|QUOTABLE QUOTES.....Page 5 of 5 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)|
|It is better to be thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt.|
If you can't dazzle e'm with brilliance baffle 'em with B*** S****. (didn't want to profane in your threat, but I love the quote! lol)
Posted: 11/26/2005 6:10:58 PM
|I meant thread* not threat*..ha ha freuding slip? Nah.|
*** If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definetly not for you.***
Posted: 12/6/2005 4:56:17 PM
|Some of my favorites...|
A baby in your lap may dampen your spirits.
Peanut Butter won't help you in sticky situations.
It's a sham that poo cleans your hair. :-P
The worst thing about life is that you can't survive it.
Have a nice trip, see you next fall. (very, very, very bad pun...)
(These next few are from shirts I've seen)
Ninja monkeys are plotting against me as we speak.
I've taken myself hostage, if you don't give me 1,000,000 dollars you'll never see me again.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Sometimes I put on a bunny suit and scream. (I normally wear that one on a bad day)
That's just ones off the top of my head. (no, that last one isn't a quote, just me concluding)
Posted: 12/7/2005 1:42:44 PM
|You dont know true love untill you have had your heart broken.|
Posted: 12/13/2005 5:04:28 PM
|You gotta do what you gotta do |
But then you must live with what you have done
Don't count on tomorow because tomorow may not
Posted: 12/14/2005 6:53:02 AM
|" you are not your bank account, you are not the size of your wallet, your are not the car your drive, you are not your grande late, you are not your bowl cancer, you are not your f#ckin kaikies....we are the all singing all danceing crap of the world" BP Fight Club|
" You must know....not fear...that someday you will die...untill you know that you are useless" , " We have no great war, we have no great depression......Our great war is a spirtual war, our great depression is our lives"
Posted: 12/14/2005 6:33:28 PM
|My mother used to always say...."I'm not yelling, you're listening to hard."|
|Crazy Drunk Smelly Pirate Hookers on Meth.|
Posted: 12/15/2005 6:14:39 AM
|Sorry serendipity.....its becomeing a habbit....I like to change them for fun like I did now....I like the original thread topic name, just thought Id have fun, and try to make funny topic names. |
Posted: 12/19/2005 3:59:57 PM
|I came up with this one when someone offered but really didn't have it to offer.|
When you find your "one" give your all. However do not offer your all if you don't have it to give.
Posted: 12/20/2005 10:10:34 AM
|" I lay my dreams before you, tread lightly because you tread on my dreams" I thought of this one when I steped on my poetry book by accident. Dont know who wrote it tho....|
Posted: 1/13/2006 1:19:36 AM
|not really a quote just kind of a "WTF?!" supposed pick up line I got sent to my cell for free.. do u thank them or slap them?? >>> "Your face... did it get f*uc*kt up like that when you fell from heaven?" |
Posted: 2/24/2006 11:34:06 AM
|"The love we give away is the only love we keep."|
I'm back, yes yes ... gigidy gigidy goooo
Posted: 2/24/2006 12:41:54 PM
|One my dad use to tell me in jest...|
"If you're not in bed by 12...come on home!"
Posted: 2/24/2006 10:57:05 PM
|You should've known he was an ***hole,He lives down the street from two nuts.|
Life's a ****,then you marry one!
Free advise:Don't eat egg salad if you plan to ride the bus.
Two wrongs don't make a right,but three rights will make a left.
Question:Are you sleeping... Answer:No I'm just checkin my eyelids for cracks(Sanford and son)
Beauty is skin deep...but ugly is to the bone!
I'm RICK JAMES ****!!!(Rick James &Dave Chappelle)
If they say that "We are what we eat",then that would explain why you look like a **** to me.
When God was handing out the good looks,you thought He said good books and you asked Could you have a funny one.
Posted: 2/25/2006 6:40:37 PM
|"AHHHHHH ROQUEFORT ...Saaayyyyy! What'd he call me??? He called you a cheese!!!!"(The Little Rascals)|
|Spanked cuz im bad|
Posted: 2/27/2006 11:42:14 AM
|" In a time when there is no war, a true warrior will turn upon himself " niche.|
|Spanked cuz im bad|
Posted: 2/27/2006 8:52:08 PM
|"too many quotes spoiled the historian" (anon)|
Past is Fiction:Burroughs
|Spanked cuz im bad|
Posted: 3/31/2006 10:40:28 PM
|The most famous quote of them all......Drum role please!!!.....................Crash!!!|
Posted: 10/7/2006 4:04:41 PM
|The Hoxes are kind of importent.|
"How about a better plan!"
Posted: 2/15/2007 11:48:11 AM
|"You are ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment of your life!"|
-Ford Fairlane, Rock & Roll Detective