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 Strange Days
Joined: 10/18/2005
Msg: 120
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"Dead is the drunkest you can get..."- The Rheostatics
 curlygrl
Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 121
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 6/13/2007 9:37:55 AM
Things I have learned while I was drunk-

The floor moves when I walk all by itself-
I should not walk anywhere except to my bedroom - I tend to get lost.
Drinking games are not my friends -
My friends exploit me-
Mexican food taste really bad the second time around-
Shots are for drinking not for throwing
Pizza taste really good at 2 o'clock in the morning
People in clubs stare
Watching Tv and the room spinning at the same time does not work out
There are alot of attractive men in this world
Flirting with the bartender only gets you banned and a phone number
I have problems with my vision
Laughter is not always the best medicine
The bathroom floor is amazingly always cool at any given time of the season
Do not play drinking games with your friends unless you absolutely understand the rules-
Five inch heels dont cut it-
A good breeze from off the ocean can mysteriously rip your clothes off-
which leads to finding out that sand is not your friend.
 saddleupnow
Joined: 3/17/2007
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Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 6/17/2007 4:41:38 PM
HOW ABOUT ANY THING THAT REQUIRES AN AMBULANCE TO BE ON STAND-BY AND LATER A FRIEND THAT IS NOT AS SMART AS YOU SAYS WHAT THE H@LL WERE YOU THINKING IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
 countrypicker
Joined: 7/5/2005
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Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 11/28/2008 2:43:49 PM
try the ones going in too.
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