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Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 51
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We meet again my friend Rory.......

Cigarettes ,women & wine
They are the only 3 things I can define

each one is a must and I cant live without cigarettes .women & wine
put me on an island in the middle of the ocean with only 3 wishes to choose,
I can count them in a second ...because theres only 3 things I could use

Cigarettes , women & wine.
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 52
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Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:29:59 PM
We click on 2 of three, carrib. My island necessities are women, beer, and music. Don't know about the order of the last two, but women (or perhaps just one great woman, I'd need my strength ) would be number one on the genie wish list.

edit: OK, just realized that can't approximate verse. Here we go:

She walked up to me in an island mirage
And offered me a deep tissue massage.
I covered myself in ice cold beer
And gave her a long caressing leer:

"Yes, my sweet, get busy with your hands
And let me check out your swaying cans.
If a helicopter tries to rescue us
I'll yell at the ba$tards to send a slow bus."
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 53
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:39:09 PM
Oh No
Oh No
This smoking topic
Has got to go
Before I smoke three in a row
I tried the gum
it wouldnt stay lit
Seriously who invented this sh*t
Then theres the patch
But just one catch
Be damned if you try and use a match
Oh me Oh my Oh what to do
Maybe I just need a really good

(But then id really want to smoke...Like ya know...after...nevermind hehe... Sighs leaves thread ) Great writes kids..Mwah:)
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 54
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:49:57 PM
Marooned on a carribean island was Rory
with a voluptuous lady named Glory

While she was giving him a massage
floating in a bottle came a message

It was from his old friend carribeanking
he could recognize it anywhere ..the royal seal was striking

It read............

I have declared this part of my archipelago a no fly zone
so you and Glory can be on your own

and any incursion by copter pilots who are nuts
will be met by a slingshot of coconuts...

I'll have a with you anyday pal...better still coconuts and rum...
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 55
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Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:56:29 PM

The 'copter circled around the sky
Like a demented bug in gusts piled high.
Glory glanced up and slowly rose
Striking a decidedly sexy pose.

She waved at the pilots frantically then;
Two pilots hung out the door, the tongue-lolling men.
They hovered closer, checked her out, lingered;
Then Glory straightened up and flipped them the finger.
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 56
Carry on gentlemen....:) :)
Posted: 9/8/2005 12:04:41 AM
Im just going to kick back and make myself some popcorn... cause you two are highly entertaining...mwah!kat
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 57
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/8/2005 12:38:19 AM
as they gawked at glory's finger
a barrage of coconuts hit their craft like a stinger

the copter spun out of control
the kings marksmen high 5ved each other

into restricted airspace they did stroll
without a care or bother

they were captured and taken before the king..the pilots wayne & lester
for their infractions..they will serve 10 years as my court jesters

every time i said bring in the clowns
they would shuffle to the couryard with a frown

Lester and wayne blamed each other..

Wayne , you're a pain said Lester
Wayne replied, play so well the role of Jester
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 58
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/8/2005 7:51:01 AM
Oohpie, thanks for the compliment. I love your poetry as well, always have the way I'd like to mention if you order uh pepperoni pizza with uh...pepperoni on it and go think about something else it may just help get your mind off of smoking.
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 59
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/8/2005 10:37:06 AM
OMG LOL! You are so going on my favorites list girl!This is too fawking funny.Im so glad I didnt slam your poems.LOL Imagine if I that sucked LMAO...I really did love your poem.Glad to see your still writing too.:)(Ive known^^^^^^ for over 20 yrs.)...MWAH! I cant believe weve been friends that long already...I knew you mentioned you were on POF ,but I thought you wanted to be all incognito.. (Ya did a great job of that too hehe).lol See ya monday hon....and "yes Id like a pepronni pizza...and I think it was.....a carp!LMFAO.." I cant believe I didnt know it was you...Love ya bunches..Kat
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 60
Smoker's Snorting Retort
Posted: 9/8/2005 10:48:11 AM
^^^^ Im still cracking up about this...mwah
Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 61
Posted: 9/8/2005 11:43:46 AM
Now this one isn`t mine, I read it somewhere years ago, and have never forgotten it.....

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
What is a kiss
Without the tongue

So open your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 62
Posted: 9/8/2005 7:41:41 PM
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 63
Posted: 9/9/2005 11:11:49 AM
ok the theme for today is poems about kisses....just for the heck of it..hehe
Joined: 5/9/2005
Msg: 64
Posted: 9/9/2005 2:06:36 PM

I am sitting here,
and am thinking my dear,
to make something through
to write a new poem for you!

But, I am being kissed and kissed
by very many mosquitos
kissing my hands and my face
kissing me from my head to toes!

Mind reader
Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 65
Posted: 9/9/2005 4:29:52 PM
Would it be a lesson
from one whom knows less
To think of you
and kiss in address

To place a postage stamp
on my heart - in vision of you
Then kiss the back of your neck
as if only this was a dream too true

A kiss of happiness
my kiss to you in kind
Each word and letter
to your name - reflected in mind

So ends another day
then another will come soon
For in my heart - was room
to grant many a kiss in you


{even us poets need a place to play}
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 66
Posted: 9/10/2005 1:10:51 AM
Hey Mind reader:)great to see you again:) I loved the kiss poems you guys...This thread has turned out to be alot of fun.Cant wait to see more from you guys...have a great weekend,kat
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 67
Posted: 9/10/2005 1:16:34 AM
A kiss is still a kiss in casablanca.
a kiss is not a kiss without your smile........

I know....lame...

KISS = Keep It Short And Simple.
 portuguese Mommie
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 68
Posted: 9/10/2005 1:28:05 AM
hubby that was just gay LMFAO j/k love ya
Joined: 5/23/2005
Msg: 69
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 1:40:08 PM
I am not an expert in the writing field but i wrote this and want to share it with you..let me know what you think................

My Love

When I See My Love
I Dream Of Tomorrow
Eyes Shining..Arms Open Wide
Hearts On Fire

Waiting and Wanting to Be One With My Love
A Love I Have Waited for A Lifetime
Yearning For A Love I Couldnt Find
Endless Journeys Searching For You My Love

Today Is Mine
Love Is Ours
Tomorrow is A Dream
We Shall be Together My Love

Forever My Love
Forever Mine
Forever Yours

My Love

Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 70
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 2:29:01 PM
On a burning bush
Is a Rose
With thorns

Through the hills softly echo
An ancient melody
And proudly on his lifeless horse
Sits a prince
Who lost his kingdom long ago

It was long ago and yet
It was today
A blossom harshly plucked
Lost her freedom
In a world where demons dwell
And Time itself is forfeit

Bare, she lies
Upon the silken sheets
Frail yet resists the call
Solace is easily found in passion
We shall engulf you Haunt you
Love you

A thousand tears
Shining eyes have lost their luster
A thousand blows
Dark marks scream upon pale skin
Before an empty cradle
Sits the tired rose

Silence Oh
That peaceful radiance
Once reflected in the glass
Has slowly faded -
The serpents nursing on her gaping wounds
Are turning her to stone

It is forever An eternity
That wrapped in sheets of vibrant shades
She stands
Still in the silence rocks the cradle
Of a child that never was
And through the wood, triumphantly rings
A familiar, taunting tune.
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 71
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 2:32:43 PM
.. a brief note is necessary with this poem
It is not mine (ah sadly I am no poet .. yes im dissapointed ah well)
But one of my close friends wrote this a year or so back
I have been trying to persuade her to edit a few parts and then publish it
But to no avail..
I need support in my case here guys and gals ;)
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 72
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 5:05:15 PM
Smoking is not good,
And it smells quite bad,
But what else can you do,
When the world drives you mad?
Find something to punch,
Like a punching bag,
Or go find someone,
Who wouldn't mind if you nag,
When something really gets on your nerves,
Just let it go,
And find somethin else to do,
And just go with the flow,
But don't think about smoking,
Or lighting one up.
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 73
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 5:41:20 PM
Have you seen love?
I was looking for it everywhere.
Then I thought it was here,
but it was just a reflection.

Have you seen love?
I want to give it a piece of my mind.
It made a prank call on me,
then hung up.

Have you seen love?
I want to know.
Did I miss a payment?
Why was my service cut off?

Have you seen love?
I want to find out.
How long will it be away?
When does it get back from vacation?

Have you seen love?
I saw it briefly.
It grabbed my heart and ran away.
I want it back.

Have you seen love?
If you do,
tell it, next time,
bring enough for two.
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 74
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/10/2005 7:27:54 PM
wow nothingheavy, that was a great poem, Im watchin this thread for my chica, mwahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! girlie, when u get here, lol. neways, here's some cheesecake (homemade) and some doughnuts and coffee for all. mwahhhh!!, lil prom wave
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 75
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/11/2005 2:33:17 AM
Thanks for watching my thread chica:) So sweet of you:) Mwah! rock Maggietuk...Hi I thought your poem was romantic ,beautiful and excellent Thanks for sharing that with us...Baroness..Ill back ya girl! I think your friend definately should get that poem published..Im wowed by the desrciptive imagery and style of your friends poem.Tell her its amazing:)Angelpurrs..I enjoyed your non smoking /smoking poem :)Thanks girlfriend...6 days and counting:) smoke free woo hoo! Nothingheavy....I have seen love and youve expressed it very elloquently in your poem...Wonderful write..I love your words...Wow..yesterday was a high traffic day for this thread.I hope youll all come back soon and share again:)Excellent writes everyone :D Kat
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