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 rekirked
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"Scarey and Tiger sittin in a tree"............


Goal!
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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Posted: 12/4/2017 9:25:23 AM

Did he ask for a picture of your boobs?

I did. They’re beautiful :)

vvv.....getcha own pic!
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
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Posted: 12/4/2017 9:28:36 AM
I'll be the judge of that ......
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 12/4/2017 9:33:23 AM
I actually would wanna see Orange's moobs. I bet you cannae tell whether they're the t1ts of a dude or those of a lactating pregnant woman. I bet I'd have a wee wank for 'em too. (drools)
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 12/4/2017 9:40:24 AM
It's true, I am boobalicious!

But he neglected to ask for a picture, I didn't really give him the chance to though.

Maybe it ain't the little fellar after all...


Ah bin readin' me some John Cooper Clarke (I'm talkin' like a redneck chewing the cud 'cos I can)

http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/twat.html

small excerpt:

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 31
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Posted: 12/4/2017 9:52:27 AM
Great poem by JC-C.
It deserves to be read in its entirety:

Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you're clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow's
Are lousy 'cause of you
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag

You're like a dose of scabies
I've got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You've got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
You're no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive's face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide...
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You're heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna piss

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can't find a good word for you
But I can...

TWAT

http://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/John_Cooper_Clarke:Twat

I've got an album called "Me and my big mouth", where he reads them, with music.
"Bronze Adonis" and "Beasley Street" are brilliant.
Best heard in his own voice, IMO., or read with a thick, Manc accent, in your own head.
On topic.
I enjoy living, alone.....
And hermits...
So yes.
Hth
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
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Posted: 12/4/2017 10:54:00 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mzrnVbsaXk
^
"Beasley Street"
Give it a listen, it's dead romantic for a dating site....

It's the kind of dystopian landscape that most conservative members of parliament use for their masturbatory fantasies.
-Not Damian, obviously....
He's more your regular pornhub sort of guy.
(He types one-handed....)
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Posted: 12/4/2017 11:08:47 AM

I actually would wanna see Orange's moobs. I bet you cannae tell whether they're the t1ts of a dude or those of a lactating pregnant woman. I bet I'd have a wee wank for 'em too. (drools)


Meanwhile the diminutive Scottish troll takes his deluded imagination into weirder places. Of course, we've all seen his soft little body and his own moobs, because he put them on his profile earlier this year. Mumma sure cooks a lot of pasta.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 12/4/2017 11:12:35 AM

I actually would wanna see Orange's moobs. I bet you cannae tell whether they're the t1ts of a dude or those of a lactating pregnant woman. I bet I'd have a wee wank for 'em too. (drools)


I'm in the middle of writing a poem myself...this is the start of it:

We're sick to death of your homoerotic fantasies
Like a virus, all you do is spread dis-ease

You're long on hate, you're short on love
In your dreams, it's you below, Orange above

You treat us like finger food at the office party
You pick us up, you prod and poke.....have a partake

Chew us up, then spit us out with a face like Mr. Bean
What happened to you to make you so mean?

You douse yourself in eau de poilette and smell worse
Were you born in a sewer 'cos you stink like a tinker's curse
 6jellybeans
Joined: 7/1/2015
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Posted: 12/4/2017 2:00:24 PM
Kirks - you b i t c h! Pass the brie!

You can keep the strawberry magnum...

I don't know how anyone can not enjoy living on their own. I love it! OK sometimes its hard. When you are ill and feeling utterly pathetic and just want a hug... But the majority of the time its fantastic! I love it!
 Wrightbus71
Joined: 11/26/2017
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Posted: 12/4/2017 2:05:16 PM
I`ve actually got used to living alone and its the norm now..

It`ll seem more strange if I were to start seeing someone and they spent time here..
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
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Posted: 12/5/2017 1:48:54 AM
I think I'd struggle too. I've been single for about 15 years with a few relationships in between and have forgotten what it was like to be with someone most of the time. Mind, my ex was so into horses she spent ten times more time down the stables than with me.
 heavenlivesnear
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Posted: 12/5/2017 2:57:09 AM
i dont know if i could manage a relationship now.... i work from home and am generally anti social so the liklihood of meeting someone is very slim anyway.

it seems that i am doomed for terminal singledom - i just dont have the stomach for any more online stuff and cant bear the idea of yet another two month relationship of compromise and negotiation before throwing in the towel

the problem is that i seem to have accepted this and am not unhappy with the idea if growing old on my own.

i do sometimes wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if i pegged though....
 rekirked
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Posted: 12/5/2017 3:08:04 AM
I often wonder if that's why old people still use a milkman!
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 12/5/2017 3:15:39 AM
My friend lives in a small block of flats which is mixed private and local housing association. They have all been trained in the sniff test in case they haven't sen their neighbour for a while.
 heavenlivesnear
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Posted: 12/5/2017 4:18:40 AM
lol happy thoughts for a tuesday morning.... my window cleaner only comes every two weeks so i had better get myself a milk man eh...
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 12/5/2017 6:10:17 AM
I like my house. It would be a wrench to live elsewhere , and to share it. Just me and my cat here a lot of the time since I work from home, and we're quite self sufficient, with plenty to occupy us between visits from other people. Thankfully though, if I keeled over, enough people would notice my absence before my cat starting chowing down.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 12/5/2017 8:14:43 AM
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Too boring to keep on beating fatso .. way too bored. Too much ...

(mopes)
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
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Posted: 12/5/2017 8:34:21 AM
15 years on my own.
At first it was hell the
nights were the worse.
Now they are the best...
I can eat crackers in bed
watch tv in the middle of
the night and disappear if
I like.
I still miss cuddling but have
two lil dogs that help with that.
As for what to do with loneliness,
I took on a second job.
That way I get an extra dose of ppl
and can still go home to my own peace.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 12/5/2017 9:03:53 AM
When I go, I imagine I’ll have to be scraped up off the living-room floor, having melted with decomposition in my own piss and faeces over months.
Such is single life......I’ll drink to that!
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Posted: 12/5/2017 9:13:42 AM
Do anybody really know what time it is ?

Do anybody really care ?
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
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Posted: 12/5/2017 9:36:37 AM
-Rox

Aye. I am with you on that. If I had to croak today, it won't be till the 6th of January (prolly later) that anyone will check on me and that prolly will be the landlord cursing at me for not having paid the rent!

There's still a few carnivorous bugs left in me flat though. Bet they'd love a banquet such as me, so, I often find meself thinking: what's a more befitting end than to feed the fauna and flora (<- though I never really liked that shite) on which I've wined and dined for a solid 40 years?

Come what may! I say!

(mopes)
 RoxyMoronic
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do be does
Posted: 12/5/2017 9:53:59 AM
I’ve always liked the idea of being eaten by foxes or something when dead, I’d have to croak in the woods.

Butter.....
Does I care?! Does I care?!
Of course I does!
 Butterchickenchuck
Joined: 9/18/2015
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Posted: 12/5/2017 9:57:55 AM
De does does does
De da da da
Is all I want to say to you
 Jacknher
Joined: 3/16/2017
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Posted: 12/5/2017 10:07:10 AM
Normally I have the best of both worlds.
A 21 year old at home who has a job and friends and a social life.
I can come and go as I want, eat whatever and whenever I want, jump in the car and take off somewhere whenever I want.
But still have company most of the time.

Atm he is off abroad for 3 months though and for the first time since about 1990 (ish) I am actually living alone except for the dog.

The only major downside is that I have to pay someone to walk the dog a couple of times a week so I can at least pull a couple of 8 hour shifts a week.
The RSPCA apparently recommends that dogs are not left alone for more than 6 hours a day. So the other three working days I end up trying not to work more than 5 hours a day.....and use that other hour to run errands on the way to and from work.

Both the dog and I will be pleased to see the traveller back
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