I was being truthful Lad. That is all. I really don't think Women of your age group would be receptive to when you were 8 years old, and what was written.
Don't lose sleep over it. Don't worry about an apology. It is a non issue.
It was how you put it that was the reason it sounded mean to me not the fact you said women wouldn't find it funny. Now I know you weren't trying to be mean I apologise despite you telling me not to apologise to you.
I think he misunderstood you originally and thought maybe you was having a wind up, hence the rubber sheet remarks etc (maybe a bit harsh)
It wasn't until later (when he was making food) that he realised you were serious.
Exactly, I originally thought it was a wind up.
When making food it clicked he had some issues like he later revealed going on, and that he was serious. Nothing to worry about now.
Ah so the entire thing was a misunderstanding.