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 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 21
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!Page 3 of 7    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
to avoid stupidity?
be a stupid
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 22
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 11:17:44 AM
so u dont ahve 2 avoid ut
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 23
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 11:19:46 AM
whats wrong Eternal
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 24
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 11:21:13 AM
You are smart Pin
 pepsii01
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 25
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 4:19:32 PM
i really wanted to reply to ^ that one however i shall contain myself and behave
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 26
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:00:00 PM
I drive with the music up and I sing with all my windows and sunroof open. If they dont' like it they have windows they can do up!
 gotu
Joined: 5/23/2005
Msg: 27
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:14:42 PM
1. find brain
2. insert into skull cavity
3. plug into all systems
4. press go....
If this doesn't work find a new brain.... repeat steps 2-4
 WESTCOASTBABE
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 28
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:15:41 PM
1. When lighting your propane bbq lift the lid before you light from the bottom ... if you do not scream .. heads up... or run for your life...before the air bound bbq lands on yourself

2. Never be fall over drunk near open flame and if you are fall ass first in the flames and have help right away to pull you out

3. never tell your friends you had all your dogs teeth pulled.... lol
 hi
Joined: 2/13/2004
Msg: 29
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:54:46 PM
i dont think emotions arent stupid
 Cadillac_Man
Joined: 8/1/2005
Msg: 30
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/25/2005 11:52:16 PM
THINK before you post
 pepsii01
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 31
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/25/2005 11:53:56 PM
avoid being stoopid be aware
 Celyne
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 32
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 8/26/2005 10:01:59 AM
Don't park on a hill nose down with less than 1/4 tank of gas...you may not start your vehicle again!
 Dougweiser
Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 33
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 6:23:06 PM
never pee into the wind

never trust a fart

never waste a hard on
 Captain Sargasmo
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 34
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 7:07:57 PM
you don't tug on supermans cape,
you don't spit into the wind,
you don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger,
and you don't mess around with Jim.

~ Jim Croce

seriously tho...some good advice? when throwing wood into a big fire, it really doesn't matter which way the wind is blowing, as it will change direction once you've got a good rhythm going. suddenly you'll smell funny and approximately 1/2 of your body will be hairless. this includes eyebrows.

just because i can stand on a fire for 45 seconds before getting off it, doesn't mean you can. i got off it because my pants were on fire, not because my shoes melted to the wood. next time wear army boots...not sneakers.
 Dougweiser
Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 35
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 7:15:14 PM
do not offer a police officer a donut after he has pulled you over for speeding and blowing through a red light (I speak from experience...)
 Dougweiser
Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 36
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 7:21:24 PM
do not store any food in your tent while you're camping in the wilderness...

do not take your girlfriend camping with you if she has her monthly visitor...

do not set your tent up at the lowest part of a dry lake bed... (especially when there is a 100% chance of rain)

if you have to crap in the woods, crap somewhere where you will not walk (but others might)
 Dougweiser
Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 37
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 7:29:35 PM
a good tip for the guys...

no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last little dribble goes in your pants.
 Captain Sargasmo
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 38
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 7:55:37 PM
when hooking up speakers (even if they're small speakers) and you're underneath your desk, don't put the wire coming from the amp into your mouth while the amp is on.

it hurts twice.

once when you electrocute your tongue.

and once again when you bang your head on the underside of the desk.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 39
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/19/2005 8:18:10 PM
whenever someone says something in a forum discussion, ALWAYS take it personal.
 Dougweiser
Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 10/20/2005 12:46:37 AM
always lift the seat and look for poo splatter after having a runny poo

do not piss the rednecks off that are camping 100 yards away from you...
 Captain Sargasmo
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 41
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 10/20/2005 1:19:08 AM
don't get married.
 MeNowYou2
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 42
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 12/31/2005 2:58:50 AM
Never use Vaseline after you have brought it to the beach.....
 spudotoole
Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 43
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 3/24/2006 9:35:12 PM
I have to say to everyone who wrote in on this one. It was almost 6 pages of lmao so hard that I was crying at the same time. My roomate even asked me, what was wrong? I couldn't even get enough breath to tell him that I was laughing.
 IncognitoGuido
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 44
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 1/8/2008 7:51:48 AM

When you are starting the car (and it's a beater, say like a Hyundai Pony) through the window (instead of sitting in the car like a normal person), make sure it's in neutral and that the choke is not ALL the way out. My ex did this once, he was being lazy and put his hand through the window to start the car to warm it up. But he didn't realize that I had left it in gear (so that it wouldn't roll) and when he pulled the choke all the way out and then turned the key.....Vrooooooooom. The car took off, his arm was stuck in the window, and I got to watch him FLYING beside the car (actually, all I could see were his legs flying behind the car). So yes, my ex was able to successfully run himself over with a car, while driving it.

Should have been a sign. *sigh* And yet, we stayed together for another 8 years.
The Darwin award for stupid
 IncognitoGuido
Joined: 10/19/2007
Msg: 45
Come post your tips here to help others avoid stupidity!
Posted: 1/8/2008 3:37:56 PM

Don't drag up 2yo threads...lol..some people should remain buried in the archives..

* I must have been on suspension when this one happened dammit..*


the threads of 2 years ago beat the current ones, hands down. Don't be stupid! lol
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