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 ChorusAurora
Joined: 4/2/2018
Msg: 51
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^^^
Just don't roll around a lot while making out on the rug, because you might end up in the fire.


Would that not just add to the sizzle!?!

hahahaha

;-)
 Dave of Indiana
Joined: 3/18/2009
Msg: 52
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 4/21/2018 7:12:44 PM
... my daughter told me I'm old enough to have an autographed version of the Bible.
 MachIMustangII
Joined: 2/16/2018
Msg: 53
You know you are getting laid when...
Posted: 4/21/2018 8:21:29 PM
Mine says, "don't tell Dad what we did with the wine, He'd crucify Me"

what does yours say?
 flowersinthelake
Joined: 5/11/2018
Msg: 54
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 5/26/2018 5:33:45 AM
I don't have an expiration date.
 mikeparkin2
Joined: 7/25/2016
Msg: 55
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/1/2018 8:04:43 PM
When you don't fancy anyone your own age !
 from site to sight
Joined: 11/30/2007
Msg: 56
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 7:57:40 AM
When someone younger tells you of the latest things they have done, and you reply "When I was your age..."
Or when you see a young hot looking person, and say "If only I was 20 years younger..."
 Whisky_River
Joined: 10/14/2017
Msg: 57
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 8:08:52 AM
You're done with all the Drama.
You've finally figured out...you can't fix anyone else.
Their problems are theirs...not yours.
 trinity818
Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 58
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 8:55:36 AM
When you injure yourself while sleeping.
 cooldog65
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 59
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 9:08:35 AM

You know you are getting OLD when...


You're double the age of most strippers and almost triple the age of the youngest ones...
 winfieldbrian
Joined: 8/9/2008
Msg: 60
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 9:26:23 AM
You know you're getting old when all of the women you date from POF have a "Sex ... been there, done that, not doing it anymore" attitude.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 61
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 9:38:06 AM
...you spent the last 2 days rotating heat and ice on your back....and the thought of even getting dressed is the last thing on your mind...
 Whisky_River
Joined: 10/14/2017
Msg: 62
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 9:47:23 AM
^^^I feel for ya...
I should have known better.....too!
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 63
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 2:55:54 PM
When I realized that I've been riding motorcycles for a half century.

That the bikes I rode in my youth were never admired, but now they are. And are now worth 3 times what I paid for them, originally.
(Hey! I still got 'em!!!)
 CynthiaSM
Joined: 7/23/2017
Msg: 64
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 3:46:33 PM
Not only do I not feel like working on my house or yard all day, or evening after work, I don't feel like owning a house at all anymore.
 SS4544Spd
Joined: 8/31/2016
Msg: 65
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 5:26:08 PM
When you start receiving invitations for free luncheons from funeral homes.
 ChorusAurora
Joined: 4/2/2018
Msg: 66
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 5:39:34 PM
^^^hahaha

When you start receiving invitations for free luncheons from funeral homes.


I just got one the other day<<<'Is cremation in your future?'

;-)
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 67
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/2/2018 9:04:52 PM

^^^I feel for ya...
I should have known better.....too!

you would think at "this" age....we would learn!


Not only do I not feel like working on my house or yard all day, or evening after work, I don't feel like owning a house at all anymore.

I'm starting to wonder how I'm going to keep up with it all in a few years!
 browneyesboo
Joined: 1/17/2018
Msg: 68
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/5/2018 12:15:02 PM
You know you're getting old when you know there's
7 billion people in the world and you really only want to
be friends with 20 or so of them.
Maybe another 50 or so you like well enough to call
acquaintances and another 20 you tolerate because you have to.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 69
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Posted: 6/5/2018 4:02:24 PM
hell....I don't think my numbers are that high!!
I keep making my "circle" smaller and smaller - weeded out the drama and BSers!!
 Ladyinred0407
Joined: 2/6/2016
Msg: 70
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/5/2018 6:00:39 PM

When you injure yourself while sleeping



LOL True story.....Many years ago while sleeping, I began dreaming, a large snake, like a Python, had slithered into my bed and was under my neck. I was sleeping on my stomach . As I fought to wake up, I slowly took my left hand, slid it under my neck, and grabbed for "the snake," jerking hard to the side. away from me....………………

Damn near pulled my right shoulder out of it's socket and all but fell off the bed. My right arm had been trapped under my neck, on my pillow, becoming completely numb. Like cold and dead...………….I laughed and cried!
 purplerider1200
Joined: 9/10/2011
Msg: 71
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/5/2018 8:05:20 PM

Oh, what happened to your "Gas station stickup" photo?


When you pull or strain something-And can't remember how you did it during the day?
 NewYorker58
Joined: 6/11/2013
Msg: 72
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/5/2018 8:52:30 PM
I'm not slowing down. I use yardwork as a form of exercise. You know the saying, use it or lose it. I'm hoping and trying to be in as good of a condition as my elderly mom is. She's always kept moving.

I will say, 30 year olds look like young kids to me☺
 dragonbytes
Joined: 9/15/2015
Msg: 73
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You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/6/2018 9:15:28 AM
0 You have more prescriptions than dates.
0 You are on a first name basis with Walgreen's.
0 Visiting doctors is the high point of your social life.
0 You get the senior discount without asking.
0 Even though the sign says we card everyone before selling alcohol, they never card you.
 jco415
Joined: 1/4/2017
Msg: 74
You know you are getting OLD when...
Posted: 6/6/2018 3:07:01 PM
When you realize that Saving Private Ryan came out 20 years ago!
 MachIMustangII
Joined: 2/16/2018
Msg: 75
You know you are getting BOLD when...
Posted: 6/6/2018 6:55:50 PM
you no longer say,

"you know what I want to be when I grow up?"

and have replaced it with,

"you know you're getting old when..."
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