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 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 76
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ksewel wha's wrung wit that? she sunds lik a nic gurl. yure jus bein pickie hahaha
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 77
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:38:29 AM
ksewell I thing u jus lik th redheds haha u r a kinki 1 hugh? wha's tha meen?
 Sassysis25
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 78
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/7/2005 3:49:18 PM
I've only joined today and already I've gotten MANY I could post here......Cmon guys give us a break... sheeeeesh.....
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 79
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/7/2005 7:24:26 PM
Welcome for the Forums Sassy...

Dont worry..its normal...we have curious fishes here..

when i edited my profile to forums only in July..I still got mail asking me why ..such as
found somebody ? given up ? how long is indefinite ?....LOL
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 80
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/8/2005 3:03:26 PM
hermy No offense meant, but I don't have the time or patience to "correspond" with a married man who's looking for woman friends. No matter how "nicely" you may approach me, it's a waste of my time. And it's presumptious to think that all women want to just spend a bunch of time writing anyone who writes them a nice note. What does my profile say? Looking for long term...not a penpal. I've written the many married men who've written and politely told them so, I have no interest. You can take that any way you want, but unless you're writing women who just want chat or friends, don't expect them to want to start writing you.
 badbadgirl
Joined: 5/29/2005
Msg: 81
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/13/2005 12:51:46 PM
^^^wtf?
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 82
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/13/2005 2:40:27 PM
ksewell Yes, I have a "fan" NOT...hahaha. Best thing to do if you see a direct attack on someone out of the blue, check the profile, it's obviously fake, so it's a troll. Best thing is to ignore the mods will take care of it. I have no idea who this person is, but remember if they're flaming someone (like me) and you flame back you're still subject to having your posts deleted and/or suspension or deletion. Don't let them tempt you into breaking the rules, it's not worth it...okay, carry on!!
OT: I've gotten many nonworking first messages, fortunately most of them are pretty cool....
 brawnydog
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 83
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/13/2005 6:20:28 PM
I got a mail from a chic that said her turkey wanted to meet my dog.

It's tough being a dog.

sheep have it made
 Passinthru
Joined: 2/3/2005
Msg: 84
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/13/2005 6:24:22 PM
^^^Now that funny. I don't care who ya' are...
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 85
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:03:17 AM
i'll change my profile and get back to this thread. i had the best mail when i jazzed up my profile with boobie shots and intimate encounter talk.

too funny

i love men. hehehe
 HedonistDrifter
Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 86
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:11:26 AM

i'll change my profile and get back to this thread. i had the best mail when i jazzed up my profile with boobie shots and intimate encounter talk.


lol...I imagine so...I really didn’t start the thread to have women bait their profiles though...Was supposed to be a help thread for what NOT to write...Women that deliberately put up a “cock-tease” profile should not be amazed when they get weird mail filling their inbox…
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 87
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:18:26 AM
no i certainly wasn't amazed.

another POFer and i were going to turn the mails into a coffee table book. but it was just too sad.

well, some were sad some were too funny. especially the guy from georgia who was missing teeth and wanting me to get on the webcam (which i don't have) for him. he was married and i bet he wonders why his wife won't sleep with him
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 88
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:23:45 AM
...trying to think of a good one for when SI changes that profile
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 89
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:29:13 AM
Okay this is a SECOND one, but I don't remember the first one honestly. I think it was something to the effect of here's my number call me. Something equally interesting and enchanting....now after I don't even remember this winner

"this is yer problem
u say u cant wait to meet someone
and rudeness is when you dont
call someone when they ask you too
now lets try this again
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX(phone number)
oh and ahhhhhhhh
the gardening
lern how to spell will ya
its NEKKED...."

What a charmer...hmm I didn't know it's rude when someone says CALL ME and you don't?? Mamma didn't teach me that. BTW this guy is 42 and was never acquainted with capital letters or punctuation. Looks like a kid wrote this!!
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 90
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:31:44 AM
i dont use caps or much punctuation either. but its ok, im only 25. (ok so i just dont use many apostrophes)
...plus, its NEKKID with an i. and geez bucs, why do ya have to be so damm rude? LOL
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 91
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:32:20 AM
No kid of mine. They all capitalize and can spell...
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 92
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:36:47 AM
Well my kids do too... I guess for internet convos it's a little more relaxed and I wouldn't boot the guy in the keister JUST for not using caps and periods...but his CONTENT?? Here's my number call me you rude woman...yeah that's gonna get him LOTS of dates!! Obviously, he's been reading some of my posts, at least enough to know that I like to meet someone soon. Apparently he wasn't interested enough for any FOLLOWUP apparently I wasn't interested enough either....another darn recycler!!
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 93
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 10:50:18 AM

this is yer problem
u say u cant wait to meet someone
and rudeness is when you dont
call someone when they ask you too
now lets try this again
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX(phone number)



scary
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 94
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 10:53:35 AM
Hi: I'm seeking a friend and lover. If you're too, feel free to call me any night at 314-XXX-XXXX after 8 PM. Thanks



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


oh. should i have edited that phone number?

nah

ok i felt bad and deleted the number
 Becky_LaF
Joined: 2/23/2005
Msg: 95
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 1:22:26 PM
hhmmmm totally shocked about this message i just recieved, dont know who the hell this guy is, must of been someone i sent my form rejection letter to, lol.


From: ********** (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: how many have u banged? Sent Date: 9/14/2005 1:02:42 PM


I bet u have DONE a lot of guys frm this FREE site and others, like it..and I bet u r a chatline ho too...right?
 HedonistDrifter
Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 96
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:08:07 PM
^^lol...I hope im more of a Puddy-Tease...Just the thought of being a cock tease makes me grit my teeth, and clench up my but cheeks....Things that make you say...Blagh...lmao

Edit: wow I never thought this thread would get this long...keep em coming...hehe
 tmbmx
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 97
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 6:18:05 PM
"You sound kind of nice but you will have to get rid of the dog."
I thought I would reply just hold your breath and I will tell when the dogs is gone.
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 98
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/15/2005 2:48:48 AM
keep 'em comin!

as long as im not the worst (i hope) lmao
 fennelfish
Joined: 6/28/2005
Msg: 99
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Posted: 9/19/2005 9:51:24 AM
k
so far my oddest one has been (paraphrasing)
"hi, i'm a hot 19yo (i'm 40)
with a great bod... (with accompanying pictures of his six pack, and his face in full make up) i bet you could teach me lots of things..
we live in the same town, give me a call 905- xxx-xxxx"
so i replied "thanks, but no thanks"
and he kept writing...
why?
what part of "no thanks" is too difficult?
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 100
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/19/2005 11:47:07 AM
subject line: holly crap
do you want to be alone forever? then take that nonsence off this web site dummy!

Okay....not a good speller, obviously!! I guess he's referring to my profile. Must be one of the humor challenged!! hahaha
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