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 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 5
Why Women Are Crabby......HehehehePage 3 of 3    (1, 2, 3)
I heard that women who have sex with Pinball are crabby. Or get crabs. Or turn into giant crabs. Or lobsters.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 14
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 9/27/2005 6:31:50 PM
I love weirdos. I want Neil Diamond to become Prime Minister of the UNIVERSE. YOU are my IDOL, man.

Sincerely
And
Best Wishes
From
Grab ass if you're HORNY
And NEVER let GO

Because, masturbation needs a break.
 RandyRockit
Joined: 6/3/2005
Msg: 23
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Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 9/27/2005 10:14:48 PM
Women are not crabby they are perfect remember
With two ladies in the house 17-65 yrs old i have a easy solution for when things get tense.
I have a bar fridge in the garage with tunes and i go wrench something.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 26
Why Women Are Lobstery?
Posted: 9/28/2005 10:12:09 AM
what the hell are you talking about man? There aren't any trucks in here. But to stay on topic, lobsters are far more dangerous than crabs. So the title of this thread should read "why are women crabby instead of lobstery?"
 eric68riding
Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 30
Why Women Are Lobstery?
Posted: 9/28/2005 11:22:15 AM
GLBTH, WTF? You need a translator.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 32
Why Women Are Lobstery?
Posted: 9/28/2005 11:27:02 AM
my head hurts. I hate seafood.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 35
Why Women Are Lobstery?
Posted: 9/28/2005 11:43:27 AM
Why aren't more women like fried chicken? Tasty and crispy golden on the outside, and tender juicy and moist on the inside. They should come in a bucket of 10, and have choices of dipping sauces. And they should always come ready with a side of coleslaw.
 trophyboyfriend
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 41
Why Trophy needs a spanking...with a lobster...
Posted: 9/28/2005 12:23:27 PM
A bucket of fried chicken has legs, breasts, thighs. If only women came with wings. I'd like to dip a woman in some gravy sometime. And do you know what wednesday wing night would be called? Wednesday woman night. And I would order Thai, BBQ, buffalo and honey garlic women. And dip them all in ranch.
 Fluffy Handcuffs
Joined: 8/12/2006
Msg: 47
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 8/22/2006 7:48:03 PM
^^^ not enuf commas and over emphasism (is that a word?)
 get REEL
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 54
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 8/26/2006 10:20:40 AM
Women get crabs when they sleep around in the dumpsters

 get REEL
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 58
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 8/26/2006 12:49:05 PM
^^^^^ LMAO
you got me on that one....good post
 Polly_G
Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 64
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 8/26/2006 10:47:04 PM
Hmm things that make me crabby...

1. Telling me I'm angry at something because I must be close to my period
2. Standing over my shoulder when I type. This grinds me, I won't even let bosses do it.
3. My phone ringing a lot
4. Going without coffee, diet pepsi or smokes for any prolongued length of time
5. Not getting enough sleep
6. Someone talking to me too much (catch a breath will ya)
7. Someone trying to boss me around
8. Impatient people
 Xavery
Joined: 4/22/2007
Msg: 70
Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 1/15/2009 8:29:07 PM
Oh, oh, oh! This reminds me that men get really grouchy as they age and a new book has been written about it called "Beer Belly Blues." It is all about male menopause, because let's face it. Men experience hormone variations, too.
 Just 4 You
Joined: 1/25/2005
Msg: 74
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Why Women Are Crabby......Hehehehe
Posted: 1/26/2009 9:02:08 PM
When a Man says FINE, everything's fine. When a woman says FINE, it's NOT, and it's HIS job to figure out how to fix it!
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