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 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 126
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Bunomatic....way too cute..LOL Who doesnt like a good turkey baster joke? Thanks for posting:)kmsor24...Its only fair to show us yours since youve been checkin out ours LOL....kidding..I absolutely love your poem.What a beautiful testament to the ups and downs of unwaivering love:)Its the only way to love really.Hope yall have a great night...glad to see some new faces as well as the usual ones here... Yallcome back now ya hear?hehe Hugs,Kat
 OnTheBus
Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 127
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/18/2005 3:09:50 PM
Dippy Eggs
Daddys gonna make some dippy eggs
Runny drippy little dippy eggs
There so good
wish he would
make
dippy eggs
Oh
Dippy eggsss,
daddys gonna make some yummy dippy eggs
And with a piece of toast,
HEY They will be the MOST
those Yumme Dippy EEEEGGSSS


Made that one up for my kids, we sing it every weekend
 watsnewwitu
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 128
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/18/2005 5:49:49 PM
Onthebus - Dude you are Mr Forum
My poem

The Camel Toe

No mind of its own it cannot think
Watched and protected by its host
People say its been known to wink
Desired by all from coast to coast

It cannot walk although it's a toe
Shows up in the stranges place
It has a crack but is not broken
Sometimes pushed in a face

Often hidden afraid to be shown
Called out by some as animal
Gets wet when touched too much
No humps on the back of this camel
 watsnewwitu
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 129
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/18/2005 6:14:55 PM
Another one I wrote!

Dear Meat

I dip you and pull you to a point
In the mornings you stand at attention
You can write your name in the snow
The things I do to you, we will not mention

Your best friends are nuts
When mad you tend to spit
Twist you and often shake you
When excited you pump and have a fit

People call you really bad names
Like d1ck but we know you as Richard
Shrink yourself when in cold water
Can even change a name to b*stard

One eye you can't see out of
Often swollen at certain times
You are a friend I like to beat
Not to worry your always be mine
 OnTheBus
Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 130
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/18/2005 7:21:54 PM
 GreyMatters
Joined: 4/28/2005
Msg: 131
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/18/2005 7:49:42 PM
be gone cold wind chilling my soul
frightening me evermore everyday
the lies you whisper cannot be true
i will not believe in you

be gone cold will, chaining my heart
your fences keep more in than out
your killing us in the name of protection
that's safety we can do without.

be gone cold fear, steeling my will
you just feed its insanity with bluster
and create a grey world afraid to feel
and suppress courage at daily muster

be gone cold doubts I am my own
not a factor of all before
recreated daily to live eternally
I am not all I was before.
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 132
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/19/2005 2:20:18 AM
Tick-tocking in my ear
My dollar clock I hear.
'Arise,' it seems to say:
'Behold another day
To grasp the golden key
Of Opportunity;
To turn the magic lock--
Tick-tock!

'Another day to gain
Some goal you sought in vain;
to sing a sweeter song,
Perchance to right a wrong;
To win a height unscaled
Where yesterday you failed;
To brave a battle shock--
Tick-tock!'

You measure out my breath,
Each beat one nearer death . . .
O God, grant unto me
A few more years to be,
That somehow I may prove
My loyalty and love:
Wind up this worn-out clock,
Tick-tock,
Tick-tock!
 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 133
So ya wanna be a poet? Yummy Eggs lol
Posted: 9/19/2005 10:25:08 AM
Carribean...Look at you! That was an awesome poem if I do say so myself woot woot!Way to go...very unique writing style..I really hope to see more from you ..Mwah! Bernard.....You are too much fun for your own good.I actually love the lil writes you post in here:) GreyMatter...You are way beyond talented.I love the imagery you use...maybe YOU should take over this thread :D With writing ability like that....I could learn a few things from you...wow Watsnewwityou.............. I plead the fifth on a commentary...you Rock haha :) onthebus...You make me hungry I love your write and I can just picture th scene at your place during breakfast time..Could you be any more adorable? Id love to see more from you as well..have a good day yall Ill be around later..Hugs,Kat
 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 134
So ya wanna be a poet? Yummy Eggs lol
Posted: 9/19/2005 6:58:44 PM
Just dropped by to say one more time how chocked full of awesome,amazing,and humorous writes this thread is:)Its really a pleasure to read because its so diverse:)Love yall,Kat
 snglefather
Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 135
A Future For The Young
Posted: 9/19/2005 8:09:02 PM
With three boys growing up in todays world hoping for the best that they can get,Our world leaders dont know them because they have never mentioned their names at each summit where they have met! And yet those same leaders say they want what is best for our children now and into the future, well spoken like a true aussie father who really does care you should stop telling lies world leaders for reasons just to suit ya!
 Ali Kat
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 136
A Future For The Young
Posted: 9/19/2005 8:30:46 PM
I was gonna
post something
but I lost
my train
of thought.
 jackpot6902
Joined: 4/19/2005
Msg: 137
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/19/2005 8:52:34 PM
i thought i was worth a dime
but i committed a crime
and with every chime
of the clock i'd climb
deeper in to the mist, one time
i would give her the prettiest line
until the time came to play the game...
until everythin turned out just the same
as it always does, always so lame
so plane.
i lied and i pretended
to be a man befriended
i took her money and she made me shine
she took me out to wine and dine
i wasn't interested
in anything she suggested
but i pretended
to get that dime
now i recognize the crime
that i've committed every time
i wanted true love
or a shove...in the right direction
true passionate affection
forever no
must never go
must never seek the exception
change me now
and forever more
i wont be a clown or a whore
change me for good
ill do what i should
or maybe...ill live under a hood
could have been good
if i would
give


a rib
 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 138
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 12:17:41 AM
HIya:) Thanks for posting your poem here jackpot...Very powerful words from you:)Ali Kat..... hehe wink.....Singlefather....Any and every post is welcome here...Thanks for sharing your opinion:)Its not a poem But thats ok Have a great night yall:D I look forward to seeing more from everyone...YAY for this thread Kat
 watsnewwitu
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 139
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 4:08:08 AM
Invisible Attraction


Seeing an unclouded image of beauty so pure
Indescribable as it may seem, leaves me breathless
Hoping for peace of mind just to catch a glimpse
A quest brought forth to borrow me so relentless

The alluring affect it has on me is so enchanting
Chemistry abound brings forth the meaning of love
Trembling with excitement so refined with passion
Wildness and hysteria comes at me from above

Out of control as if I’m caught in a dream
Showers of gratified tears running down my face
Feel your presence so close; hold you in my arms
Without you in my life I would feel so out of place

Attractiveness that you have bestowed upon me
Not being able to remedy my thoughts so impure
Constantly devoted to your seductive lure
Reluctant and unavailable to ever find a cure

A miracle though as it seems has approached me
Between you and me there is a potential flame
An urgent promise of love compelling to call
Deprived, my heart broken not knowing your name
 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 140
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 9:15:13 AM
^^^ I really dig your poem.Its so full of emotion,life and passion.Thanks so much for sharing:0All this reading is making me hungry LOL ...Right now I have my two threads and one Im watching for a friend:D Lunch time woo hoo!See yall later,Kat
 poetwhocares
Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 141
So ya wanna be a poet? shirts are optional in here lol :D
Posted: 9/20/2005 2:33:11 PM
this kinda overflowed from the other thread

4344
Aged to Adore

21 September 2005


Why are all the nice girls
aged Forty Four
As if this guy at Forty Five
was in a closeness to adore

Could some please be Thirty Two
even if I love a woman born
in the year of Nineteen Sixty Three
Because of her I really do like
in a designation of her and me

In exchanges a world or so away
Those highlights in message
from this poet to woman in words
composed to what they do say

A lonely heart - a man of the moon
Since from my outlook I really do
need a camera with a strong zoom

©2005 Regina Publications

a poet who cares
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 142
Essay writing 101
Posted: 9/20/2005 11:30:39 PM
Ted is 7-yr old and he's very bad in essay writing.
one day the teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay based on
any little animal they like. Ted thought real hard
and finally he started his essay:

titled: my lost cat


one day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street
and started calling:
kitty.. kitty kitty kitty! Hi.. kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
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kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's
how i lost my cat.
 =CrackedHalo=®™
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 143
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 3:15:58 AM
(Washroom stall)

Here I sit all broken hearted, to take a Sh*t but only farted..... Ya... I'm a poet and don't know it
 =CrackedHalo=®™
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 144
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 3:19:02 AM
If your not Dutch your not much...... oh wait...I'm German, sorry.
 Ali Kat
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 145
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 4:08:52 AM

Here I sit all broken hearted, to take a Sh*t but only farted

Next time I will take a chance
Save my dime and sh*t my pants
 =CrackedHalo=®™
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 146
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 5:24:11 AM
Here I sit,
Same as ever
Took a dump
And pulled the lever,
The toilet cloged,
The water flowed,
Look out world it's a mother load

 dolly_pops
Joined: 9/14/2005
Msg: 147
So ya wanna be a poet?
Posted: 9/21/2005 8:13:26 AM
I love myself
I think I'm grand
I go to the movies
and hold my hand

I put my arm
around my waist
and when I get fresh
I slap my face

 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 148
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 9:11:08 AM
Poet eloquent write as always....eveyone else OMG LMAO! Too funny guys:)Hope to see you all back soon!I know its mine but I havta say geat thread LOL and its all because of you guys..mwah!have a great day,Kat
 ~SpiffyKat~
Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 149
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 9:24:54 AM
Beans Beans
The more you eat the more you toot
I sound like I could
Play the flute

I just made that up..YAY me
I should go publish it
 Ali Kat
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 150
lololololololololhahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheeh ROFL
Posted: 9/21/2005 5:50:53 PM
Uh^^^^^ that sounds like a personal problem Something you're not telling me hun????
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