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 sledracer
Joined: 7/4/2005
Msg: 76
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never piss in the wind LOL
 Jeopardy_Junkie
Joined: 11/23/2004
Msg: 77
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Posted: 2/3/2006 8:48:08 PM
^^^That's almost too true to be funny!!!^^^ ALMOST!!!

JJ

 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 79
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 2/10/2006 12:44:23 AM
I look at my reflection in the bar mirror and think I am more attractive than I actually am
 UnzippedPassion
Joined: 10/30/2005
Msg: 80
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Posted: 2/10/2006 10:05:32 AM
that I should write down exactly where I park my car before I go in the club so when I come out after drinking I'm not walking around the parking lot lost! ughh I hate when that happens! lol

Damn, now where did I put that paper I wrote it on?!?
 Jeopardy_Junkie
Joined: 11/23/2004
Msg: 81
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Posted: 4/13/2006 4:37:17 PM

Missing gaps in time is gods way of saying "you don't even freaken want to know what you did last night trust me"


Hilarious!!

JJ

 Jeopardy_Junkie
Joined: 11/23/2004
Msg: 82
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Posted: 4/13/2006 9:01:18 PM
hmmmm.....have to check out that site!!!

JJ

 Ryangigs436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 85
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Posted: 5/4/2006 6:21:23 PM
"when stopped at a road block and the police office asks "have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Don't reply "No thank you" "

hehehe thats great

-Always have a friend there in case you dont remember where you live(they always know better than you do its messed up)
-When your drunk dont yell out the window "You suck" to a cop.(Not me)
-When your 5 minutes, and its -40 outside, from home and you ditch your vehicle, its not a good idea to walk home with no jacket and a t-shirt on.
-Drinking wine glasses full of tequila and chasing it with rum and coke may sound like a good idea when your absolutely wasted, but its really isn't.
 Ryangigs436
Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 86
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Posted: 5/4/2006 6:28:05 PM
Waking up the next morning and wondering where you are and then you realizing your in your house in your basement, face first laying in a puddle of puck is not fun!
But it is funny to everybody else.
 redhead363
Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 87
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Posted: 5/5/2006 10:53:48 AM
It makes perfect sense to leave the hotel with your pants on inside out...
 Indoorsman
Joined: 5/7/2006
Msg: 88
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 5/21/2006 6:19:23 AM
Most of the worst decisions I ever made in my life was when I was sober!
 Jeopardy_Junkie
Joined: 11/23/2004
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Posted: 5/25/2006 4:52:33 PM

to never pick up the phone and start dialing random x's


How come noone ever does this to me????

JJ

 shellyt63
Joined: 5/18/2006
Msg: 91
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 5/29/2006 9:04:56 AM
Dont kiss the guy at the kwik stop cause then you can never buy smokes or beer there again
 Jeopardy_Junkie
Joined: 11/23/2004
Msg: 92
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Posted: 6/27/2006 8:45:48 PM
That posting threads when you are drunk will get them deleted!!!

I thought it was a good topic!!!!

JJ

 *~MisskriS~*
Joined: 9/20/2005
Msg: 93
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 8/20/2006 3:25:54 PM
Your car is stronger than a brick mail box but but the next day u find that it was some what a fair fight ie dents and scratches
 bcbarman
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 94
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Posted: 8/21/2006 10:24:15 AM
That on a military base of 700 soldiers, the military police WILL find you ( can you describe the person that peed on your rosebush Mrs. Colonel? Well, Mr. MP, it was a fit young man with short hair (but they did find me, how is that possible???))

Buffalo can run faster than me, but they do not understand the concept of a fence.

Even though you do not remember how you got home, one of your friends does. (she had a beard? you sure? was it really a woman?)

A 3ft by 6ft cardboard map of the wine regions of BC will be noticed when you take it out of the ballroom
 bcbarman
Joined: 6/17/2005
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Posted: 8/21/2006 10:27:26 AM
That the next day, those UARI's will hurt

(unknown alcohol related injury)

I always wake up on nov 12th with some new briuse I do not remember getting, as well, why is there blood on my uniform?
 TakeU2FunkyTown
Joined: 7/22/2006
Msg: 96
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 8/23/2006 2:12:43 PM
That no matter how much you try to convince them your parents will NEVRE believe that you are throwing up because someone tried to poison your seafood, especally when they can smell the vodka off you.

That if your ex lives 10 minutes away from ur house it will take you 4hrs to get home from his place

Never punch a cop in the face and then say oopss my bad

That tequila WILL make your clothes fall off

and finally..... smashing your head on a concrete floor cuz ur passing out means its time to stop drinking
 TakeU2FunkyTown
Joined: 7/22/2006
Msg: 97
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 8/23/2006 5:20:27 PM
One more thing guys....... NEVER EVER EVER mix blue kool-aid and whiskey..... You'll be sick for a very very long time afterwards
 To Tell You the Truth...,
Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 98
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 8/31/2006 12:35:40 PM
Make sure the toilet is not in use BEFORE before kneeling to the china queen
 bcbarman
Joined: 6/17/2005
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Posted: 9/5/2006 1:34:54 PM
ah yes, looking at the phone, seeing that its a client that could spent up to 6000 with your company and think "hey, I've only had a few, they were pretty cool, I can take this"

Client never called back.

As well, I learned that even thought I can spin a bottle really good sober, spinning someones bottle of tequila only results in everyone gettting tequila all over them, a smashed bottle and a bunch of pissed off friends. I do not "cocktail" bottles after more than one drink anymore.
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