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 calliopedreams
Joined: 11/21/2017
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Can I just say I use mine as a washing line. I can peg a whole wash on it.

I'm guessing the vibration feature helps dissipate the moisture, like a wet dog shaking.


Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.

We'll see about that.
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 27
Long schlong
Posted: 1/4/2018 1:39:08 PM
" welcome to Jamaica - have a nice day"
comes to mind.
(I'll explain it if I really have to)

 patriciaanne55
Joined: 1/14/2017
Msg: 28
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Posted: 1/4/2018 1:49:57 PM
Bunny, is that tattooed on your willy, is your ex called Wendy, or did you just
name him willy
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 29
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Posted: 1/4/2018 1:51:38 PM
^^
How's you patty? Long time.

-rabbit
That reminds me of:

https://youtu.be/4mMDmwmZho0?t=12

-host
Ermm .. can't look them in the eye because they spit or because you'd be skewered to high up?

-Bond
Being old is more than just age. I'm 90 in the head, 60 in the flesh. Orange is 3 in the head, 300 in the flesh. As for you, if I had to take you to the park, people would easily mistake me for your dad, sadly.

-cynd
True. Mums tend to be "less fun" than non-mums but one can always work around the problem. lol.

 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 30
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Long schlong
Posted: 1/4/2018 3:51:52 PM
P1ss off, you potheaded troll, and take your microweenie with you.
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 31
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Posted: 1/4/2018 5:00:50 PM
Who pulled his string? The counsella made a sound.
 imanorangetiger
Joined: 12/29/2011
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Long schlong
Posted: 1/4/2018 5:27:05 PM
That was just the echo in your empty chamber pot head, troll.
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
Msg: 33
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Long schlong
Posted: 1/5/2018 6:00:20 AM
I’ve been trying to keep my pecker up all this week.
I’ve been really very poorly and left in bed to rot.
I’m supposed to go back to work next Monday and I’m mega-stressed I’m not gonna be well enough.
Why aren’t you guys entertaining me with your wit?
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 34
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Posted: 1/5/2018 6:32:27 AM
^^
pop a pill. A blue one. It works like a charm ...

.. well, it's not that I know. I've been told it works like a charm i.e. (shifty eyes)

xx

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 Paulineandsalem
Joined: 12/7/2017
Msg: 35
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Posted: 1/5/2018 6:35:29 AM

I’ve been trying to keep my pecker up all this week.
I’ve been really very poorly and left in bed to rot.
I’m supposed to go back to work next Monday and I’m mega-stressed I’m not gonna be well enough.
Why aren’t you guys entertaining me with your wit?


Get well soon mrs
 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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Posted: 1/5/2018 10:45:46 AM
Thanks Pauline :)

I’ve taken the blue pill Paul, it gave me a bad headache
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 37
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Posted: 1/5/2018 11:07:00 AM
........Hope you feel better soon - I'm into day 15 & counting............

 RoxyMoronic
Joined: 6/7/2016
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Long schlong
Posted: 1/7/2018 11:39:47 PM
Only just seen this.....Hope you're feeling better bunny x



 Wrightbus71
Joined: 11/26/2017
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Posted: 1/7/2018 11:45:50 PM
And I hope so too Bunny :-)
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
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Posted: 1/8/2018 6:16:41 AM
If i may quote from the other cinderella, more than a mouthful is wasted

i find that mainly blokes with big knobs like to take it up the gary and one has to work really hard to help them achieve the ultimate crisis in any conventional way,

They are good to look at but not much else
.
still as someone once said you could always stick it in your ear and go as a petrol pump
 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 41
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Posted: 1/8/2018 9:16:16 AM
^^
Aye. I see what you mean but you know, the horror on your partner's face upon unsheathing your giant phallus must be quite a boost to one's ego I'd reckon ...


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 lushbucket
Joined: 6/16/2008
Msg: 42
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Posted: 4/1/2018 9:11:28 AM
WEll with me bell end bouncing off me knees, i have to ask her how deep is her love?.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
Msg: 43
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Posted: 4/1/2018 11:04:03 AM
Disgraceful thread. . Still I did see on line that venezulean
men were,on average of course, 6.9" which is some recompense
from above on high, for working in the worker's paradise .
Alas look way now bollywood afficionados. ..4......." And. .??

Can some one redact this please .....?


Anyway what about Blighty. Alas it's mixed and middling.
Although I'm sure for all the forumite men we'll be drinking
tea in the streets of Caracas tonight. Surely forum women. .ED
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 44
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Posted: 4/1/2018 11:58:03 AM
.....There, I knew I was born in the wrong country............
(puts ruler away)

 Squareslice
Joined: 10/17/2016
Msg: 45
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Posted: 4/1/2018 11:59:09 AM
The UK average is, allegedly, about 5"... off to get the old Vernier callipers out.....
 acrosstheplains
Joined: 8/1/2017
Msg: 46
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Posted: 4/4/2018 1:53:45 PM
seems the right time as world diplomats tirelessly work to improve our safety and wellbeing to bring this post back to view:


How to find out penis size
Posted: 4/1/2013 700 AM
Average penis sizes around the world according to a respected research site the following is true:




Republic of Congo 7.1
Ecuador 7.0
Ghana 6.8
United Kingdom 6.5
Canada 5.9
Germany 5.7
Spain 5.5
Australia 5.2
Russia 5.2
United States 5.1
France 5.0
China 4.3
India 4.1
Thailand 4.0
South Korea 3.8
North Korea 1.8



Guess that explains why the Koreans are always shouting abuse at each other.

 rekirked
Joined: 11/7/2017
Msg: 47
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Posted: 4/4/2018 3:32:11 PM
Finally we beat the Germans at something
 Justanotherchap
Joined: 12/4/2013
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Long schlong
Posted: 4/5/2018 6:10:01 AM
Oh bugger!

smh

mopes

slopes off

etc
 duracell_bunny_one
Joined: 1/21/2015
Msg: 49
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Posted: 4/5/2018 10:39:41 AM
.......nice to know that I got something right............

 10ky
Joined: 11/15/2012
Msg: 50
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Posted: 4/11/2018 4:03:01 AM
^^
I truly have nothing right (mopes). Luckily, I managed to rectify the situation by folding it in half.
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