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 imanorangetiger
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^^^ More repetitive idiocy from the resident troll and his hypocritical apologist. Dull? Look at yourselves. You're about as sharp as a pair of plastic scissors in a kindergarten. Enough with your fake outrage. It's pathetic.


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 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 1/2/2018 5:54:36 AM
Nothing changes with you, does it, Pauline? Always trying to misdirect instead of addressing your friend's obvious faults. Your general ignorance was evident in your previous post.

And a four year old could write a better 'poem'.

Perhaps you should bore off yourself.
 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 435
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Posted: 1/2/2018 8:12:38 AM
Imagine if you lot put your writing skills to better use, you might actually make a difference somewhere instead of looking like a pathetic bunch of demented fvcktards who never made it past the age four and three quarters.


Happy new year!
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 1/2/2018 9:02:00 AM
Yawn...

As Chas and Dave would say:

With your incessant talkin',
You're becoming a pest,

Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit rabbit yup rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit jabber jabber rabbit rabbit yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny bunny yup jabber rabbit.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 438
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Posted: 1/2/2018 9:12:55 AM
^^
There you go. That's what I call an imaginative counsella. 60 years old aye? Sure, but with the brain of a 6 year old. You disgust me old man. You literally do. A joke of a midgety old codger.
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 439
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Posted: 1/2/2018 9:17:08 AM

And theres me just finished writing a piece for a new Scottish independence website :)


What's the thread title.....again?
Oh yeah, "whats the daftest thing you have done when drunk?"
I don't think anyone will top that!
 Jo van
Joined: 5/23/2009
Msg: 441
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Posted: 1/2/2018 9:40:38 AM
You can't even take a joke, can you?

Up until about 4 years ago,(?) labour was your party too.
Now you've changed your mind, I get that.
And everyone who hasnt changed their mind, is an "idiot",
I get that too.
Did you ever stop to think that there might be a pattern emerging here?

I promise you I'll vote snp., - just as soon as they put a candidate in Oxford.
Now back to your important argument.
I'm out.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 443
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Posted: 1/2/2018 10:27:47 AM

And newsflash. In an Indy Scotland I wouldn't necessarily vote snp.

Not exactly news though is it?

We all know a revisionist like yourself reserves the right to change her mind as often as she changes her knickers. How many times a year do you change your knickers.....52 times or 365?

I pity the poor fecker who has to edit your streams of consciousness ...I think it would be better for Scottish Independence if they put you out to work on the streets with a bullhorn....you have the look, you have the voice and you definitely have the x factor to rant and rave all day long on Motherwell Highstreet.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 446
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Posted: 1/2/2018 12:45:05 PM
Now, who's looking ridiculous...

I'd be hard-pressed to be as boring as you, somehow that's a thing which doesn't come as naturally to me as it does yourself and the little fella.

Admiring a person's writing skills and saying you could read what they wrote, again and again, is not flirting, not in my world anyway.

And it's true that when reading his stories you get real value for your time and attention....it's such a pleasure. I loved all of it but this excerpt really set my imagination on fire and made me laugh.


"Tell us more about Little Master Misery and Baba Yapper, grandfather", cried Vanya. "Well, little one, when Little Master Misery went off to attend to his duties at the chip fryer, Baba Yapper would be left all alone. At night, she would roll her bandwagon and soapbox down to the inn and hide in doorways. When someone approached, she would jump out and scare them silly with her worst Bell's Palsy face. Oh! but it would give them a fright and she would cackle her way back into the shadows. "Did she really have Bell's Palsy, grandfather?" asked Maroosia. "Well, maybe she did and maybe she didn't, young one," replied Old Peter. "One thing is certain about Baba Yapper: if someone had an affliction, you can be sure that she'd declare that she had a worse one. Maybe that had turned true over the years and had become self fulfilling. Or maybe the wind had turned while she had been inspecting Little Master Misery's tiny пенис for troll warts..." "Urrrrrrggghhh!" shouted Vanya. "... Or maybe she had simply drunk too many Bell's..."


Now...am I to be accused of flirting with jacknher too? I haven't properly flirted with Mikitaka but I might be more flirty just so you know what flirting actually is.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 447
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Posted: 1/2/2018 1:36:05 PM
^^
Go ahead. Flirt. Put it on tape too. I would wanna see a lard ball like you flirting. Clapping your hands, jumping around... making strange unintelligible noises in true mong style; yeah? xD

Would wanna see how long it would take the dude to throw up all he's ever downed - including his mum's milk. Would be even funnier watching his face should you by some sort of miracle convince the poor chap to get down to it. Would wanna see his face once the stench of arse you'd release as soon as you unleash your 4-mile wide man-eating vag hits him. xD xD

Bloody crazy old granny O'Mongo's hilarious am tellin ya.

xD
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 450
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Posted: 1/2/2018 2:23:43 PM

Where did I say the word flirt?

Did you need to use the word flirt when you wrote the quote below?

Oooooooooo

Orange. I could listen to you all day orange

Shame you have a girlfriend orange.

I've not had a shag since Craig logan left bros


Perhaps you meant something worse ....perhaps you were projecting your desperation on to me?

Read your freaky little friend's outburst above, then tell me again that he is kind, funny and intelligent.....you'll be lying if you do of course.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 454
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Posted: 1/2/2018 3:09:31 PM

Your theory in one of your sketches? That I'm chasing Paul and he's not interested in me.

Meanwhile orange refers to me as his gf and we are in luuuurve

The point is, neither of you know anything

The point is that you don't know satire or understand what a parody is.

Fair enough...so I take it then that your little sketches were based on perceived/presumed facts?

Like my daughter stealing money from me to buy a bottle of gin or me going to a moneylender???

What was that you wrote about Orange? Here's you making a joke about male rape:

His cell door swung open. A 20 Stone tattooed prisoner looked him up and down and said Im going to have fun with you!

Noooooooo. Not again he screamed.

He assumed the position and awaited his fate

Think of gestalt. Think of Freud.

Where was 10 lube when you needed a pack!

It's not funny....jokes like that are never funny. Some feminist you are!
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 455
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Posted: 1/2/2018 3:13:35 PM
-Scarey O'Mongo

I do not understand what is so hard to understand here. You be a d1ck, people will be d1ck to you. You ignore people, people will ignore you. You be decent, people will be decent to you. Don't take a fkn doctorate to wrap you heid around that aye? How many times do I have to say that?

Remember when I joined and you were bullying me right/left/centre? I warned you then. I told you to ignore me or else I'd put you in your place. You didn't heed my advice so I did. Cannae blame me can you?

Now your hate has spilled over to Pauline as well since she realised that you are the problem on here. You should be ashamed of yourself acting like a damaged kid in the evening of your life. Get a grip will you!?!?

(shrugs)
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 456
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Posted: 1/2/2018 3:13:39 PM

Pauls outburst above?

You want me to chin him for that given the names you've called me lately?

No.

I asked you to read it and tell me again that your freaky friend is kind, funny and intelligent....I said if you do, you'll be lying.

You decided not to lie.....good girl!

@ post above.....

Remember when I joined and you were bullying me right/left/centre? I warned you then. I told you to ignore me or else I'd put you in your place. You didn't heed my advice so I did. Cannae blame me can you?

Are you for real?????

Oh yeah.....silly question!

 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 460
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Posted: 1/2/2018 3:46:08 PM

Ask orange what he meant about the cycling proficiency comments

Special nickname

Hinting that a primary school child is giving out sexual favours?

Where's your outrage?

Did he specify the age at which you had taken the test in his satire? I got the impression your character Baba Yapper had given it many tries and that despite her lack of success she kindly helped others to pass. But whatever his intent (which was not how your depraved mind read it) do you think it's right to joke about rape regardless?

Go back and read scarey

Think you must have missed the post where I described Paul as kind funny and intelligent

Last time I checked you hadn't said that in response to my post.


Im certainly not going to change my opinion of him because of a troll like you.

I wouldn't expect you to change your opinion because of something I said, I'd expect you to change your opinion of him because of what he has written.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 461
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Posted: 1/2/2018 3:51:37 PM
^^

what I write is tit-for-tat to what you write. Change yourself first and I'll change accordingly. You and orange are the problem here and I will keep beating you both till you finally learn the lesson even if it takes a 100 years! The sooner you learn that, the better off we'd all be. (:


Not that you mind that given that you have been trolling people on here for at least a decade with fake profiles etc. Indeed, I'm aware of many things even your first profile - which wasn't a fake profile. How old are you, scraey, for instance? Are you 40? (:

 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 1/2/2018 4:05:56 PM



what I write is tit-for-tat to what you write. Change yourself first and I'll change accordingly. You and orange are the problem here and I will keep beating you both till you finally learn the lesson even if it takes a 100 years! The sooner you learn that, the better off we'd all be. (:

The lesson?

Flores man....who do you think you are with your stunted growth and stunted brain development?


Not that you mind that given that you have been trolling people on here for at least a decade with fake profiles etc. Indeed, I'm aware of many things even your first profile - which wasn't a fake profile. How old are you, scraey, for instance? Are you 40? (:


So what did it say on my first profile then? Did you save a screenshot?
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 1/2/2018 4:52:36 PM

I do not understand what is so hard to understand here. You be a d1ck, people will be d1ck to you. You ignore people, people will ignore you. You be decent, people will be decent to you. Don't take a fkn doctorate to wrap you heid around that aye? How many times do I have to say that?


I've been telling you that from the start as did Pauline, before a rock fell on her head, but did you listen? No - you remained the blockheaded and emotionally retarded troll you've always been. Thank fvck you'll never breed.
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
Msg: 465
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Posted: 1/2/2018 5:18:39 PM

I cant even post about politics on here without you going in on me

Shove off you cow. You aren't worth the shit on my shoe you waste of space.

Post away about politics all you like, I'm not the one who's complained about threads being turned into party political broadcasts for the SNP.

And you openly admitted that you will revise your opinion yourself as and when you like.....you didn't say you'd always revise your stance if a leg over was in the offing....that's just my theory based on your recent actions.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 466
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Posted: 1/2/2018 5:32:37 PM
-orange

You reckon pa aye? What if I had to find an innocent 16 year old girl, corrupt her and get her pregnant "accidentally" to force her to marry me out of desperation? What then? I would have bred no? But my conscience? It would be filthy innit!?!!!

Have you every asked those poor kids of you (whom you condemned to a life of misery by cursing them with you defective genes) how delighted they are of having been fathered by a little brown jobby like you? Have you? Give it a go. You might be surprised by their honesty!

...and I apologise too really but you desperately need a reality check. You'll see that this is doing you more good than bad. X
 scareymush
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Msg: 468
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Posted: 1/2/2018 6:25:51 PM
That comment was not made to you madam....your dishonest claim that it included you shows how despicable you are. You being the person who posts negative remarks about other women's daughters - a young girl you've never encountered is fair game to you apparently as are making jokes about rape.

Your post is a deliberate troll post where you are baiting Orange....you expect he will leave it there? At the point where you've accused him in the wrong?

You know quite well what you are doing, you are, in fact, an expert troll....you spent your Christmas conjuring up baiting posts for me and Orange....you finally got your reward of negative attention and now you've switched tactics to claim victim status once again.

The only way this all ends is if you quit your particular brand of trolling.

If myself and Orange can see through you, others can and will too.

But this is all yours and Flores man's twisted foreplay....what fun and laughter for you both.
 10ky
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Msg: 469
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Posted: 1/2/2018 7:26:42 PM
^^

That comment was not made to you madam....

How many times have you answered posts I post to other people to attack me? Is it only a problem when you are the target? Hypocrite.


your dishonest claim that it included you shows how despicable you are. You being the person who posts negative remarks about other women's daughters - a young girl you've never encountered is fair game to you apparently as are making jokes about rape.

Despicable is you and whoever says that you aren't. Yes, everything is fair game when it comes to you. Everything and anything. That is simply because everything and anything is fair game for you to attacking people on/about.

I hope that being treated the way you treat others is teaching you to be a better person. I hope you learned that bullying does not pay off. You do not scare anyone no more.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 1/3/2018 2:01:11 AM

If that was directed at me as well as Paul orange because you think we are dating and I'm in my late 40s, I lost a baby when I was in my 20s,

Paul is 33. He can have kids with anyone he wants. At any point in the future.

You don't know peoples back story. Anyone on here could have lost a child or anyone's partner.

You maybe want to consider that before you give it the thank **** you'll never breed comments

What an absolutely disgusting thing to say

Do not ever. Ever make a direct post to me and don't ever reference me in your snide digs because I've had enough of you.

Go counsel someone through a miscarriage and then come on a forum telling someone they'll never breed.

As for you scarey. Same goes. You've had your laugh.

Here is hopefully where this shit ends with him and his disgusting breeding comment.


It's quite clear that you have some serious personal issues you need to work through.
 10ky
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Posted: 1/3/2018 2:08:44 AM
^^

Go counsel someone through a miscarriage and then come on a forum telling someone they'll never breed.


Though she's quite right ... you're either a quack or else simply a liar. In short, the one who truly has issue here is you.
 imanorangetiger
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Posted: 1/3/2018 2:20:08 AM
She knew exactly what I meant, so go do one, troll.

And for the record, my wife was 33, not 16, and coercion wasn't required. Stop projecting.


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