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I have just started calling them "The Twins" hahaha or puppies and once when I was at the Farmers Market their was a shirt that had two strategically placed puppies and the caption how do you like my puppies!! LMAO it took all I had not to buy that!! Although some are bigger than others and names are more appropriate the not so big ones need names too!!! Eh men you can identify with that!!!
Well, yeah, I have heard the "girls" and the "twins" many times in my travels... but are you all telling me NO ONE has had a guy name them "Thelma and Louise", "Lucy and Ethel" or "Betty and Veronica"????
HEY PILLOWS!!!! lol...my nickname given by a few male friends. They do get fluffed regularly....and plenty a time a head or two have cum to rest on them Also they r white and fluffy. Pillows works for me.. either a sleep on them or awake ...the boys tend to drool on them!! Good thing they wash up beautifully!!! lol ..Pebz
A couple in their 80's are sitting at the breakfast table watching the birds feed outside the window. The husband says " where did all the years go? " Wife says " just flew by, like those birds". Husband says "remember when we were young how we did it all around the house?". "hell yes!! " says the wife "there was a time we'd come to breakfast naked, just so we wouldn't have to get undressed again to make love after breakfast." "let's eat naked again dear, for old times sake". So they undress and sit across from one another totally naked. The husband says "i cant believe it, i feel like i am twenty again, i'm all turned on at breakfast". Wife says "ME TOO!!! my breast are tingly and my nipples are getting all warm" Husband says "thats because one is in your porridge and the other is in your tea!!"