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 Jesselise
Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 64
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I have never named mine either...my hubby says he like to lay on my pillows....
 Danteslnferno
Joined: 12/12/2005
Msg: 65
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Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 12:57:44 PM
Names I have given Breasts before:

Tits, titties, hooters, Fun Bags, sweater Midgets, Skin Milk Cartons, Bouncy Bouncy's, Ta Tas', Boobies, Guns, Headlights, Cantaloupes, Melons ....

But I have matured ....

As for naming my penis I have a couple of names for him:

Mr. Happy is one but the official name of my penis is SECRET ... Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman!!!
 erratic
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 67
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 1:11:27 PM
PFD's

Personal Flotation Devices
 lilWildKat
Joined: 7/12/2006
Msg: 68
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 1:20:44 PM
^^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^ I was at the beach last week and someone yelled out that my floating devices were huge not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

but I used to call them the EVIL TWINS but since the last POF party they are none as righty and lefty!!!!!!!!!
 IrishEyes*
Joined: 5/19/2006
Msg: 69
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 1:24:14 PM
One of my ex's named my for me, Betty and Veronica. Though I don't use those names anymore. They are just "the girls" right now.
 bluedew
Joined: 12/30/2005
Msg: 72
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 1:50:53 PM
This is so funny, naming your breasts!

This is a new one on me, they got called the perky pair once, but I think I prefer, defying gravity, since gravity is being kind to me so far!

 PerfectFit1961
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 73
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 7/31/2006 1:58:41 PM
I just call them *The Girls*
 idodouwant2
Joined: 5/30/2006
Msg: 76
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/14/2006 12:20:09 PM
Mine are Naughty and Nice because one nipple is pierced and the other isn't....Variety is the spice of life...right?
 nascar3fan
Joined: 5/31/2006
Msg: 77
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/14/2006 12:40:23 PM
Carpe boobum. Seize the boobs.

How about Diane and Pachabel. Two great Canon's.

My dad once called them "Snoopy's" because they look like Snoopy's nose.
 BlkCatt
Joined: 8/21/2006
Msg: 78
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 10:30:45 AM
I have just started calling them "The Twins" hahaha or puppies and once when I was at the Farmers Market their was a shirt that had two strategically placed puppies and the caption how do you like my puppies!! LMAO it took all I had not to buy that!! Although some are bigger than others and names are more appropriate the not so big ones need names too!!! Eh men you can identify with that!!!
 offshoreh2o
Joined: 6/3/2006
Msg: 79
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 12:14:06 PM
I think it depends on the characteristics of them!

For instance: If they are the "pair of flounders strapped to the chest" type then you might consider naming them shamu & nemo

If they are the "upsidedown bowling pin" type then how about 5 & 10 pin?

If they are the "bolt-on" type then maybe call them both the "MTO yard"

(hoping everyone knows this is all in jest)
 sweetcurves
Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 80
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 1:40:18 PM
I just call em my "girls"
 sweetsuzie
Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 82
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 6:55:54 PM
WEAPONS,,,,,THAT'S WAT I CALL MINE.....
 BlkCatt
Joined: 8/21/2006
Msg: 85
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 7:31:17 PM
Carpenters Dream - Flat as a board and needs a good screw!! you tell me
 donner93
Joined: 7/6/2006
Msg: 86
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 7:44:12 PM
Well, yeah, I have heard the "girls" and the "twins" many times in my travels... but are you all telling me NO ONE has had a guy name them "Thelma and Louise", "Lucy and Ethel" or "Betty and Veronica"????
 DamnProud2BCanehdian
Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 87
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 10:47:01 PM
I've actually never named them - others have named them "Guns..."

I love them though - the nickname too
 Ruby 2 Shoes
Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 88
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 10:57:18 PM

Hey it is the Pointer Sister for real.......Yes!! Silky is on the Left, and Snuzzle is on the Right!!

I luvs my Boobies fer sure. Nice ones they are, and I've become very attached to those girls over the years. They have brought me a lot of pleasure in my life.


I think it's time to re-name the boobies Bogie and McCall! Old Style....but still a classic pair!

Coochie..Cleo the Clit...waiting for Percy to pay a visit. Just a thought here..........LOL!
 .lisa
Joined: 9/27/2006
Msg: 89
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 10/16/2006 11:14:04 PM
sally and sue or "my girls"
 peblzpanties
Joined: 8/30/2006
Msg: 90
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/5/2006 8:25:00 PM
HEY PILLOWS!!!! lol...my nickname given by a few male friends. They do get fluffed regularly....and plenty a time a head or two have cum to rest on them Also they r white and fluffy. Pillows works for me.. either a sleep on them or awake ...the boys tend to drool on them!! Good thing they wash up beautifully!!! lol ..Pebz
 loves_to_lick
Joined: 4/25/2006
Msg: 91
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 12:56:06 PM
sweetsuzie.......might i suggest "weapons of mass seduction"??? lol lookin good!
 loves_to_lick
Joined: 4/25/2006
Msg: 92
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 1:00:41 PM
peblzpanties.....we can see your pillows........please show us...??
 working4life
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 95
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 3:42:50 PM
I like to call them puppies...It just puts a vision in my mind of being so cuddly with cute noses...mmmm...
 My Infusion
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 96
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 4:35:24 PM
I remember telling one woman that her breasts make a great mold for pearl necklaces....I never did name them... I strictly identified a use for them.

She was a good mold maker....
 CHEW TURF
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 97
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 4:46:22 PM
" Look at the rack on THAT!!!!" Simply put, "THE RACK."
 Janice T.
Joined: 12/3/2006
Msg: 98
Girls what did you name your breasts (c'mon I know you named them)
Posted: 12/15/2006 6:20:12 PM
I really don't like to name them, in case I become to attached to them...LOL
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