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 Paulineandzeus
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It's very odd that you can drink alcohol in England at 9am.

Maybe it's not. But in Scotland it's 11am.

The thought of a sesh at 9am is madness

Or even 1. Not a sesh.

Since the last two posts blah blah etc etc

Goal
 Jacknher
Joined: 4/23/2018
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Posted: 8/28/2018 3:02:57 AM
@ Vlad
That fireworks waterfall looked awesome....and well worth seeing live if I ever get the chance to see one somewhere.


This is my favourite YouTube clip atm. Australian comedian.....but quite serious about the American gun problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgq3ZfCuRYo
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/28/2018 3:50:19 AM
Just saw something that said

The idea that people share mental health issues for attention is poison

People die in silence every day.

That attention can save lives.

Remarkable quote in my opinion
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 8/29/2018 2:45:40 AM
Went to see a play by the Mikron Theatre company last night. They are a touring company performing in pubs and halls travelling around the country in a barge. Just 4 of them each plays a number of roles and the company write their own stuff. Last nights play was about Womens Suffrage. Very moving and funny in places. But reminded me that another 100 years on we still don't have democracy.
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/29/2018 4:11:26 AM
Never seen as many rough sleepers as I have in a city of this size. Newcastle.

Someone died on the streets last night. This should not be happening in a country as rich as this

It really is shameful.
 vlad dracul
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Posted: 8/29/2018 5:01:52 AM
My pal over in K/Town ontario sent me this link yesterday. It is mental. And identity politics are involved as well. I suppose halfords could supply the emergency first aid kit with a first aid bike pump............


"North America’s first known sex doll brothel opening in Toronto

Toronto will soon be home to North America’s first known sex doll brothel, offering sexual services with six silicone-made dolls.

According to the website for Aura Dolls, the company behind the brothel, the vision is to bring a new way to achieve sexual needs “without the many restrictions and limitations that a real partner may come with.”

The brothel is expected to open in a shopping plaza on Yonge St., south of Sheppard Ave., on Sept. 8.

There are six different female sex dolls advertised. “Exotic girls to cater to everyone’s choice of beauty,” the website reads.

“We tried really hard to try to cater to every single standard of beauty, we have different ethnicity, different eye colours, different hair colour,” said Claire Lee, a representative for Aura Dolls. The company said they plan on expanding their collection “in the near future,” and will add male dolls.

The dolls are made of silicone, which is designed to give them a realistic look and feel, she said. In order to sanitize the dolls, Lee said a three-step routine is used after each booking.

However, staff still “highly recommend” the use of condoms, according to the website.

Spending half an hour with one doll costs $80, with two dolls running $160. For an hour, the cost is $120 with one doll. The maximum listed time is four hours for $480 per doll.

Doors at the new brothel for separate entry and exit will be used to ensure “maximum privacy for customers.” While the business does plan on having staff on-site, they “should not have any interaction,” Lee said.

“The reason why we do that is to make sure that everyone feels comfortable coming in and exiting,” she said, noting that people may feel shy or awkward about visiting the site.

A spokesperson for the city confirmed to the Star Monday evening that they have “no record of a municipal business licence” for the establishment.

However, Lee said that the business is operating within the law. “The only law stating with anything to do with the dolls is that it has to meet a height requirement. It can’t resemble a child,” she said. “We made sure that all their dolls fit the criteria and don’t resemble children.”

Councillor John Filion, Ward 23 Willowdale, said his staff will be “throwing the book at (Aura Dolls) for everything they can.”

“I’ve still got people studying to see what’s legal and what isn’t,” Filion said. He noted that a bylaw introduced in North York in the ’90s prevents retail sex shops operating outside of industrial areas. Filion said his office is still confirming that the bylaw is active following harmonization, which condensed the six boroughs’ bylaws after amalgamation in 1998.

“If the bylaw that I brought in 20 years ago still exists, it would prohibit this,” Filion said.

“There’s legal issues,” he said, suggesting that people interested in using the sex dolls might consider doing so at home, rather than at a brothel.

The councillor said he’s received complaints from constituents about the business. “The phone’s ringing off the hook today,” Filion said.

Speaking to the Star Monday evening, Lee said that Aura Dolls hasn’t directly received any pushback.

“When we first started we really thought we would, but were surprised to see that the community is very open about it. They’re really happy. They seemed very curious and excited about it,” she said.

Speaking to the Star in April about sex robots in general, intimacy coach and sex educator Kim Switnicki said integrating sex robots into the bedroom can be valuable to society, especially for those who need more education or have trouble maintaining “in-real-life” relationships.

These are called “mediated relationships,” which Switnicki said is a relatively new field of research.

“Virtually all couples have mismatched sex drives, so it seems an obvious solution, but it does depend on how the partner chooses to use or interact or view the robot,” she said. “It really depends on how you value sex in the marriage context.”

In the same article, author Neil McArthur raised the question of the dolls’ appearance. “Will they be pornified fembots?” he said. “These exaggerated female creatures with huge breasts that look like this teenage male fantasy of what a woman should look like.”

He said researchers are looking at how to address gender issues that may arise from the appearance of sex robots."

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/08/26/north-americas-first-known-sex-doll-brothel-opening-in-toronto.html
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 8/29/2018 5:23:50 AM
You didn't say if you approved or not Vlad!

I can't see any harm in this, better than trafficing women surely? A bit of me thinks it is wrong but really why should I object to someone shagging a bit of plastic other than it isn't eco friendly - used banana skins would be kinder to the world.
 vlad dracul
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Posted: 8/29/2018 5:47:48 AM
Chapster

"You didn't say if you approved or not Vlad!

I can't see any harm in this, better than trafficing women surely? A bit of me thinks it is wrong but really why should I object to someone shagging a bit of plastic other than it isn't eco friendly - used banana skins would be kinder to the world."


I'm in favour of the plans to be honest. Anything that saves lassies from a using and abusing is fine by me.
It was interesting to note that some thought was going into not making the dolls to child like.

Maybe if the dolls were made and were not too expensive to buy then the sexually frustrated and the weirdos would buy one for to keep in the hoose.

Although a lot of the rapist beasts are more into the power and control they wield over a victim.

I'm not too sure about the 'brothel' being in a shopping centre though. Did you go on the link and see the photie of one of the dolls?

I thought of the episode of only fools and the ones they had.
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 8/29/2018 7:42:10 AM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised but I've led a sheltered life. I just googled "buy a sex doll". The first on the list was a shop, plenty of bargains at £1500 - soon get your money back on th

Alibaba came up in the listings too with remote control dildos, his'n'hers anal plugs ad loads of sex dolls. I was particularly impressed with the travel size Granny love doll complete with no teeth :-)

Over on Amazon they have "165CM Inflatable Dolls Women 's Ladies Loudspeaker Eating Pants Folded with Men 's Appliances Lingerie Gift ". Disclaimer - Someone will know what that is but not me.

That's been a fun 5 minutes!
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 8/29/2018 7:53:09 AM

The company said they plan on expanding their collection “in the near future,” and will add male dolls

Phew
that’s alright then
Not for me
No
Like
For a friend
Phew
That’s ok then
 rekirked
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Posted: 8/29/2018 8:15:25 AM
Wait for it, some sort of association of sex workers will pipe up that their livelihoods are under threat from cheap foreign labour. Believe it or not plenty of women choose to sell themselves and make a fairly decent living.
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 8/29/2018 8:26:58 AM
As long as they don’t get all fanatical and try to blow them up :)

(I kill myself, I really do)

Wait....are they like those robot ones, if so my joke doesn’t work.
Vlad whenever someone mentions sex dolls I think of the exact same episode :)
 vlad dracul
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Posted: 8/29/2018 9:04:36 AM
Roxy
Lol nice one.

But lets say one of those who buy one of the dolls takes her out. Cheap night food and drink wise. If you think she's too skinny then a bike pump sorts that.

Back hame though it gets dangerous. The gadgies arse is going up and down like a fiddlers elbow. Then BANG. No HE doesn't explode. SHE does though.

His left gonads launches out the window and flies over america. Hundreds of cult members kill themselves at this unexplained flying objects. The american air force shoot down anything in sight.

In los angeles big Yo Dog Killah is with his homies and the gonad kills him. Yo muthafvckas who did done that? It was the west side 44th street crips. Gang warfare kicks off. 26 dead. Many maimed and the national guard on the streets.

Meanwhile his right gonad flies over the uk. But we pretend we never seen it as gonads just DO NOT fly in our airspace.

It gets a free run over france because air traffic control is on strike. Again.

Flies over the med and into israel. It just so happens the head of mossad is in a cafe having his brekkie.

WHACK. And he's gone. Who done it goes up the cry. Auld missus goldfarb (who is blind) says it was the iranians.

The israeli war machine goes to it. But before they hit iran they kick the fvxk out of lebanon. Nae reason. Just that they ALWAYS kick fvck out of Lebanon.

A nuclear strike hits iran. Millions dead.

Germany foots the bill because they get guilt tripped. Again.

Do you not think that just choking the chicken is much safer?
 Justanotherchap
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Posted: 8/29/2018 9:27:43 AM
Bong! "Police raid cafe in Brixton"

 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/29/2018 9:56:24 AM
And Kevin Bridges is a.............................


a.........................................................................................................

a.................................................................................................................................

say it quietly (Indy supporter, only found that out today, not why I like him)

This is still his funniest sketch I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdsuShabEx8

Imagine naming your daughter after the nightclub she was conceived in :)
 rekirked
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Posted: 8/30/2018 4:29:37 AM
You can't hum when holding your nose.
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/30/2018 2:32:02 PM
I saw this tweet just now

THIS

Is why people should not laugh at suicide

My oldest friend committed suicide today. Genuinely the happiest guy I know - life & soul of every night out - and yet from what we heard today he’s planned to do this for a while. Seek help people, don’t fight shit alone.
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/30/2018 2:34:26 PM
I saw something on facebook that said, the skin in the vagina is the same as inside a womans cheeks

and then (I bet all women reading this are touching their cheek with their tongue)

That made me laugh
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/30/2018 3:02:25 PM
I bought some wholewheat noodles. Yellow stickered, thought they were going to be rotten

Added some soy sauce and some chilli powder and some artichokes I had in a jar in the cupboard.

Lovely, surprisingly so, very surprisingly so

And they were YS so that cost around 20p

Think they were vegan as well which I didn't know when I bought them
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 8/30/2018 3:32:55 PM
Kevin Bridges on Danny Dyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS0AEw-Q-Ns

I may have posted this before, no apologies if I have :)

LOL

This is also very funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uT6wmKgMys

Getting set aboot at a bus stop (PMSL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3w5Ci-h9M

LMAO!!!!!!

Hes got a stronger accent than me, but I don't struggle to understand him oddly enough :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8eSwIACwK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-eWjYevE8
 RoxyMoronic
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Posted: 8/30/2018 11:31:18 PM
I went to see Hotel Transylvania 3 yesterday.
Played crazy golf.
Went on the skyline zip wire.
Then played some zombie game in the arcade.
Heights and zombies are two things that terrify me.
But I had fun mostly.
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 9/1/2018 12:39:03 PM
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Motherwell won today

And HEARTS are TOP EH DA LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if Celtic win tomorrow they wont go top

Shame DAT
 Paulineandzeus
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Posted: 9/1/2018 2:32:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3w5Ci-h9M

More kevin bridges

Bus stop sketch

In order to maintain the highest quality forums you are restricted to having no more then 2 of the last 10 posts on a thread.
Since 2 of the last 10 posts are yours you can not post to this thread.
 vlad dracul
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Posted: 9/3/2018 8:14:09 AM
If any of yous are at a loose end or wanting something to read then here's a wee story. Although I'm not a bbc lover their long reads web site gets some boss stories now and then...............




"Princess Alice disaster: The Thames' 650 forgotten dead

The Princess Alice sank in the River Thames on 3 September 1878, killing hundreds of ordinary Londoners returning home from a day trip to the seaside. The tragedy, now largely forgotten, dominated newspaper headlines and led to changes to the shipping industry.

A boatman hooks another body out of the foul-smelling Thames, a grisly prize that will earn him five shillings.

A few days before, the Princess Alice had been smashed in two as it returned to London packed with men, women and children who had been on a trip to Kent.

About 650 lives were lost and for weeks bodies decayed in the polluted water or washed up on the riverbank."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44800309
 try1more
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:53:31 AM
hey vlad
if you like a good story try this, fiction or prediction? pretty short so wont take too long.
a much better example of extrapolation than any recent attempts :-)

title: a logic named joe
author: Murray Leinster
pub: 1946

find it here

http://www.baen.com/chapters/W200506/0743499107___2.htm

this site gives a good description of the time it was written.


https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/19/a_logic_named_joe/

never noticed before but this page has a link to a pdf version, it's an advert so not sure if it has the whole story or not.
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