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 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Yep, I agree!
if the girls can have R2 D2
then the men can knock over C3PO
 jt guy
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 47
Fleshlight...?
Posted: 3/20/2012 6:50:30 AM
I bought a Fleshlight, but had to return it to the factory for a refund. It kept having a headache at night.
 SirDorksAlot
Joined: 12/8/2011
Msg: 48
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Posted: 3/20/2012 12:53:38 PM

Would anyone be so desperate to buy one of those ridiculous things?

ridiculous? what is so ridiculous? what about those buzzing things and big flesh****? hmm? it's not a double standard. its the same thing.

Hey..... women have their variety of toys and so do men.
DEAL WITH IT :P
 dondea
Joined: 12/10/2007
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Posted: 3/20/2012 1:06:07 PM
it guy: "I bought a Fleshlight, but had to return it to the factory for a refund. It kept having a headache at night."

So you forgot to change the batteries afterwards.
 jt guy
Joined: 12/24/2008
Msg: 50
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Posted: 3/21/2012 9:56:17 PM
Yeah, dondea. I got so weak I could not flash anyone, all I have left is enough to flicker someone with. I never have any luck with the inflatable dolls either. Poke holes in the darn things !
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 51
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Posted: 3/21/2012 10:52:53 PM
Never banged a "Fleshlight" or any other inatimate object, or for that matter animals; but I might.

Don't call me a weirdo if I buy a Fleshlight; I may just buy like, ten of them. Varied, of course. And why, I'll assemble them in all sorts of configurations like something a perverted Jungle-gym architect would design if he was uninhibited or really inebriated.

Yes to the Fleshlight, yes to Blow-up Dolls, yes to Androids, anything and everything that we as males can possibly due to eliminate the need for women. In a nice way, of course, just saying. They have twat, and this presents an unfair negotiating paradigm, because they know; we can't be without it. With hot, submissive/sub-serviant (spelling?) Androids showering us with affection, these websites will soon become a shooting gallery of .5 man to every 10 women/girls/chicks, I assure you!

Bring on the plastic women! I'll keep the newly-lonely sentient ones company while you have at it. Cheers...
 Trickytransam
Joined: 12/2/2010
Msg: 52
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Posted: 3/24/2012 7:27:50 PM
Have 2, and looking at buying a third.

They are pricy, but much better than your hand, or a risky hook up.

Tenga cups are cheaper, but are disposable, and for us larger guys - you have to buy the U.S. version as the Japanese versions (Regular) have reportedly been too tight for most larger guys.

THe best thing about fleshlights is they are washable and re-usable. Very easy to clean. Little bit of warm water, rinse, and then put a little bit of corn starch back on to make it soft as silk again ready for the next use.
You can choose your texture, oriface, and color.
Put them in warm water for about 10 minutes before use to warm them up.
Use a good water based lubricant.
One method to try: Shoe Method.
Put a sneaker on the floor. Slide your fleshlight into it.
Get down in push up position and go to town on the fleshlight. You will not last long in this position as it is VERY intense.

Nothing wrong with toys - Variety is the spice of life.
Avoid super cheap toys and mastubation sleeves. The material reacts poorly with other toys and may be dangerous to your health.
 LabradorOokpik
Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 3/25/2012 9:30:30 PM
Not everyone thinks there's anything wrong with guys having toys....I used to sell adult toys to make extra money and sold items similar to "fleshlight". I wish more guys had gone for them, I might have had more sales!
 Frogy27
Joined: 5/12/2011
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Posted: 3/26/2012 6:26:25 AM
toys in bed wtf ever time my gfs got a toy i got dumped ther mad to replace men because now the dont need use to get off
 A Curious Kitten
Joined: 6/30/2008
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Posted: 3/26/2012 9:39:09 AM
Did someone read the question to you froggy?
 Frogy27
Joined: 5/12/2011
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Posted: 3/26/2012 11:41:39 AM
it still ant right if you have a gf and bang a toy if you like toys more ditch the man our woman
 Trickytransam
Joined: 12/2/2010
Msg: 57
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Posted: 3/26/2012 7:24:35 PM
Huh?? Hardly.

They are for sexual enhancement and to mix things up. Nothing is worse than the old boring routine.
Many couples use them as additional sensations, and for a different feeling.

There are numerous different inserts, each with its own unique feeling.
If there is loss of a relationship over a toy it's probably because of other underlying issues going on.
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
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Posted: 3/26/2012 7:44:16 PM
Starting to see why all Frogy's girlfriends have cheated on him....
 LabradorOokpik
Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 3/26/2012 7:54:36 PM

They are for sexual enhancement and to mix things up. Nothing is worse than the old boring routine.
Many couples use them as additional sensations, and for a different feeling.


My best customers were married couples...I sold more to them than I did to single people.
 PittsburghVixen
Joined: 6/27/2009
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/26/2012 7:55:01 PM
@ MsMicki

But on the other hand, he's a great communicator.
 optimismfirst
Joined: 2/29/2012
Msg: 61
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Posted: 3/28/2012 10:46:19 AM
your clearly doing something wrong if you cant get the real thing and have to resort to a joke like that.
 DerekDiabloCBC
Joined: 11/5/2011
Msg: 62
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Posted: 3/28/2012 11:12:56 AM
In the jailhouse they make something like one of these called a "Fifi". Most people just make them out of like rubber gloves and towels and stuff, but other people, mainly jitts (younger guys) also roll upp the mattress and stick one in the middle, throw it on the rack (metal where the mattress sits on), and really have at it. Or so they say...

As for me I never utilized any of these Macguyver-type pvssy substitutes. I'm super-perverted and everything, but just can't get into the concept of banging a tube. Robots and androids sound great though, so I'm not judging anyone or acting above it.

Any of you guys ever made/used a Fifi? In jail they really get elaborate and technical when they talk about making them. Sounds like a lot of trouble to me, but then aagin I'm so good sexually that I can't get enough of myself, even when I'm in a relationship with a super-hott girl/chick/woman/stripper. A Fleshlight is just a fancy way to jack-off, I think. Thus, it's the same thing or should be viewed as such really. I can't imagine revealing to a woman that I had one or whatever though. I may have a lot of action figures, comic books, Punk Rock cd's/flyers/shirts ect., Star Wars books, and other ultra-adolescent stuff lying around, plus lots of raunchy porn in my closet stacked and in plain sight, all of which probably gives the average woman who isn't used to being around such male-ism pause for consideration; but I'm not sure you guys should be so open about your enthusiasm for this rather "unique" apparatus.

On the other hand, if you get plenty of hot girls easily like I do, then who cares what they think. Even still, I suggest you have sex with them first a few times before you show them your "special friend" just in case it turns them off from you. This way, at least you already conquered them and who cares if you never see them again. This is why I say a few times, so you can do mostly everything you want to with them before the door closes. Ten encounters should suffice to really experience their spectrum. Then by all means, bring your "toy" out and see if she doesn't tell you that she has to go check on her car real quick.

But hey, what do I know. Can any of you guys tell us how new girls react when you bust your Fleshlight out or open up about it? A woman's toy is a lot different to me, because you can DP them with it, or eat them out and use it on them at the same time. I can't imagine incorporating a fleshlight into a sexual encounter with a woman. It kind of leaves the woman out in my mind. Tell us how you bang a chick and incorporate one if you can. I would have zero interest in this topic if it were only guys talking about this, but the fact that there are women present has me intrigued.
 slrigtoh
Joined: 2/15/2012
Msg: 63
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Posted: 3/28/2012 12:05:57 PM
so i must say that those who havent tried are missing out. its not there for a female replacement, its for your pleasure. it also teaches you some great control!! lol
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 64
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Posted: 3/28/2012 1:37:56 PM
A Curious Kitten on 3/26/2012

Did someone read the question to you froggy?



That was very sarcastic and insensitive comment... I think I love you.

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