someone on these forums strikes me as dangerous. Not very often, but that was one of the times.
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 11/7/2017 1:25:57 PM

Is that what they call "role play"? It's different from what I'd imagined.

Role playing can get kinda weird sometimes...

This was not the least bit funny. ............No not funny at all.

I wasn't trying to be cruel -- was portraying being "the ex" in his situation. Didn't mean to offend!

Personally, I was more alarmed by the guy above that mentally abusing children

Which guy was mentally abusing children? I don't think the guy who bottled up his frustration that the dog was innocent was going off on the kids, if that's what you meant. I think he said that she going off on the dog that didn't deserve it was a good lesson in how people can jump to conclusions (implying the kids knocked over the tree and they had to see their mom go off on the dog?).
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 11/8/2017 1:11:13 PM

Role playing can get kinda weird sometimes...


Really...?

So how are you doin'???!!!

I forgot about being able to fart...

Being single is awesome.

I have never had flat mates. Only ever lived on my own or with a partner... So yeah... I am probably the worst as I love living on my own!
 lookingforsophia
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Posted: 11/14/2017 8:00:27 PM
I like always having the toilet paper rolling off the Front of the role for convenience.

Having Cats is the only reason I've seen for rolling TP off the Back.

It's also nice having One role last for weeks instead of days.
 whosmeow
Joined: 10/19/2017
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Posted: 11/15/2017 6:05:34 PM
I can use toilet paper for anything I wish like blowing my nose, wiping the mirror, the floor, for make up, cleaning spills, on my lap top screen, or even as a napkin without anyone complaining I use too much :) Its nice to use a roll a day...
 Whatsamattababy
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Posted: 11/15/2017 7:21:44 PM
(Above.)

With that resourcefulness, imagine what you could do with a bidet!
 norwegianguy456
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Posted: 11/15/2017 11:36:14 PM

With that resourcefulness, imagine what you could do with a bidet!

I wash out my coffee mugs, condoms, and cereal bowls with it when I have them in the bathroom. It's great!
 Whatsamattababy
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Posted: 11/16/2017 8:08:52 AM
It's all good, as long as you're washing your hoo hoo in the kitchen sink. Which you can do if you're single.
 Walts
Joined: 5/7/2005
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Posted: 11/16/2017 4:57:00 PM
I'm still sitting here confused,trying to figure out what toilets need with paper..........
 lookingforsophia
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Posted: 11/29/2017 8:25:03 AM
Some great ideas here. Thanks for sharing.

Until I read a survey that said nearly 80 percent of adults
prefer the TP to roll off the Front;
I was among the 10 percent that did not have an opinion either way.

Always leaving the toilet seat Up also became a non-issue for me;
until I fell in one night.
 MsSkeezix
Joined: 7/1/2017
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Posted: 11/29/2017 8:40:07 AM
^^^

Always leaving the toilet seat Up also became a non-issue for me;
until I fell in one night.


A rude awakening, no?

hahahahah
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
Msg: 96
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Posted: 11/29/2017 8:57:10 AM
"Why do you text me out of the blue late at night with " Are you awake ? " when I'm asleep but when I text you the next day saying " I am now " you just text back " too late " but don't say why you texted ? "



"It was because she wanted the left side of her fridge cleaned. Duh. Does she HAVE to spell it out for you?? Pestering her about why she texted when it's that obvious is just harassment. ;) "



After she told me it was " too late ", I told her about a friend of mine who had already gotten engaged to a woman he had met less than a year ago.

She didn't respond. That was back in June.

But, she did send me a happy birthday text at the end of September.

I thanked her.

That was it .


Why do exes bother to send a happy birthday text if that is all the contact they want ?
 lookingforsophia
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Posted: 11/29/2017 9:30:50 AM
It was an awakening
and made me see things from a different perspective.

I must confess my lack of understanding in the past.

I originally thought leaving the seat Down was a bad idea
because the next guys aim might not be as good as mine.

Then I learned the 'unspoken' Rule for Guys is actually
Lift the Seat
Wizz
then Lower the Seat

Yes guys, this is asking a lot of us;
so I recommend keep the seat Down and pee in the yard

I can be a slow learner; but feel better communication could have prevented
my having to learn this the hard way by falling into the loo.
 MsSkeezix
Joined: 7/1/2017
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Posted: 11/29/2017 10:11:20 AM
^^^
Yes guys, this is asking a lot of us;
so I recommend keep the seat Down and pee in the yard


I've heard more than one man remark that 'peeing in the yard' is about as good as it gets. hahahaha
 lookingforsophia
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Posted: 11/29/2017 1:58:07 PM
I once believed that adage;
Drinking lots of water makes more pee
It's Good for me and the walnut tree

After personal observations to the contrary,
I did some research and this water conservation strategy is most effective
in non urban environments with alkaline soils.

There is some satisfaction saturating a patch of goat's horn sticker plants;
Similar to strafing cigarette buts in the toilet, which is probably a guy thing and off topic.
 PennyAnte
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Posted: 11/30/2017 11:29:54 AM
^^^ The more you cry.. the less you pee.
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