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 heavenlivesnear
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..or maybe its just not a good kiss...






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 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 33
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad.
Posted: 11/23/2017 2:34:06 AM
Well, it's not really my "area" anymore, (by choice)....

But it strikes me that if the "sex is bad" [sic], surely at least, 50% of the "blame" for that, is your own., (IMO)
It's all down to communication, -or the lack of it....

Having sex with someone you don't "fancy" is either desperate, gullible, or degenerate.
I've never managed it, -and some women don't like being turned down, they're just not used to it.
In some cases, it wasn't that I found them unattractive either, I just know that nothing's "for free".

I liked sex, and had lots of it, and practise does "make perfect", - or at least; pretty damn good.
Got it all done, and out of the way, in the first 58 years.

Now, I'm not prepared to endure the shit that come with it [npi]
If I were doing it, the hormones, and endorphins, and post-coital pheromones would chemically alter my brain, to convince me that "this is well worth it" (again).

But fair play to all you hopeful, romantic dreamers, who are still trying.
It's not for me.
I'm out.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 3:04:25 AM

..or maybe its just not a good kiss...


... or maybe we're just not being kissed in a way that we'd like to be kissed, even though it would be absolutely fine for someone else...
 heavenlivesnear
Joined: 8/29/2016
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Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad.
Posted: 11/23/2017 3:40:59 AM
aw jo you big tease.... you are just saving yourself for me :-)

i promise not to scream "oh my god" again.... i know it makes you a bit uncomfortable


pauline.... did he phone yet?



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 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 37
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 3:45:45 AM
Fancying someone is no guarantee of great sex I just don't understand how anyone can label any sex as "bad" unless they're able to copulate with someone they didn't fancy, I've never managed it. To label it as bad surely (as JV says) labels you as equally culpable. To come away from an encounter and label that partner as the sole guilty partner in a "bad" sexual encounter is narcissistic.
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 38
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 3:48:33 AM

So fancying someone always leads to great sex?


No.
Perhaps you could show me where I said that?
And the only assumption I'm making, is that you don't read posts properly.

Not fancying someone will never lead to "great sex" IMO.
Slightly different.
And it is just my opinion,
it's always subjective, no one can justifiably tell you that what you thought was "great sex", wasn't.
It's all in the mind......
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 11/23/2017 5:11:17 AM
If having sex with someone you don't fancy doesn't make you wonder why you got involved in the first place, then you really should be wondering about it.



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 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 40
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 5:53:59 AM
I don't know. Here's a possible scenario. What if she's hot but as soon as she drops her skirt, well, trousers probably this day n age, you find enough carpet to re-fit the entire fkn taj mahal? What do u do then? Pull out a pair of shears or a flame thrower, say, or go ahead with the bad sex?

Happened to me once and frankly, I had to douse my thingy in petrol n light it up for a few seconds after the infamous act to accept it as part of my body again. Such was the trauma. (Shrugs)
 imanorangetiger
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Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 6:02:19 AM
If some excess natural hair traumatises you, perhaps you should ask yourself why. It's not for the other person to deal with. If it had been an issue for them, then they'd have dealt with it already.


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 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 42
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 6:11:06 AM
Is this morphing into the hair how important is it thread?
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 44
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 12:28:41 PM
Clearly everything in the world revolves around 'hairodynamics'. I'm honestly amazed how a certain poster has no sense of adventure and is not inclined to baldly go where other men have not been before. To quote Trump - Sad!

I expect he's spoilt by the flubbery rubbery wondrousness of his beached whale sex aid.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 45
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 1:12:53 PM
No ...the badder the better...
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 46
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/23/2017 8:40:28 PM
Big bad Leroy Brown......


Woah!

Well, the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the men just call him "Sir"

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy he's a gambler
And he likes his fancy clothes
And he likes to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose

He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Friday bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And ooh that girl looked nice

Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Cause Leroy Brown, he learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well the two men took to fightin'
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Yeah, badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
 et_non_viderunt
Joined: 10/25/2017
Msg: 47
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 4:29:18 AM
Quite amusing to listen to middle aged men proclaim they're fantastic lovers and can satisfy women in bed. Always about satisfying a woman's needs isn't it. Most men's lives still revolve around women.
Like a dog begging for it's master's affection. Always jumping in exchange for big mamma's "little treats".
No thanks, I'll pass.

Men are idiots sometimes. Listen to your own voice. You're not a dog that obeys on command. Realize you've been conned, You've been pressured into doing it for another. Men have always been expected to sacrifice themselves, time to move beyond that. Go your own way.
If by chance I want to be with someone, it will likely be for other reasons.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 48
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 5:58:31 AM
^^

Indeed, n I do find it rather amusing frankly xD

In any case, there is no denying that we're all under the spell of the pus.sy. Some like me fight it n try to be objective in their attitude and judgement. Others give in and turn into complete manginas. Orange is a prime example. He'd do and say anything (irrespective of how demeaning it is for him personally) in the vain hope that it'll get him some pus.sy. It's subconscious. It's a compulsion. He does not even realise how ridiculous he is.

Life... Life's tough.
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 49
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 6:42:38 AM

In any case, there is no denying that we're all under the spell of the pus.sy.


Speak for yourself
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
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Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 7:00:09 AM




but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite but will he bite
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 11/24/2017 7:02:37 AM
To be frank, it would be way too easy to explain where the little bald monkey is going wrong, especially when he insists on neglecting the advice that you don't yank on a tiger's tail when you have your head in his mouth. I'm going to save my breath.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 52
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 8:34:18 AM
-kirkowitz
Master, enlighten me. Teach me how to get off/detox myself of pus.sy. In other words, I don't and won't believe you unless you show me the math.

-chapo
... don't be a co.ck please. No baiting. Just point out facts. In fact, I am ignoring the skid mark.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 9:14:21 AM
I'm still smiling at him using "objective" when he really meant objectionable. It just got funnier after that, especially now that he's trying to ask advice about sex. At 32.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 54
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 9:43:54 AM
Bad can mean good , sick is good too.
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 55
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 10:04:46 AM

Bad can mean good , sick is good too.


Emetophilia? Well i'm fairly open minded but that's beyond the pale.

10ky, the only known cure for mans obsession with vag is age, which not only diminishes testosterone levels freeing you up to be more than a walking boner but also diminishes the required tolerance of associated grief and aggro that comes with said vag in the first place, kind of win win really.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 11/24/2017 10:49:35 AM
^ Of course, inexperienced people like 10ky tend to act like little Jack Russells, chasing whatever runs away from them, oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't teally know what to do with it if they caught up with it. Bit of barking round in circles before peeing up a lamppost, because "that's how it's done, innit?"
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 57
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 11:28:50 AM
"Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad"

Umm

Yes

 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 58
Would you end a relationship if the sex was bad
Posted: 11/24/2017 11:50:56 AM
If she had a pair of scissors and was stabbing me ..maybe then I
would end things. .
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