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 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 87
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no i certainly wasn't amazed.

another POFer and i were going to turn the mails into a coffee table book. but it was just too sad.

well, some were sad some were too funny. especially the guy from georgia who was missing teeth and wanting me to get on the webcam (which i don't have) for him. he was married and i bet he wonders why his wife won't sleep with him
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 88
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:23:45 AM
...trying to think of a good one for when SI changes that profile
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 89
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:29:13 AM
Okay this is a SECOND one, but I don't remember the first one honestly. I think it was something to the effect of here's my number call me. Something equally interesting and enchanting....now after I don't even remember this winner

"this is yer problem
u say u cant wait to meet someone
and rudeness is when you dont
call someone when they ask you too
now lets try this again
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX(phone number)
oh and ahhhhhhhh
the gardening
lern how to spell will ya
its NEKKED...."

What a charmer...hmm I didn't know it's rude when someone says CALL ME and you don't?? Mamma didn't teach me that. BTW this guy is 42 and was never acquainted with capital letters or punctuation. Looks like a kid wrote this!!
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 90
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:31:44 AM
i dont use caps or much punctuation either. but its ok, im only 25. (ok so i just dont use many apostrophes)
...plus, its NEKKID with an i. and geez bucs, why do ya have to be so damm rude? LOL
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 91
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:32:20 AM
No kid of mine. They all capitalize and can spell...
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 92
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 9:36:47 AM
Well my kids do too... I guess for internet convos it's a little more relaxed and I wouldn't boot the guy in the keister JUST for not using caps and periods...but his CONTENT?? Here's my number call me you rude woman...yeah that's gonna get him LOTS of dates!! Obviously, he's been reading some of my posts, at least enough to know that I like to meet someone soon. Apparently he wasn't interested enough for any FOLLOWUP apparently I wasn't interested enough either....another darn recycler!!
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 93
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 10:50:18 AM

this is yer problem
u say u cant wait to meet someone
and rudeness is when you dont
call someone when they ask you too
now lets try this again
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX(phone number)



scary
 SICutie
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 94
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 10:53:35 AM
Hi: I'm seeking a friend and lover. If you're too, feel free to call me any night at 314-XXX-XXXX after 8 PM. Thanks



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


oh. should i have edited that phone number?

nah

ok i felt bad and deleted the number
 Becky_LaF
Joined: 2/23/2005
Msg: 95
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 1:22:26 PM
hhmmmm totally shocked about this message i just recieved, dont know who the hell this guy is, must of been someone i sent my form rejection letter to, lol.


From: ********** (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: how many have u banged? Sent Date: 9/14/2005 1:02:42 PM


I bet u have DONE a lot of guys frm this FREE site and others, like it..and I bet u r a chatline ho too...right?
 HedonistDrifter
Joined: 7/23/2005
Msg: 96
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 4:08:07 PM
^^lol...I hope im more of a Puddy-Tease...Just the thought of being a cock tease makes me grit my teeth, and clench up my but cheeks....Things that make you say...Blagh...lmao

Edit: wow I never thought this thread would get this long...keep em coming...hehe
 tmbmx
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 97
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/14/2005 6:18:05 PM
"You sound kind of nice but you will have to get rid of the dog."
I thought I would reply just hold your breath and I will tell when the dogs is gone.
 dud
Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 98
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/15/2005 2:48:48 AM
keep 'em comin!

as long as im not the worst (i hope) lmao
 fennelfish
Joined: 6/28/2005
Msg: 99
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Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/19/2005 9:51:24 AM
k
so far my oddest one has been (paraphrasing)
"hi, i'm a hot 19yo (i'm 40)
with a great bod... (with accompanying pictures of his six pack, and his face in full make up) i bet you could teach me lots of things..
we live in the same town, give me a call 905- xxx-xxxx"
so i replied "thanks, but no thanks"
and he kept writing...
why?
what part of "no thanks" is too difficult?
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 100
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/19/2005 11:47:07 AM
subject line: holly crap
do you want to be alone forever? then take that nonsence off this web site dummy!

Okay....not a good speller, obviously!! I guess he's referring to my profile. Must be one of the humor challenged!! hahaha
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 101
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/19/2005 3:24:29 PM
eeee9 Well I reply anyway, if it's a polite email. I'll send a polite response back. Usually that's the end of it. the person who wrote me THAT email, I won't even bother...
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 102
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/19/2005 3:52:04 PM
The guys who send me UNSOLICITED advice on how I could attract a man...when I am NOT looking!!!!

sigh
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 103
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 9/20/2005 10:30:51 PM
A direct copy and paste....................


Hello my new friend!!!

My name Lyubov. Literally from Russian my name means "Love". However, not
looking on the name, I could not learn magic feeling of love. I am tired to
wait, that someone will once find me. Now I have decided to start to search
for the happiness itself. I understand, that it is very courageous, but I do
not see other way to find the happiness. I think, that for the happiness it
is necessary to struggle, because can come nothing simply so. How to be
spoken in Russia " who searches - that finds, who does not search - that
loses ". I have decided to take advantage of the Internet what to find to
myself such person with whom I can divide all dreams and desires. Every day
there leaves my youth, and it does not decorate me. Though in due course we
become wiser, but I would like from a life of the greater. I have gone to
the Internet in searches of the partner in life with which I can divide the
life, the destiny.


You will ask me, why you!
And why is not present, in fact to find the close person it is possible
there where sometimes you do not wait. You will ask me, why not houses!



Simply because here I have found only a pain and disappointment. But all
over again I would like to tell a little about myself.
To me of 35 years. Once I was already married, but could not find with this
person of happiness and simple pleasures of a life. The only thing that I
have received it bitterness of disappointment and lie. Therefore I hate lie
and treachery. Therefore my slogan in this life " to not act with people how
you do not want, that acted with you ". Therefore for me very important
sincerity and honesty in relations.
My life is a flower. And I would like blossom similarly to this. To bring
happiness and beauty in this world. Similarly to a flower I want to blossom
from love. To present everything, that I can to loved to the man. My purpose
for today, it to find the the man.
In my life it is so much words which mean so much. I would like that all
these words became my reality, instead of simply meant something. And were
really embodied during my life. There can be with you I shall find the
happiness. There can be you my destiny?
Write me via my mailbox (Edited for privacy)

==============================

The 2nd paragraph still boggles me..(why not houses ?) *scratching head*
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 104
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 11/16/2005 9:05:21 PM
Would anybody in their right mind reply to a message that just said Hi..............
and a profile full of "prefer not to says " and "tell you laters"........
 feel the wind
Joined: 3/29/2005
Msg: 105
Examples of a non working first message
Posted: 11/17/2005 9:01:49 AM
the russian lady was translating directly from russian to english. in russian it is a cute rhyme, it looses something in the translation,,,
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