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 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 76
Instant turn awaysPage 4 of 15    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

Why does the age I have in my profile bother you so much.I'm not here to meet anyone anyway. If it will make you feel any better I will change it to 75. Although, I don't see how its going to help with your insecurity. It's still not going to make YOU any younger.


Nice try, but I'm secure with my age. That's why I don't feel the need to lie about it and shave 15 years off.
 ThePigOfYourDreams
Joined: 6/30/2017
Msg: 77
Instant turn aways
Posted: 2/23/2018 10:19:05 AM

Don't you find it strange to be described as a "handsome young man" by a woman who's supposedly a year younger than you?


My first thought was "she must not have seen my profile".


I think Mr. Pig is a very handsome young man as well.
But I can say that (I think) because I'm wicked old.


My black heart melts anytime you do. (bats eyelashes) ;)


I'm 75 now, so I can say it without getting my head chewed off.


I actually did think you looked older than 47. (no offense, just being honest) I would never have guessed anywhere near 75, though.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 78
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Posted: 2/23/2018 10:27:17 AM

Holy shit. She added another picture that will surely make them increase.


It's definitely a "Ooh baby...Come to Butthead" picture...
 ThePigOfYourDreams
Joined: 6/30/2017
Msg: 79
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Posted: 2/23/2018 10:29:14 AM
My official theme song..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-qCzPoIOM
 norwegianguy456
Joined: 6/11/2015
Msg: 80
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Posted: 2/23/2018 12:45:01 PM

Many women claim shirtless pictures are a dealbreaker. However I know men that claim they got more emails from women after adding a shirtless picture.

It's a false statement, even representing normal women in general. But it's repeated, so many of us assume it's true. OKC did an analysis on guys under-30 or 35, and showed they get More replies with a shirt-off pic. But less-than-normal when older, which I assume is when you see more of those creepy beer-gut guys built like Alex Jones who think they're all that. It's a positive built nicely and not being a d!ck about it, and it's a negative if you're not built well. In the end, when a lot of gals say they don't like [this], don't take it as the gospel truth. In some circumstances, it can be the opposite.

Holy shit. She added another picture that will surely make them increase.

Yah, that 2nd pic from msg #11 -- she surely doesn't seem like the shy fawn who's new to the concept of dating... but more like a delicious all-you-can-eat entree. :)

I thought I was the forum queen?
I tell everyone IRL that.

You are, browneyes! You have the crown on in your picture to prove it, too. :)

Too super-good looking

Yeah, I always hate those girls. Could never date them at all. ;)

Why does the age I have in my profile bother you so much.I'm not here to meet anyone anyway. If it will make you feel any better I will change it to 75.

To be fair though, 47->75 is a big leap, and makes one scratch the head. Especially if, as you say, weren't on here to meet anyone (but only recently started posting). Your 1st pic looks ~47, and your 2nd pic looks Great for 75, although, it's easily seen as no 47 (unless many years baked out in the sun).

That said... If I truly came on for forums-only @73, I would see the benefit of putting 45 as my age down, with no pics (or a pic from the past) -- to avoid "old person" assumptive stereotypes, when expressing my POVs.
 HanoverFella
Joined: 1/16/2018
Msg: 81
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Posted: 2/23/2018 1:25:01 PM


Why does the age I have in my profile bother you so much.I'm not here to meet anyone anyway. If it will make you feel any better I will change it to 75.


75??!? Wowzers! I was thinking between 55-60 maybe, but not 75
 MsSkeezix
Joined: 7/1/2017
Msg: 82
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Posted: 2/23/2018 1:30:02 PM

75??!? Wowzers! I was thinking between 55-60 maybe, but not 75


I turn 80 in April. S'pose I can snag one of those 'half my age plus seven guys'???

hahahahaha

;-)
 browneyesboo
Joined: 1/17/2018
Msg: 83
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Posted: 2/23/2018 1:51:23 PM

75??!? Wowzers! I was thinking between 55-60 maybe, but not 75


I'm pretty sure she was joking about being 75.
Sort of like reverse psychology or negative compensation or over undercompensation
or maybe just self deprecating.
I dunno.

I wish I was joking about my age, but I do get discounts at movies...I've
come full circle.
 HanoverFella
Joined: 1/16/2018
Msg: 84
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Posted: 2/23/2018 1:52:46 PM

^
I turn 80 in April. S'pose I can snag one of those 'half my age plus seven guys'???
^^ very pretty, you’d make some 47 year olds day :))
 Naturalselection53
Joined: 1/13/2016
Msg: 85
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Posted: 2/23/2018 1:58:54 PM

Nice try, but I'm secure with my age. That's why I don't feel the need to lie about it and shave 15 years off.

Sure, sure you are. Thats why you are so concerned about my age. BTW thank you. I do look good for 63. LOL You could tell me I looked like a 100 year old crack whore. I'd still just sit and laugh at you.






I actually did think you looked older than 47. (no offense, just being honest) I would never have guessed anywhere near 75, though[\quote] I'm not offended at all. I agree, I do look older.
 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 86
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Posted: 2/23/2018 2:14:02 PM

Sure, sure you are. Thats why you are so concerned about my age. BTW thank you. I do look good for 63. LOL You could tell me I looked like a 100 year old crack whore. I'd still just sit and laugh at you.


Don't laugh too hard. It creates wrinkles, and heaven forbid, you don't need any more of those. 15 years was just an even figure I threw out there. If you're that age, then I'm the Queen of England.
 MsSkeezix
Joined: 7/1/2017
Msg: 87
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Posted: 2/23/2018 2:18:58 PM

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Sure, sure you are. Thats why you are so concerned about my age. BTW thank you. I do look good for 63. LOL You could tell me I looked like a 100 year old crack whore. I'd still just sit and laugh at you.


Don't laugh too hard. It creates wrinkles, and heaven forbid, you don't need any more of those. 15 years was just an even figure I threw out there. If you're that age, then I'm the Queen of England.


I thought she already dubbed you Queen of the Forums! hahahaha

You guys are so funny.

Oops. I laughed.
Even more wrinkles<<<

Horrors!!

;-)
 Naturalselection53
Joined: 1/13/2016
Msg: 88
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Posted: 2/23/2018 2:25:00 PM

If you're that age, then I'm the Queen of England.

I thought you were the Forums Queen, Now you want to be called the Queen of England too. I'm just going to start calling you Queenie.
Once again, repeat after me 10 times.
Im the forums Queen and of England too.


Feel better? good!

The dinner meds should be arriving shortly, Queenie
 Platinum_Blonde_Angel
Joined: 1/23/2018
Msg: 89
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Posted: 2/23/2018 2:31:25 PM
I want to be EMPRESS EUGENIA

that tops the Queen

bwa ha ha

BTW my birth date & month are the same as the Queen of England (also Iggy Pop & Tony Danza)
 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 90
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Posted: 2/23/2018 2:42:42 PM

I thought you were the Forums Queen, Now you want to be called the Queen of England too. I'm just going to start calling you Queenie.
Once again, repeat after me 10 times.
Im the forums Queen and of England too.


Feel better? good!

The dinner meds should be arriving shortly, Queenie


You mean you can actually still think with your dementia?

Actually, the name, Queenie fits you better than it does me. I know someone with a Shar-Pei puppy by that name. She looks a lot like you, only her wrinkles are way cuter.
 Naturalselection53
Joined: 1/13/2016
Msg: 91
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Posted: 2/23/2018 3:07:34 PM

Actually, the name, Queenie fits you better than it does me. I know someone with a Shar-Pei puppy by that name. She looks a lot like you, only her wrinkles are way cuter.
Now you're catching on Queenie, that was actually quite funny. You sort of remind me of my friends Shih tzu. Kinda cute but yappy and annoying as feck. Have your meds not arrived yet?
 halcyon_skies
Joined: 7/27/2015
Msg: 92
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Posted: 2/23/2018 3:08:54 PM

Now you're catching on Queenie, that was actually quite funny. You sort of remind me of my friends Shih tzu. Kinda cute but yappy and annoying as feck. Have your meds not arrived yet?


No, you ate them. They were tucked into your doggie treats.
 MachIMustangII
Joined: 2/16/2018
Msg: 93
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Posted: 2/23/2018 3:13:45 PM
Bulldog, meet Shih Tzu. Combine these breeds, and we have something that Bull-Shih Tzu. :)

its ironic how in a post about turn offs and dogs, we have examples of women's cat....er, playfulness :) Carry on, ladies.
 Cynderella
Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 94
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Posted: 2/23/2018 3:28:04 PM

Bull-Shih Tzu


That was funny....

I would like to be the court jester pls
 aintnodeal
Joined: 4/10/2016
Msg: 95
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Posted: 2/23/2018 3:42:44 PM
Just wanna say if my date gets into a catfight while out with me, that's an instant turn-off and probably and early end to the date to be followed with a very stern GHOSTING.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
 Sweet_Danimal
Joined: 10/31/2015
Msg: 96
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Posted: 2/23/2018 8:19:06 PM
All this talk about being the 'Forums Queen' makes me think of one question...
Does Her Highness' Royal Scepter... have five speed settings?

...and an AC adapter?
 Nestaron
Joined: 10/11/2017
Msg: 97
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Posted: 2/23/2018 8:48:22 PM
It's a wooden spoon
 Platinum_Blonde_Angel
Joined: 1/23/2018
Msg: 98
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Posted: 2/24/2018 4:09:42 AM
^^ Nope- a Birmingham Meat Baton
 Naturalselection53
Joined: 1/13/2016
Msg: 99
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Posted: 2/24/2018 4:30:38 AM
I was thinking more a broomstick. shhh, don't tell her I said that.
 MsSkeezix
Joined: 7/1/2017
Msg: 100
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Posted: 2/24/2018 5:22:50 AM

I was thinking more a broomstick. shhh, don't tell her I said that.


Why not go all the way and put a stake through her heart~

So mean...
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